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Item#: SCP-173
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must be looking at SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container. For security purposes, the container shall be airlocked, and shall be located underwater within the complex grounds.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993, little is known about item number SCM-173's origins. It is constructed from concrete and rebar and was once painted with Crylon brand spraypaint.
SCP-173 is animate and malevolent, if given the chance it will kill anyone within its line of sight. Its weakness, however, is that it does not move while being watched. Despite this paralysis it's still highly dangerous; able to cover at least 2 meters in the literal blink of an eye. It typically kills by either snapping the victim's neck from behind, or grabbing the victim's throat and strangling him. Whatever animates SCP-173 does not give it much force with which to break things, a large concrete room with unbarred windows is fully capable of containing it. Its grip, however, is unbreakable, as when it is not moving it takes a posture as hard and strong as concrete.
While left alone in its room, one can hear a stone-on-stone scraping from within that is believed to be the sound of SCP-173 moving about. The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. We don't know (nor wish to find out) where it comes from or how it arrives but SCP-173's will slowly fill with these substances. In order to ensure that bacterial growth within does not reaches hazardous levels, and to mantain some standards of sanitation, the enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
>> Anonymous
copypasta, old, etc.

also GB2/x/
>> Anonymous
holy shit.
>> Anonymous
Directed by Uwe Boll. Brace yourself for an hour long car chase with no point whatsoever.
>> Anonymous
Except where it was indentittyfied as a whale.

INTERNETS SEARCHING AM SO MUCH FRIEND.

/fail/
>> Anonymous
>>36022614
Thought it was a camwhore, but same thing nonetheless.
>> Anonymous
looks like a rotted horse.

/r/ rule 34
>> Anonymous
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did it drop any good loot?
>> Anonymous
>>36022071
EVA UNIT 00
secert NERV documents uncovered
>> Anonymous
BLINK!
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
lolwut
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
The Weeping Angels are a group of psychopathic hunters featured in the Tenth Doctor episode "Blink". Because their physiology is quantum-locked (see Schrödinger's Cat), they turn to stone when observed, covering their eyes with their hands and arms to prevent themselves looking at each other: this gives the impression that they are 'weeping'. This acts as a defence mechanism; they cannot be killed while petrified (though equally they cannot kill). They can move with great speed, being fast enough to move across a street in a single blink of the eye.

According to the Doctor, the Angels are as old as the universe (or very nearly) but no one really knows where they come from. He also describes them as "creatures of the abstract", "the lonely assassins", and "the only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely", because their method of "killing" doesn't do anything of the sort: a touch sends their victims into the past to live out their lives before they were even born; the Angels then feed on the "potential energy" of the lives their victims would have lived in the present.

In "Blink", a quartet of Weeping Angels strand the Doctor and his companion Martha Jones in the year 1969, and attempt to feed off the vast potential energy reserves of the TARDIS. Despite dispatching the Doctor, the Angels fail to get into the TARDIS; though they get the key, they can't find the machine itself. Sally Sparrow takes the key from one of them while it is in stone form, leading them to stalk Sally to regain it. During their pursuit, Sally inadvertently leads them to the TARDIS. Eventually the four Angels, having surrounded the TARDIS, are tricked into looking at each other when the box disappears, leaving them locked in their stone forms.
>> Anonymous
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THANK GOD I GOT THE LIST OF HER DVDS FROM HER BEFORE I WAS TRAPPED IN THE 60'S.
>> Anonymous
http://www.gunzfactor.com/forums/f14/93861-item_scp_173_a.html
>> Anonymous
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Over at 7chan they piss on their balls. Can 4chan beat that? Didn't think so. I'm going back to 7chan.
>> Anonymous
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/387708
>> Anonymous
http://talesofs.proboards39.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=general&thread=1184225474&amp
;page=9#1185295007
>> Anonymous
#fortune a=
>> Anonymous
>>36023893
OP here, stop pretending to be me.

7chan = Fail
>> Anonymous
MOAR.
>> Anonymous
fortune
>> Anonymous
#fortune