Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-093 Is to be kept on a silver lined mirror on a 1' x 9" pedestal at least 4 off the ground floor in containment cell block ?. Object is not to be contained in areas exceeding 12' x 10' nor placed on mahogany, pine, cherry or aluminum pedestals above or below level 1 of containment cell block ?. Object can be handled safely, albeit gently, without consequence. Tests and consequences involving containment conditions can be viewed in Section-B:35-1 of attached report.Description: Object was found on the shores of the Red Sea, 30 Jan 1968. Emitting a low sigh and a dim blue gleam, object has since turned an orange mix of red only emitting a hum of varying volume whilst in the presence of female examiners ages 34-41. Object resembled the documented blue for 54:34 at 1:23 on 26 April. 1986 coincidentally when the body of 194- 9834 was discovered in Research Facility ?. Ties between 194- 9834 and I-093 remain inconclusive, and effects of prolonged exposure to I-093 remain unknown except for infrequent reports of periods of calmness and in the case of 242-0049 as periodic waves of depression, loss of balance and thoughts of suicide. These feelings have reportedly not exceeded 1 week 4 days. Object seemed to react to the presence of 242-0056 by turning a light violet for no more than 2:09; documented on 12 March 1993. Effects of this reaction remain unknown.Additional Notes: Origins of I-093 remain unknown and documents of recovery of I-093 have since been destroyed by fire in Research Facility ?, 09 December 1989. Reports on the feelings of researchers who handled I-093 have remained inconsequential since 19 April 1995.
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Go to bed Jason. Nobody wants to lick your salt lamp
>>61874864nice namedrop faggot.
>>61875060Nice Faggotdrop Jason
Hi, I'm from Torchwood. We'll have to take that off you now.
>>61874692Lol @ chernobyl. I have no idea what this is supposed to be though :/
take this to /x/ chop chop
>>61875534op here, thats where i found it
Its a salt lamp, niggers.http://www.milk-and-honey.com/zcart/images/large/RockSaltLamp.gifCASE CLOSED.