File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove of a small farmhouse. A video camera was also found in the kitchen, standing on a tripod and pointing at the oven. No tape was found inside the camera at the time.

Although the scene was originally labeled as a homicide by police, an unmarked VHS tape was later discovered at the bottom of the farm’s well (which had apparently dried up earlier that year).

Despite its worn condition, and the fact that it contained no audio, police were still able to view the contents of the tape. It depicted a woman recording herself in front of a video camera (seemingly using the same camera the police found in the kitchen). After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her. Eight minutes into the video, the oven could be seen shaking violently, after which point thick black smoke could be seen emanating from it. The camera then continued to point at the oven for another 45 minutes until the batteries apparently died.

To avoid disturbing the local community, police never released any information about the tape, or even the fact that it was found. Police were also not able to determine who put the tape in the well or why the body of the woman on the tape did not in any way resemble the body of the woman found in the oven.
>> Anonymous
Creepypasta time, /b/.

Do your worst.
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
Prove it.
>> Anonymous
fixing.


>>62354386
>Creepypasta time, /b/.

>Copypasta as much as you can from ED, newfags.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
If you've ever lived in Michigan, you might've heard of a place called Camp Copneconic. Now, legend has it that before the place was a summer camp, it was home to a mental institution. However, after some time of it being there, the institute was burned down in a forest fire.

As the legend is told, there was a man that was in a cell in the farthest end of the building, and he was kept there to himself. However, he was so crazy that he'd attempted to escape too many times, and had come eerily close. The doctors had had enough, and decided to move him to a separate building built on the island in the nearby lake. They tied him down in the place, and every day someone went out to bring him something to eat and to drink, and give him his meds.

After the institute burned down, however, the man (named John) was left alone on the island. Since no one was there to feed or medicate him, he eventually escaped his island prison and swam to shore. When he got there, he lived off the land in the woods, and is rumored to have eaten anything, including people. After years of living out his life, he finally died of old age, and had never been caught.

According to the staff at the camp, you can hear his victims scream at night, and if you ever go outside by yourself, you're not likely to come back. There are traces of him that no one has dared to touch left in the wood, and even the remnants of the area he was kept in before he was moved to the island. Most of the areas have bloodstains, and a few of them even have what looks like pieces of bones left behind from those unlucky few who get caught outside alone.

Whatever the case is, no one ever goes in the woods by themselves at that camp, and no one EVER goes to the island. When rowing in boats and such, people tend to avoid going too far in fear of seeing the horrible place that John used to inhabit.

>> Anonymous
>>62354269
>To avoid disturbing the local community, police
>never released any information about the tape,
>or even the fact that it was found. Police were
>also not able to determine who put the tape in
>the well or why the body of the woman on the
>tape did not in any way resemble the body of the
>woman found in the oven.

Why's that? Because she took a nap in an oven.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
Leon Czolgosz, assassin of William McKinley, the 25th President of the United States, was electrocuted for his crime on October 29, 1901, at Auburn Prison in Auburn, New York. Among the personal effects found in his cell was a U.S. quarter stamped with the date 2218. The face in profile on said quarter was not George Washington, but rather a face which has yet to be identified.
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Look behind you. What do you see? Invariably, there will be a wall somewhere in your view. Now stare deeply into the space on the wall that lines up best with your eyes. Nothing will happen, but make sure you are clear on where this particular spot is. That spot contains all the negativity in your mind. Whenever you are on your computer, reading scary stories or whatever you do, sometimes you will get spooked. What do you do when this happens? You check behind you, thats what you do. As you read this now, a feeling of dread will come over you. Check the spot. Nothing again, huh? Thats because right now, all the evil is locked safely in your mind. Some people, upon learning of this "negative spot" resolve to remove the spot in an attempt to remove the negative energy. This is a grave mistake. You must never let harm come to this spot. If you do, you will have released the energy. Now when you sit at your computer at night, you will feel chills even in the summer time. The feeling of dread that only presented itself when you were genuinely scared will now hang in the air constantly. Within a week you and your loved ones will have a string of bad luck. Within a month your computer will begin to act erratic and eventually break down. On the anniversiary of the spot's destruction, you will dream of your most horrible fears. The dream will seem to go on forever, and when you wake up you will notice your vision has darkened. Every year on the same day, the dream will repeat itself, and your vision will grow darker and darker. After you go totally blind, dont ever turn your back on that spot again. That is if you can still tell where it is.
>> Anonymous
A recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute in Boston, MA, concluded that no activity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares. Whereas many dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outside source independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recall nightmares they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are replayed. In other words, those aliens and creatures you see at night in your "dreams?" They're real.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
Lol, Spy Vs. Spy
>> Anonymous
>>62356366
Huh?
>> Anonymous
>>62356296
something is wrong with that man's head
>> Anonymous
Somewhere in NYC there is an old homeless man missing both his legs from the knees down, whose spot along the streets is the corner of Lexington and East 21st, near Granmercy Park. Approach him after nightfall, give him some change (NO pennies, NO dimes) and ask him, "What did you see on the other side?" He will then tell you all about his travels to other realms and times, where he lost his legs, how he lost his money. It is up to you whether to believe him or not, but as you listen you'll find yourself being drawn in with every story. You must stay alert, or the old man will notice your inattentiveness, and with a scowl he will stop imparting his wisdom; he will chase you as fast as he can, tottering on his stubs. The other reason why you must stay alert is to check the time. Before midnight you must interrupt him (do NOT let him finish whatever story he's telling you at the moment) and say "I've heard enough, old man. Good day and good luck", then walk away. Make at least two left-hand turns around the block before going about your business. You must do this, because anyone who has stayed to listen past midnight is never seen again, at least not in this particular plane of existence.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62356428
>> Anonymous
>>62356749
Ah, of course. But what is
>>62354269
actually a picture of...?
>> Anonymous
In a certain area of a certain city in Pennsylvania is an area of flat concrete, the kind of place used as a basketball court or similar, near to a school building. If you wait in this area on the 10th September, you will eventually be approached by two youths with an aggressive demeanor about them. The youths will challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. Following the brawl, return to your home. It is important that you tell your mother of this incident. She will become perturbed by your tale, and order you to leave for an area of Los Angeles. You will be compelled to obey her.

At the nearest taxi rank, whistle for a cab and one will approach. You may see that its license plate reads "FRESH", and there will be novelty dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. Do not be disturbed by the odor of the cab's interior, and speak only the words "Yo home, to Bel Air" to the driver.

When you arrive in Los Angeles, seemingly only seconds later, you must speak again to the driver, this time saying "Yo home, smell ya' later". DO NOT LOOK BACK AS THE TAXI LEAVES. You will be dropped off at the entrance to a large mansion. Approach the door and knock three times. If you follow these instructions exactly, you will become the star of a popular television sitcom. However, after 5 years, 8 months and 10 days have passed, your life will end in the most unimaginably hideous way.
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
>>62355107
>>62355896
>>62356174
>>62356537

Old creepypasta is old.
>> Anonymous
>>62356482
At first I thought it was supposed to be General Grievous.
>> Anonymous
>>62356878
It wouldn't be 'pasta otherwise, now would it?
>> Anonymous
>>62356878
I'd assume that's the point.
>> Anonymous
moar plz
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
It doesn't resemble her anymore because it's horribly burnt. Duh.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
that lady was ballsy. that was prolly just the town suicide oven. the first lady didn't clean up after herself so the second lady had to throw the ashes and the tape down the well. and then she got in the oven herself but didn't record it liek a noob. cause only noobs record their suicides.
>> Anonymous
>>62356749

Spy vs Spy really IS creepy as fuck
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Szomorú Vasárnap, or Gloomy Sunday in English, is a hit song written in 1933 by Hungarian composer Rezs? Seress. It's more commonly known as the Hungarian Suicide song because of hundreds (if not thousands) of suicides that had been inspired by listening to it. The song itself has been has been covered several times, most famously by Billie Holiday, and for the most part is considered an urban legend and a brilliant marketing campaign.

The version that reached radio waves, however, is not the version that was originally written. Rezs? Seress originally wrote the song in order to woo his girlfriend, who had recently left him. The song succeeded in bringing them back together for a short time, before she jumped from his apartment window. Rezs? had been out at the time. His girlfriend left a note for him--"Szomorú Vasárnap."

The song was changed before release. Rezs? Seress himself committed suicide in 1969, jumping out of his window in very much the same manner his girlfriend did.
>> Anonymous
The Cumbrian man (google it, but I warn you) It is one of the most evil images in the world. The story is equally horrifying. I am getting spine chills right now, fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>62357185
Kinda, yeah.
>> Anonymous
Daniel had been living alone for a few years. After high school, he moved out of his parents house and got an apartment in the city. The apartment was by no means luxurious, in fact, it was a little run down.
His space consisted of a small living room that also served as the kitchen, a bathroom and a very small bedroom that could barely house his bed.
Very late one night, around three in the morning to be more precise, Daniel was sitting in the living room on his computer when all of a sudden his computer shut off. He tried to see what was going on but when he went to flip on the lights, they would not work either. In fact, nothing in the apartment worked.
He waited a few minutes in darkness unsure of what was happening until all of a sudden, the power flipped back on.
Thinking nothing of it, he continued with his tasks when all of a sudden his eye wandered to his microwave.
it said 12:00
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62356867

Looks like some artsy Doktor Beak photo.
>> Anonymous
>>62357345
Mother fucker. If you had posted a link we might've been able to disregard it as an attempted roll. But now that you've given us a NAME.... Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>62357345


WHAT IS THAT
>> Anonymous
>>62357345
Someone post?
>> Anonymous
>>62356867
Looks like one of those physician's masks worn during the Black Death.
>> Anonymous
>>62356867
A vulture in a tophat.
Duh.
>> Anonymous
>>62357345

I'm not getting relevant results. link plox? I wanna be scared
>> Anonymous
>>62357630
It's an 'alien' story. BUt this picture, is EVIL. Fuck, dude. It's evil. That's the end of the story. Nothing has made me chill this much in my life.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
A few of my favorite stories in one. Enjoy.
>> Anonymous
>>62357864

There are no relevant results. You are being trolled.
>> Anonymous
>>62357864

heres the link to the cumbrian man

http://www.ufologie.net/htm/solwayfirth64.htm
>> Anonymous
I had no idea cumbria was a county.
>> Anonymous
http://ufologie.net/htm/solwayfirth64.htm
The Cumbrian man. not OP.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
FUCKIGN COCKNIGGFGIEJTYRJOTIIIIIIII
>> Anonymous
>During the summer of 1983, in a quiet town near Minneapolis, Minnesota, the charred body of a woman was found inside the kitchen stove
>Stove
IT WAS A JEW
>> Anonymous
>>62357345
i found nothing...
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
FUCK YOU.
>> Anonymous
>>62358114
What's creepy about that?
>> Anonymous
here's the cumbrian man for those who cant find it

http://www.ufologie.net/htm/solwayfirth64.htm
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62357630
Cambrian Man

Pretty lame if you ask me.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
ASSHOLE!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
A man saw a ferrari at a used-car sale and asked for the price of the car. The salesman lit up with a smile and said he'd give it to the man for $500 dollars. The man bought the car instantly on the spot after hearing the ridiculously cheap deal.

The man had the car for months now, but on a cold, winter day as he got into the driver's seat he was startled to see someone in the rear-view mirror. He quickly turned around and saw nothing in the empty seat and quickly shrugged it off thinking he must have imagined it.

As the cold days went by, the car doors started to lock up on him, the engine would stall, and he would hear sounds of something hitting in the back. The man started getting anxious about this bad omen. That horror soon showed itself as he was driving to the airport to pick up his relatives. He looked up and saw 3 bloody bodies in the rear-view mirror staring at him. He screamed and realized that this car is really haunted and fled from the car.

Later he heard the story of the car from the salesman. The police found the car 2 years ago abandoned in an empty airport parking stall where 2 dead bodies were found in the the back seat and another one found in the trunk.

Nevermind that a Ferrari can neither fit this many people in its back seat, assuming it even has one, nor in its trunk.
>> Anonymous
>>62358196
Makes sense to me.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
Grah, fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>62357345
I don't wanna...
>> Anonymous
>>62357443

OH
MY
GOD
lol
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
In any large city, in any country, go to a fast food restaurant that is open all night. Make sure that you go between 2 and 3 Am, and you must be the only customer there. When you get to the counter, speak in a clear voice to the cashier, and say "I would like five Baconators, please." If the Cashier seems confused, or says "We don't sell those. This is Hardees" or anything similar, turn away immediately and run away as fast as you can, without stopping, until you collapse from exhaustion. Sleep where you fall, and if you wake up, you managed to escape in time.

If however, the cashier nods and types away at his keyboard, your fate will be much crueler. He will soon bring you paper sack, warm and heavy and shapeless, which will rapidly begin to get soggy. Give the cashier the amount indicated and try to ignore the look of disdain. It is only natural, for you have just become The Holder of the Baconators. Return to your parents house and go downstairs into your basement apartment and eat the baconators while you look at pictures of naked jb in /b/. Soon, the maddening realization that it doesn't matter how unhealthy you eat because no one will ever love you anyway will drive you to think about killing yourself, but you'll just end up eating your baconators, fapping and going to bed. Congratulations.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
YOU ASSWRNAGLING CANDLESNIFFING FUCKFENCE

GOD FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS DICKBUCKETS OF CUMGARGLING FUCK. GO RIDE A WHEELBARROW FULL OF DICKS THROUGH A CEMETERY AT NIGHT YOU DICKBITING ASSMONKEY
>> Anonymous
>>62358176

this is the scariest thing in this thread
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
>.gif
nice try
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE READING ANYMORE
>> Anonymous
>>62358371

Looks like someone in a bee keeper uniform turned away from the camera and standing directly behind the girl.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

gif, not touching it
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

Boy! Sure is .GIF around here!
>> Anonymous
ASS
>> Anonymous
General Wonkiness
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A RAKE!
>> Anonymous
>>62358682

On that day, the field was described as harnessing a strange 'electric' current. That photo was snapped. That day, all the live stock were huddled together on the other side of the field.
>> Anonymous
>>62358114

How the fuck is that scary?
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

fuck you nigger, i almost had a fucking heart attack.
>> Anonymous
>>62358817
I agree, cumbrian man sucked.
>> Anonymous
Come on you double niggers, I wanna be scared.
>> Anonymous
>>62358371
It looks like an old, naked albino guy putting his hand on his hip as he takes a piss.

In other words, that IS scary!
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
Oh my fucking god, that almost made me HNNNNNNNNGGGGG
>> Anonymous
>>62358773
>>62358563
>>62358459
>>62358416
>>62358249

morons. it's a .gif, you fucking newfags
>>62358177
>> Anonymous
>>62359038
>>62358872
>>62358773
>>62358661
ITT "wots .gif lol"
>> Anonymous
>>62358896
Fuck Cambrian Man.. That shit goes NOWHERE.
>> Anonymous
MARKETING PLOY DONT LISTEN TO THIS FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
"Daddy, I had a bad dream." You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness—it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?" "No, Daddy." The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?" "Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up." For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
>> Anonymous
>>62358896
fail cumbrian man is fail

this link is not a roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WgP-hz7h9U
don't believe me? go to youtube and search art bell, its the first
in 1997 a man called is show, coast 2 coast... listen to the call
>> Anonymous
>>62359038
That DID make me HGNNGHNNNNG
Also gave me a migrane and a hernia.
And probably AIDS.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978


fucking hillarious, i freaked the fuck out!
>> Anonymous
The cambrian man is on your shoulder....
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

That made me make a noise I didn't know possible
And my heart skipped a beat
THANK YOU
>> Anonymous
>>62359148
wtf is this from??? MOAR
>> Anonymous
>>62358561
I love you Anon. Thanks for the lulz. Even if it surely is pasta.
>> Anonymous
>>62359339
>>62359339
OMG, NO! RAEP! RAEP!
>> Anonymous
Who discovered the existence of the dead? Everyone knows the name of Antonia Simone, but the exact circumstances of her discovery are wildly varied. In 1992, her younger brother Ricardo, was injured in a martial arts accident that left him completely paralyzed. He needed a respirator to live and could only communicate through eyeblinks. She was a computer scientist at the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center and decided to create a computer terminal sensitive to the slightest energy source. She was a student of Kirlian photography and strongly believed the body’s electromagnetic fields could affect sensitive electronic equipment. She created a terminal that could not be affected by traditional means -- no keyboard, mouse or other input devices. A veritable black box.

Ms. Simone was devoted to her brother and tried for years to make a computer terminal that would allow her brother to communicate naturally. Distraught over the failure of her terminal, which she thought would free thousands of similarly afflicted people, she killed herself by hanging. When paramedics found her body days later, there on a computer screen was the message: “What took you guys so long? I’ve got the most important news.”
>> Anonymous
>>62354505
Wtf is this OC in my /b/?
>> Anonymous
>>62357345
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2636967.stm

LOL WUT
>> Anonymous
>>62359155
I think he's talking about faggots.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
LOL @ gif. And I was just about to click on it. You dirty fucker.
>> Anonymous
>>62357345
"A few weeks later Jim Templeton received two mysterious visitors. He had never heard of MIBs: the subject was almost unknown in Britain then. But the two men who came to his house in a large Jaguar car wore dark suits and otherwise looked normal. The weird thing about them was their behaviour. They only referred to one another by numbers and asked the most unusual questions as they drove Jim out to the marshes. They wanted to know in minute detail about the weather on the day of the photograph, the activities of local bird life and odd asides like that. Then they tried to make him admit that he had just photographed an ordinary man walking past. Jim responded politely, but nevertheless rejected their idea, at which they became irrationally angry and hustled themselves into the car, driving off and leaving him. The fire officer had to hike five miles across country to get home."
>> Anonymous
>>62359155
This is the dialogue:
I, I don't have a whole lot of, of time. Um, OK, I'm a former employee of Area 51. I, I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago and, and . . . I, I've kind of been runnin' across the country. Um, um, damn, I don't know where to start. They're, they're gonna, um, they'll triangulate on this position really really soon. OK, um, um, OK, what, what we're thinking of as, as aliens, uh, they're, they're extra-dimensional beings that an earlier precursor of the, um, space program they made contact with. Uh, they, they are not what they claim to be. Uh, they've infiltrated a lot of, uh, about a lot of aspects of, of, of the military establishment, particularly the Area 51. Uh, the, the disasters that are coming, they, the, the military, I'm sorry, the government knows about them. And, and there's a lot of safe areas in this world that they could begin moving the population to now. They are not! They want those major population centers wiped out so that the, the few that are left will be more easily controllable.
>> Anonymous
>>62359688

FUCK
>> Anonymous
OP's pic is a Scandinavian plague doctor's suit. It had a thick coat that covered the entire body, shoulder length gloves, wading boots and a face mask with a beak used for storing herbs to clean the air the doctor breathed. They also had canes to poke patients with, so they didn't have to touch them and risk infection.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
Hahahaha! Wow!...
>> Anonymous
>>62359935
dumb fuck fail! thats spy vs spy
>> Anonymous
>>62359688

Screw anyone who says this isn't terrifying.
>> Anonymous
>>62359558
im guessing only 7275 people found this vaguely scary.
>> Anonymous
>>62359732
O FUCK YEAH I VE HEARD THAT THING BEFORE. later it turned out that it was a joke, the guy who called the first time called back and told them that he wanted to see how much would people believe him
>> Anonymous
>>62359732

Sounds like a paranoid skitzo to me.
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
>showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her.

closing the door behind her?

Her oven has a handle on the inside.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
you fucktard
>> Anonymous
>>62356872
Awesome.
<333
>> Anonymous
>>62359155
MOAR STUFF LIKE THIS
>> Anonymous
>They also had canes to poke patients with

I believe you mean 'canes to smack hoes with'.

Where's mah money, biatch?
>> Anonymous
>>62360034

listen to the acutal recording, the raido show suddenly 'lost' its transmission during the show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WgP-hz7h9U
>> Anonymous
>>62354269

<--- minneapolis mn lol
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62358371


Why don't you have a seat over..HOLY FUCK!
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck, I did not expect that gif one... It scared the shit out of me, lol.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
ITT: kill the creepypics
>> Anonymous
>>62357978


ITS A .GIF

ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4 ALT-F4
>> Anonymous
whats the cumbrian thing? ....
>> Anonymous
>>62360407
its fail
>> Anonymous
MAD Spy vs Spy!
He's dead by now
a lot
>> Anonymous
>>62360406
why would you alt f4 a gif?
>> Anonymous
>>62360594
Did you read the story?
>> Anonymous
Once upon a time, I came

/thread
>> Anonymous
You're at work alone, when you suddenly hear the copy machine start up. You walk out to take a look at what's going on and see several copies filling the tray. Picking up one of the pieces of paper you discover that it is a copy of a picture depicting you sitting in your office chair, dead, with your eyes torn out and your throat cut. The others are the same picture, but taken from increasingly bizarre angles.

There is no original picture in the copy machine. In fact, the machine has been out of toner for a week.
>> Anonymous
>>62360287

Suspicious, yes. But he sounds like he's deep into some kind of delusional state.
>> Anonymous
>>62359732
dude admitted that was fake after a while (not that anyone really believed him)
>> Anonymous
>>62360739
i dont work in an office. please do it again for those of us who work in shops.
>> Anonymous
Daniel Kryzak was an average young man. He was a college student in his early 20's. He had good grades, a pretty girlfriend, and was ensured a nice high paying job working at his fathers car dealership when he finished college.

One day, Daniel was lying on the bed in his dorm and reading a book. He had been struggling to keep his eyes open, and finally dozed off to sleep.

He woke, startled. He heard a loud knocking coming from his kitchen. He shouted out to see if it was his girlfriend, but there was no response. The knocking was getting closer. Just as it sounded as if it were right outside of his room, it stopped. Daniel picked up a heavy glass ashtray, planning on bludgeoning the intruder.

He stepped out into the hallway and saw it. It was a pale, ethereal figure. A ghost. It was very spooky. Daniel ended up having consensual sex with the ghost in the missionary position.

The end.
>> Anonymous
>>62360720
yeah, it failed
Im more worried about these two
>>62359732
>>62360287
these scare the shit out of me
>> Anonymous
>>62358371

Is that Satan whispering in someone's ear?
>> Anonymous
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>>62360739
The obvious gore makes it lame.
Make it something more subtle, like just regular pictures of you from weird angles.
Then put something fucked up at the end.
Otherwise it sounds like the pasta was writeen by a 13-year-old (which it probably was, but nonetheless).
Faggot.
>> Anonymous
>>62358371
DUDE THATS EVIL! EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>62360912
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
>pic
Shit, you guys, Spy vs. Spy is on and I didn't even know!
>> Anonymous
>>62360912
I shat bricks.

Then I HGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNd

Then I shat more bricks.
>> Anonymous
>>62360781
actually he didn't i heard that too, but i checked the records on www.artbell.com and there was nothing about a call from the same guy actually they never heard from him again
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
God. I hope you get urethra maggots.

Grudging win.
>> Anonymous
>>62361038

Why are some people so afraid of that picture and others not?
>> Anonymous
>>62360368

lol
>> Anonymous
>>62361034
Because criticizing shit on /b/ and using pictures from your favorite anime are that much more mature. Fuck off.
>> Anonymous
>>62361272
/internet tough guy
>> Anonymous
>>62361034
agreed, gore =/= creepy. gore is just gore. pictures of you sitting at your desk working and then maybe one of you looking at the pictures with a black figure behind you, now THAT'S creepy.

god fucking damnit i scared myself.
>> Anonymous
>>62361034


eh I just ripped it from ED. thats why it's pasta, nigger
>> Anonymous
>>62361352
scared me too
>> Anonymous
>>62361413
Somebody go change ED, then.
Minimize the fail.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
THIS IS ONE SINISTER LOOKING TREE and according to the locals, who told us of the legend, everyone in the vicinity of Bernards Township seems to have a story about it. We were told that at one time a farmer killed his entire family, then went to the tree to hang himself. According to others, numerous suicides and murders occurred around the tree.

Supposedly anyone who tries to cut down the unholy arbor comes to an untimely end, as it is now cursed. It is said that the souls of those killed at the spot give the tree an unnatural warmth, and even in the dead of winter no snow will fall around it.

"There is a very evil truth to the mythology of the Devil’s Tree. At one time, Bernards Township was one of the central headquarters of the KKK in New Jersey – they held many demonstrations in our town and held many meetings throughout the hills. As per KKK policy, often they would 'lynch' local African-Americans to set an example, not only to other African-Americans, but also as an example of their principle and resolve.

The Devil's Tree was more secluded in those times before the developments spread across the mountain like a plague. It sat in a very isolated section of woods and fields, far from the prying eyes of the police. The Devil's Tree was the site of many of the KKK's meetings and hangings. The evil energy around the tree comes from the souls of dead men and women who were killed by this vile organization. If you look at the picture you posted online, the left most branch extends almost parallel to the ground. This was the hanging branch. Pretty freaky and true stuff. To freak ourselves out, sometimes my friends and I would drive down the road at night telling ghost. When the moon is a full red harvest moon, and the wind is blowing just right, it looks like there might be bodies hanging from the branch, slowly swaying in the breeze.”
>> Anonymous
>>62360912
Well, that's it /b/, I'm not going to be able to get to sleep tonight.
>> Anonymous
I love Spy vs Spy
>> Anonymous
!= > =/=

but, yeah, i like the figure idea better.
>> Anonymous
>>62361544
Which tree?
>> Anonymous
>>62358561


fucking brilliant
>> Anonymous
FUCK. THE. CUMBRIAN. MAN.
>> Anonymous
>>62361544
This pasta implies that niggers have souls.
Lol.
>> Anonymous
>>62361612
He's going to be up all night, fapping.

CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS.
>> Anonymous
>>62361706
devils tree, its located in new jersey. i copypasta the post from weird nj.
>> Anonymous
anyone know about this guy in the states

he rigged a shotgun (or a bomb)to some other guy, kinda like saw or some shit?

the shotgun or bomb killed him and they never found out who did it, help me b/, i have searched for ages to no avail, it deffo happened, news crews were there reporting when he died
>> Anonymous
>>62359155
>>62359732
>>62360287
This is the tool song Faaip de Oaid [Enochian for Voice of God] The guitarist had recoreded the actual show and decided to put it as a closer to Lateralus
>> Anonymous
>>62354269

looks like spy vs. spy
>> Anonymous
>>62361893
No, dude, there are, like, three trees in the pic.
>> Anonymous
>>62359148
rofl thought it said

>Your cock glows red in the darkness
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Not roll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtrkAIe9yVI&feature=related

soundtrack of hell?
>> Anonymous
>>62358371
Why did I click on this? why why why
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-173

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
>> Anonymous
>>62361948
the big bitch in the middle :|. the one branch that extends almost parrallel to the ground was supposedly used by the KKK to hang nigras.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62358371
First thing I thought of.
>> Anonymous
C'mon, I've seen all this shit before, CREEP ME OUT DAMMIT!
>> Anonymous
Does anyone else think the guy in the suit kinda looks like Boba or Jango Fett without any coloring on their armor?
>> Anonymous
Hey, does anybody have that one...
about all those scientists who had a mass suicide
and the mother of one tried to find what they were working on that made them all kill themselves
and then she an hero'd?
Pic is usually a garbage truck. I think it had 'law' in the name somewhere.
The one that is supposed to be so creepy because it gets no google results?
>> Anonymous
>>62354505
GUNSTORE!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>62362188

DO you know any living being that at ALL looks like that? That thing is CURSED
>> Anonymous
>>62361905
i remember that. its some guy who drives up to aplace on order, and they strap a bomb to his chest, and he has to go and rob a bank and give them the money or the bomb goes off. long story short, he's there surrounded by police who cant get the bomb off, waiting to die. bomb goes off.

worst day ever.
>> Anonymous
>>62361544
it's only sinister looking because it's a high-contrast black and white photo taken on a cloudy day from an angle that makes it look like it's towering over you.

photography doesn't creep me out much. but that's just me.
>> Anonymous
>>62361905

I remember hearing about that. He had a shotgun cane or someshit and went on a rampage. There was like a mike and a bomb on him so the guy could blow him up if he tried to talk
>> Anonymous
>>62362071
In that case,>>62361860
>> Anonymous
>>62360287
I don't scare easily but WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>> Anonymous
>>62358371

God damn it. I just read the story and am literally shaking.

http://www.ufologie.net/htm/solwayfirth64.htm
>> Anonymous
>>62362240
I hope someone does.
>> Anonymous
>>62362306
I do.
It's called a bald man.
>> Anonymous
>>62362534
please post story
>> Anonymous
>>62362546
I think it was 'harveylaw' or someshit.
Not sure.
Also, seconded.
>> Anonymous
>>62362061
This was pretty good.
>> Anonymous
>>62362625
Click link. It's too long.
>> Anonymous
>>62362061
this is good.
>> Anonymous
>>62362640

http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

some good, some not so good
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
>> Anonymous
>>62362365
>>62362240
>>62362309

think this is it http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/11/collar.bomb.charges/index.html
>> Anonymous
>>62362657
not clicking links

do not want awful pop up raep
>> Anonymous
>>62362061
More like this?
>> Anonymous
>>62362876
Then I give you the scariest part of it

"A few weeks later Jim Templeton received two mysterious visitors. He had never heard of MIBs: the subject was almost unknown in Britain then. But the two men who came to his house in a large Jaguar car wore dark suits and otherwise looked normal. The weird thing about them was their behaviour. They only referred to one another by numbers and asked the most unusual questions as they drove Jim out to the marshes. They wanted to know in minute detail about the weather on the day of the photograph, the activities of local bird life and odd asides like that. Then they tried to make him admit that he had just photographed an ordinary man walking past. Jim responded politely, but nevertheless rejected their idea, at which they became irrationally angry and hustled themselves into the car, driving off and leaving him. The fire officer had to hike five miles across country to get home."
>> Anonymous
>>62362061
did anyone ever figure out what that thing actually is?
>> Anonymous
>>62362876
It's not.
It's just a fucking lame alien story.
>> Anonymous
>>62362876
Then I give you the scariest part of it

"A few weeks later Jim Templeton received two mysterious visitors. He had never heard of MIBs: the subject was almost unknown in Britain then. But the two men who came to his house in a large Jaguar car wore dark suits and otherwise looked normal. The weird thing about them was their behaviour. They only referred to one another by numbers and asked the most unusual questions as they drove Jim out to the marshes. They wanted to know in minute detail about the weather on the day of the photograph, the activities of local bird life and odd asides like that. Then they tried to make him admit that he had just photographed an ordinary man walking past. Jim responded politely, but nevertheless rejected their idea, at which they became irrationally angry and hustled themselves into the car, driving off and leaving him. The fire officer had to hike five miles across country to get home."
>> Anonymous
k I read all.

cumbrian man + other creepypasta is newfagish and gay

creepy area 51 man recording on radio talk shows is the only thing relatively creepy in this thread.

MOAR
>> Anonymous
moar of that area 51 guy or anything moar about area 51 in general?
>> Anonymous
>>62363128
You mean ASIDE from fucking creepy?

Dunno.
>> Anonymous
>>62362061
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blink_%28Doctor_Who%29
>> Anonymous
>>62363128
A sex doll?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62363153
lol...pic related?
>> Anonymous
>>62362309
>>62362365

good work guys

you got anything else i can use to search? like the location or any names?
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
I CAME.

You deserve many Internets, sir.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
cumbrian man.
>> Anonymous
i just read the crumbian man. Okay, anyone who says its not scary....im literally shaking in my seat right now, I have never literally been more scared in my life.
>> Anonymous
>>62363250
>Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation.

Close, but not cigar. The Angels use time travel (or somesuch) to 'eliminate' their victims.
>> Anonymous
>>62363175
ill try and find moar
>> Anonymous
In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the Flame Broiled". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of heavy breathing echoing through the halls. Your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the breathing stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to snack." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the breathing in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a king in the corner, his mouth frozen into a insane grin, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they flame broil it fresh when you order instead of leaving it under a heat lamp?"

The king will then stare into your eyes and say nothing. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and eat the object in the king's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of high cholesterol and unrelenting hypertension.

Your death will be in that room, by that BK Breakfast Sandwich.

The BK Breakfast Sandwich is 1 of a 6-part value menu. They must never come together. Never.

Available for a limited time at participating Burger Kings.
>> Anonymous
>>62363515
Dude, I have a chronic fear of Roswell Greys and aliens in general and it did nothing for me.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>62362534
I could no longer take that seriously after reading the sentence

>Neither Jim nor his wife nor his daughter had seen anyone near them at the time of the photograph, let alone a tall man in a spacesuit.
>> Anonymous
>>62363699
fucking LOLD
>> Anonymous
>>62363699
Oh god, I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
sounds from hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvnxeX2SQso
>> Anonymous
ahhhhh shitfuckcunts

i was just trying to find some info on the old farmouse i grew up in where a lot of weird stuff happened to my family (i was too young to remember) and i found out that some nun revealed back in 2005 that there were all kinds of satanic rituals with dirty devil sex going on out on my street.

this street was out in the country and only had like 8 houses on it.
>> Anonymous
samefag who brought you the creep area 51 guy
this is a clip from the documentary UFO Area-51: The Alien Interview, they break it down and try to conclude whether or not this is true or false, its all on Youtube
>> Anonymous
>>62363759

You can't see that thing. Whatever it is. It's not a gray alien. It's terrifying. It could be watching over you now. The description of the mood when the picture was took put me in a panic attack.
>> Anonymous
>>62363498
i lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>62358371

It's a freaking hat, you idiots.
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
She must have come to the self-realisation that she was a Jew, and had to do the right thing.
>> Anonymous
Anyone got a link to that movie on Google video of the like hour and a half of scary noises and images that makes no sense but is creepy?
>> Anonymous
>>62364181
That's what I thought, too. But why doesn't it overlap any area of her head? Unless it's an anti-grav hat resting on the very back of her head.

In which case: get me a fuckin' anti-grav hat, /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>62364062

link?
>> Anonymous
>>62362827

winner, didn't see your post at first

good work
>> Anonymous
>>62358371
yep
>> Anonymous
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gf19L6DjnTQ
not rickroll, this is the anon who delivered Creepy area 51 guy

This is an interview with an alien that supposedly took place in area-51
It is a shorter clip from UFO Area-51: The Alien Interview, in that they actually break down the video, look at if it could be a puppet, mask, makeup or wahtever, also the timecode on the video just to try to obtain a conclusion on this video.

The entire thing is on youtube, just search UFO Area-51: The alien interview, pretty good documentary actually
>> Anonymous
>>62364323
It's affixed the the back of her hat. Unlevel hats stuck to the right rear side of the head were all the rage... whenever it happened.
>> Anonymous
>>62364323

can someone please explain why cumbrian man is so scary? =/
>> Anonymous
>>62364798

*head. my bad.
>> Anonymous
>>62358296

Hahahaha they kept making the guy hike his way back. 3 times. Just because they had black suits and a car he kept falling for it. Fantastic trolling.
>> Anonymous
>>62363515
Post the Crumbian Man!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62364798
So.... No anti-grav hat for Anon?
>> Anonymous
>>62364943

hah. no dude, those are three different versions of what happen.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978


That was awesome. Yay dialup. Not so scary when it's coming at you one frame a minute.
>> Anonymous
>>62364819

It was supposed to be a picture of the daughter, so they took a picture of her. But when it developed, there was a space man in the picture.
>> Anonymous
>>62364943

facepalm. you fucking moron. it's 3 different versions of the same possible story, not 3 seperate events.

GTFO
>> Anonymous
ahhhhhhh fuck.

as soon as i posted that shit about my old house and street my browser started shaking in a weird liquidy way and it keep doing it off and on. only my firefox.

and now the dog won't even come in the room.

also thunder and lightning rainstorm right now.

im scared /b/. somebody call the ghostbusters.
>> Anonymous
A woman was lying in bed when her 7 year old son walked into her room
"whats the matter?" she asked her son.
"Theres a man in my closet." said the boy.
thinking nothing of this the woman took her son back to his room and tucked him back in.
"If you get scared again just whistle 3 times and it will go away, I promise." Said the mother. She went back to bed and the boy started to fall asleep. But before he could fall asleep he thought he heard something in his closet, so he began to whistle.
Before he could get to his third whistle something wrapped a hand around his lips and whispered in his ear "Thatnks kid, without that noise I never would have found you in the dark."
>> Anonymous
>>62364819

It was supposed to be a picture of the daughter, so they took a picture of her. But when it developed, there was a space man in the picture.
>> Anonymous
>>62362061
belongs in /x/
>> Anonymous
>>62365100

ah...fuck. im kind of disturbed now.
>> Anonymous
>>62364943

facepalm. you fucking moron. it's 3 different versions of the same possible story, not 3 seperate events.

GTFO
>> Anonymous
There is a road in Ohio, which cuts through the middle of Amish country. The road goes on for many miles, and on either side it seems as if there are endless fields and pastures where cattle graze. If you are feeling particularly adventurous, you should try to walk the entire distance of the road. Do not stop if someone offers you a ride, just continue walking. When you are nearing the end of the road, you will notice a fork. In a ditch near the fork will be an Amish horse drawn buggy, the horse will be lying down, it's leg broken. The driver of the buggy, a slender, venerable man with an emaciated face and a long, white beard, will ask you to end the horses life, since he is too old and frail to complete the task. He will hand you a knife from a sheath under his jacket.

You must kill the horse quickly, drag the blade across it's neck and then plunge it down into it's chest. Congratulations, you just killed a horse you asshole.
>> Anonymous
>>62364062
Goddamnit forgot link sorry, ok here it is
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gf19L6DjnTQ
>> Anonymous
>>62365296
NO! I'll kill the Amish man first!

THE HORSE MUST LIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEE!
>> Anonymous
>>62365271

Hahahaha they kept making the guy hike his way back. 3 times. Just because they had black suits and a car he kept falling for it. Fantastic trolling.Hahahaha they kept making the guy hike his way back. 3 times. Just because they had black suits and a car he kept falling for it. Fantastic trolling.Hahahaha they kept making the guy hike his way back. 3 times. Just because they had black suits and a car he kept falling for it. Fantastic trolling.Hahahaha they kept making the guy hike his way back. 3 times. Just because they had black suits and a car he kept falling for it. Fantastic trolling.
>> Anonymous
>>62364274
>>62364274
>>62364274
>>62364274
>>62364274
Some one has to have this... C'mon Anon.
>> Anonymous
>>62365296

Dats sum win rite thur
>> Anonymous
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62365135

If there was more body to the story, it would be pretty good
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
tl;dr
>> Anonymous
>>62364274

Begotten?
>> Anonymous
no soap... radio
>> Anonymous
>>62365645
fuck dude, l2 english betterly
>> Anonymous
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=5BRbOSvl5VM&feature=related

subliminal messages upgrade is complete
>> Anonymous
>>62365645
I fucking pissed my pants.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62365135

If there was more body to the story, it would be pretty good>>62365869
>> Anonymous
"Chief?"
"Not now," Master Chief answered, as he blasted his rifle at the Covenant guys. "I am in an emergency."
When the emergency was over, he said to the radio, "What is the message?"
"It is very important," said Private Martha Berk, "and you must return to base. I will drive you there."
She pulled in on a warthog just in time as more Covenant came running with other guns.
Chief jumped into the back and fired with the turret at full power.
"What is it?" He said as he shot all over.
"Hold on," Martha panicked. "We are driving right into a black hole."
When Master Chief killed the last of the covenant he let go of the turret and picked up two rocket launchers.
"It's action time," he said. Then he pointed and fired the rockets at the black hole but it did nothing.
"Giant greats!" He exscreamed! But it was too late and they got sucked in. His plan didn't work.
"Our only plan is to use a teleport," she shouted but couldn't be heard over the black hole. Minutes later they were on
the ship and everything was okay.
"Thanks for saving us," Master Chief sighed because it was a long day.
>> Anonymous
>>62365869
>>62365893
Both you niggers best be trolling. Classic is older then the internets.
>> Anonymous
CHAPTER ONE:
The robot fight

It was been two yeers since teh scintist destoryed the road. Digimon now lerned to eb mor epowarfull to fight the evli!
So he bilt robot body becus the wrold was in danger of a evil digimon.
"You cans not be stopped!" Digimon sayd "You arr my twin borthr!"
"Thats rite. Not even you can stop me!!" So they foughted an Digimon's robot suit powerd its laser shoot and blew up teh evil Digimon.

Auther's note: In chapter 2, the evil Digimon is not reely dead. It swa a trick!!

CHAPTER 2:
Surprise attack

Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
Hsi gilrfrend was kiss him "Good morning" say.
But evil Digimon came out fridge and shotted "H-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! I will kill you Digimon!"
Ther was no time for robot so he went right for the fight.
They punched the ceiling and flew to fighting in space.
"I am created by the evil scintist" he sayd!! "I will destoy all the roads and no one can go on them!"
"No! Then people are tarpped and tehy will be stuck!"
"Ha-ha-ha I do not care but you will die now"
They foughts for a long time until they were tired form the fight and Digimon killed him with lethal blow.
"Impossible! I! Cannot be stopped!" Then explosion.
When good Digimon came back he wanted find his girfrend but she leaved. It was too late.
"Sarah! You moved to Englind too soon and I did't say bye!"
But she was gon.

THE END
>> Anonymous
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>> Anonymous
Creepypasta/general weirdness content has significantly dropped recently. Come on anon, got any more?
>> Anonymous
Why is this not in /x/?
>> Anonymous
Anon has failed me, anon must become an hero.
>> Anonymous
>>62366109
samefag, no troll, for christ's sake the man can't even uses possesives, spell colonel (he used cernel) and he can't even construct a full sentence, fucking fragments everywhere. Please, do not associate me with that type of Riff-raff
>> Anonymous
>>62366298
/x/ gets their panties all in a twist whenever someone asks for creepypasta.

time for original content.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62366154

ROBOTS??? FOR ROBOTS BY ROBOTS BY ROBOTS???????
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
Spy vs Spy?
>> Anonymous
>>62365296

I fucking lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>62366517
No, it's an old european gasmask.

They used to wear them during the Black Plague.
>> Anonymous
>>62356174
soooo wrong, if you even began to read into modern dream theory you would understand dreams are a training ground for the real world, where we repeat situations are brain has associated with fear, this is because if said situation actually arrises our response will be automatic. what is said by any hero after a bank robbery or anyone present near a terror attack such as 9/11.... "it was like a dream..."
>> Anonymous
>>62355107
there will be no currency by that date. Cards and chips will represent money.
>> Anonymous
>>62365774
I'll look.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62356867
I'm pretty sure its this..
>> Anonymous
>>62366761
>>62366787
Way to ruin perfectly good creepypasta.

Don't analyze it, just accept it and be creeped out.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>62366622
No, stupid, it's OBVIOUSLY a vulture in a tophat.
How many times do I have to say it?
>> Anonymous
>>62355107
Going along with that, some other creepy shit that is actually possible
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_world_order
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
Was She Jewish?
>> Anonymous
>>62365774
>>62366906
Oh fuck... thats it...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7973225371449473825&q=Begotten&total=747&start=
0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7973225371449473825&q=Begotten&total=747&start=
0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7973225371449473825&q=Begotten&total=747&start=
0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7973225371449473825&q=Begotten&total=747&start=
0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7973225371449473825&q=Begotten&total=747&start=
0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7973225371449473825&q=Begotten&total=747&start=
0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0
>> Anonymous
Well I didn't need to sleep tonight, fuck you /b/.
>> Anonymous
WTF is cumbrian man, someone post it
>> Anonymous
I hope everyone knows that that Area 51 interview is used/from this song:

Tool - Faaip De Oiad.

Which translates from Enochian to The Voice of God

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SkDb0xIFgm8
>> Anonymous
>>62366966
blind acceptance without analization is what happened in the dark ages
>> Anonymous
I don't know what to do anymore. I’m so scared and I can't trust anyone.
I went camping about 3 weekends ago in the Huntsville national forest in Texas. Me and 3 friends that came home for the weekend, they are all in college and usually we all get together at least once a year, old friends from high school. For the camping trip we planned to go backpacking deep in the forest, live off of fish that we catch and animals that we can trap. We have been doing this for awhile in Texas and in numerous places, Arizona, Colorado (if anyone is familiar with the Spanish peaks there), New Mexico, so we‘re pretty much used to anything you‘d encounter out there. It was my turn to pick where we went camping, so I chose Huntsville (more accurately it’s Huntsville/New Waverly). So we drive up there park our car in a camping park spot and start walking off into the forest. We had some laughs along the way, everyone catching up with each other's lives. We walked until it started to get dark and set up camp where we stopped. Everyone gathered wood to make a fire and we set our tent up. And we do what we always do: try and scare each other with weird stories.
Around this time we started to smell something very faint. It was noticeable, but not overbearing. We couldn't put our finger on what it was, so we just carried on. Mike had to go piss and he walked off in the forest. A second later he come running back, piss all down his jeans like he’d missed really bad. Immediately we all crack up and throw some jokes at him. Then we noticed that he was white as snow and trying to catch his breath. He starts screaming for us to follow him, and runs off.
>> Anonymous
>>62367531
We all get serious and go follow him, not knowing what the problem was. We start to hear a faint scream and crying in the distance, in the direction we were running. It was pitch black away from the camp and Mike had the only flash light (we left ours at the camp, he had his from his trip taking a piss), so at this stage we didn’t have much choice but to follow the light, which was frantically pointing here and there in front of him. The scream gets closer and Mike starts to slow down. We then notice a ratty old cabin that looked like it was abandoned, except for a faint light that we could see from one of the old mildew covered windows. The crying was intense: whoever it was couldn't breathe enough to let out a full yell. We all followed Mike up to the front door and we could all hear the crying from inside. As soon as he knocked on the door it stopped.
We all waited and heard really heavy footsteps walking fast to the door. There was a giant slam against the door and the sound of a bolt unlocking. Then nothing. We waited for a bit, knocked a few more times, but still nothing happened. We walked around the house (there was no fucking way any of us were leaving each other’s side) and noticed a window, which was a good way up. Alex took a deep breath and said asked us to give him a boost so he could see inside. Me and Mike lifted him up to the window. We watched him brush away dirt and webs from the window and place his face close to the window to try and see something.
>> Anonymous
>>62367653
There was a quick beat. Then suddenly he breathed in fast and let out a loud scream. Then he fell back from the window, screaming bloody murder the whole way. We all tried to calm him down but he was hysterical. We went to him but he started to shake, punch, kick, you name it, and then took off towards the camp. None of us wanted to be separated so we all ran close behind him. We caught up to him and grabbed him and set him down. The fire was dying out so I grabbed some nearby wood that we collected added it to the fire. My hands were shaking and I had to do something. I went back to Alex and we all tried to calm him down. He wouldn't he kept screaming and was breathing so hard that he eventually fainted.
All of us are terrified now, and we all kept the fire high until sunrise. Periodically Alex kept waking up, screaming just like before. By sunrise he was up and looked catatonic, just mumbling to himself and whimpering.
>> Anonymous
Well, everyone that should be at my house is missing, my dog is barking at a wall, my internet keeps going on and off, and I'm sitting here reading creepypasta.
I am effectively shitting bricks and HNHNGNGHNGNHNNNHG'ing at the same time.
>> Anonymous
>>62367778
Me and Mike decide to go look at the cabin now it was daylight. We searched where we thought it was, except there was nothing there. Nothing at all. The indistinct smell from last night had now grown into a very strong smell of something dead, something stale. We headed back to the camping site. When we got there we found Alex had chewed into the sides of his face and swallowed so much blood that he was throwing up. John was at his back, and he looked like he was about to die from exhaustion. I guess we all looked that way, I just didn't notice until I saw his face. Alex said quietly that we need to leave. Now.
>> Anonymous
Thanks for keeping me awake the next three days.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
good one
>> Anonymous
>>62367878
We all started to pack up the tent. It started to rain really heavily (it was about noon) and the sky started to grow really dark. Alex started to go into a panic. He went and grabbed a big stick and yelled at us to leave it and leave, now, or he‘d knock us out and drag us out of there himself. Mike started to yell at him, and they started to fight. We broke it up and finished packing, and then started to make our way back. After a little while we arrived at a creek we had crossed the previous day, only it was flooded over, and the water was moving to fast for us to cross it. Alex started to scream again, yelling at Mike for taking his time packing up the tent when we could have gotten out of here. This went on for a while until we finally convinced Alex to calm down and tell us what happened. He said as soon as he put his face to the glass, a face on the other side did the same thing, and started to smile really big. It had dark eyes and a dark mouth which was much bigger then Alex's, as the smile got as large as it could a giant shadow behind it swung something down and sliced it‘s face off. The face was stuck to the window, and he said it started to laugh quietly as it slid down. Mike, still pissed off (and though he wouldn‘t admit it, beginning to get freaked out), started to argue with him again. We eventually started to follow the creek for a way to cross.
>> Anonymous
>>62367971
We then started to see toys floating in the creek. Really old toys, old Barbie dolls and baby dolls. This wasn't like any old trash floating in the creek, though…this was a lot of barbies, a lot of baby dolls. One washed towards the side and Mike picked it up. It had some kind of voice chip that was dying and started to say some gurgling words we couldn't understand, followed by it’s sad excuse for laughter. Then it sounded like it was whispering. We thought the batteries must be dieing, he threw it down. We kept going, and the sun was starting to set. Alex was freaking out more now, and was whimpering and breathing heavily. We all started to see shadows move behind trees, something we all called BS on until we all seeing it. It was barely light out and we stop as we see the cabin right in front of us. None of us knows what to think. Mike says “This is bull, I’m going in there.” Alex tries to stop him. We all do, all of us just wanted to go home. Mike says to all of us to fuck off, do our own thing, he doesn't care anymore, this is all bull.
>> Anonymous
>>62368038
We start to hear hundreds of the same sort baby doll as before, laughing, whispering and trying to sing. We start to move forward past the cabin, all of us, and kept pushing forward. We smelled something dead in the air, something stale. The same something as before. We started to hear something crying, and something screaming. We kept on going. We eventually crossed the creek and left the woods. We get back to our vehicle and got in. Its pitch black, and we drive. We are about to get on the 45 to Houston but the road is under construction and can't be accessed. It points to a detour. As we head towards the detour it seems to be small, bumpy dirt road going into the woods. We then see a young girl come up to us. She looks like she was in trouble, young and pretty. She approaches the passenger side door and she looks like she‘s really drugged up, or beaten up. Alex doesn't roll down the windows, nor does he open the door. She reaches for the handle and he immediately locks it. She puts her face on the window and starts to smile really big. We floor it, Alex starts to cry and scream and we are all breathing heavy. We finally cut on a street that takes us to the 45 and we take it the whole way. When we get back to my apartment everyone doesn't know what to say and we all break apart and go our separate ways.
>> Anonymous
DEAR JESUS, i was on /b/ an hour ago, but i decided to get off to watch the last hour of "The Departed" i come back now, and this fucking thread is STILL up.
>> Anonymous
>>62368100
Mike messages me later and says he is going to go back. I try to convince him not to and all he does is say it was our own minds that were screwing with us. I think he just went to prove to himself he wasn’t scared. I can smell that stench everywhere now. I don't go out anymore, I just stay in and don't answer the door. Last week everyone I met was acting really strange, people that I knew for a long time and total strangers. My own dad, when I went to his place to eat supper with him he just watched me, strangely, when I was sitting down. He didn't say a word the whole time. I kept asking him “What’s wrong?” He just slowly shook his head.
When I was leaving to go home I turned to wave. He had black eyes and an open mouth like he was in pain. When I started to walk back he shut the door and bolted it. I stayed there knocking and knocking. Nothing. I called him, his phone was disconnected. I even called the police halfway through the questions they were asking me the connection started to fade into static. I could hear a faint mumbling, singing and laughing.
>> Anonymous
>>62355896

HOLY FUCK THAT'S SCARY, MOTHERFUCKER
>> Anonymous
So there was this bagger,named John, at Smith's. One day this old lady comes in and buys a ridiculous amount of groceries. She doesn't have a car and asks for some help getting her groceries home. John offers to help because he figures he'll get a giant tip.

So after trudging uphill for nearly a mile they arrive at the old lady's house. John's arms are dying and his stomach is rumbling. The old lady asks him to wait in the kitchen while she goes and gets him a tip.

John looks around her kitchen but there's nothing remotely edible: goose liver, strained vegetables, and other assorted old people food. But then, a glimmer of hope! In the pantry John spies a jar of peanuts! He takes handful after handful until the jar is empty and his stomach is full.

The old lady comes back and slips him a five spot. John is horrifyingly depressed at that, but he keeps a pleasant face. As the old lady shows him to the door he realizes he should ask if it was alright that he ate the peanuts.

She replied, "Oh, yes yes, that's completely fine. With my old age and teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them anyway."
>> Anonymous
>>62368190
Mike has completely vanished. There is not even a record of him being alive. When I call Alex’s house they talk to me like I’m some salesman. They say they don't know any Alex and to please stop talking. The person who tells me that is Alex‘s mother. I can’t get ahold of John. Someone knocked on my door and when I went to look I saw a face completely covering the peephole and a giant smile started to form. I called the cops again and instead of it turning into static they got really strange. “Sir, are you affected by any drugs at the moment?” “No.” “Are you coming home anytime soon?” “Excuse me?” “Come home.” and the phone clicks. My mail slot swings every now and then. Someone is sliding pieces of baby dolls through it. I try to call people now and all I can hear is static and bad baby doll noises and this crying and screaming. My TV is busted but when I go to piss I can hear it on. I might be going insane.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
If you are watching television, and the signal cuts out to static, turn the TV off immediately. If you watch the static on TV for long enough, the static will suddenly pause. All sound in the room will cease; even the white noise of the TV itself will disappear. If this happens you must not look away from the screen. You will probably not notice at the time, before you lose your gaze on the TV, your body will freeze as well. Time around and with you have paused completely. Specks of the black and white dots slowly come to life, creeping slowly in seemingly random directions. Not static as you know it, but organizing themselves into a moving picture again in front of you. As the static returns to normal, and the white noise of the TV comes back, you will regain control of your body. You must never watch that television again. It will only play static, even when unplugged. If you watch the static any longer, these same events will reoccur, but with disastrous results. What exactly happens is unknown, as it is obvious that anyone that has been unfortunate enough to experience this has disappeared. It is rumoured that if one continues to watch the static again, or during their experience, looks away, the white and black specs will slowly start to move again, but you will not. Your eyes will then be permanently fixated on the screen as you watch the picture come back to life, and what seems to be your station's signal return. You learn soon this is not the case, as all sound is still absent, and the picture on the TV shows a familiar surrounding: the room in which you sit. The only thing you see next is movement on the TV, as you see yourself from behind, and subsequently, the cause of your disappearance.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

bastard
>> Anonymous
>>62368337
Whoever lives above me started to scream in pain and crying deeply recently. I hear giant footsteps from their apartment, I hear bangs and something falling to the ground. From the neighbors to the right of my apartment I hear what sounds like a baby that never gets tended too and then it sounds like a baby doll whose batteries are dying. My phone has been ringing now and it’s Alex telling me things in a language that I have never heard before, nor could even manage to repeat. I kept getting emails of pictures of black and small colorations, now I can't even access my email. Someone knocks on the door, then they slam against it. I hear the bolts unlocking one by one and I run to make sure to lock all of them back and sit down crying. What do I do? My electricity keeps dimming. My water, sinks, bath, shower, all smell like something dead. I keep seeing a shadow of someone behind me raising something up in the air, and I just take off to the other side of the apartment with my head against the wall. I have boarded my windows shut, someone was throwing rocks through them. I never could see who. I have boarded my bedroom in, I hear crying and screaming in there now. And right now while I’m typing this I can see the reflection off the computer screen of some shadow behind me...
>> Anonymous
>>62368432

This is why you don't fuck with candlejack gu
>> Anonymous
>>62354505
>>62354505
>>62354505
awesome. i live in michigan and ive actually been to copeneconic for my brothers school fieldtrip. so that kicked ass

moar michigan stuff
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I don't see anything guys...
>> Anonymous
Keep it alive, people.

I don't want this to 404.
>> Anonymous
>>62368432
For some reason, I imagine that, instead of 'hiding' from the antagonist in this situation, I would get really, REALLY angry and crash through the door with a shout of "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!"

Not in a macho way, just in the way of a guy who's had his fair share of shit for they day.

Then I'd probably be eviscerated. Or left alone.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

Bricks were shat.
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
>> Anonymous
>>62360287
>>62361921
>>62367328
i fucking said that here retard, read the fucking posts, i posted all of them with links
>>62359688
>>62359155
>> Anonymous
In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.
>> Anonymous
>>62369262

Me too. No hiding for me, if they wanna come in, they have to deal with a bit of lead from me first.
>> Anonymous
>>62368324

I know that! It was from that old show "Scary Stories" or something. Was on YTV a long time ago. Might still be on late at night.
>> Anonymous
Awesome. I shat bricks.
>> Anonymous
>>62369880

Yeah, the hosts were a cockroach and a maggot.

Stupid show.
>> Anonymous
>>62369851
Hell, they wouldn't even have to deal with lead in my case. Just some harsh language and maybe, MAYBE, a pair of scissors.
>> Anonymous
this thread is fucking win
>> Anonymous
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888
>>62365888

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
>> Anonymous
This could be normal depending on your situation, but this morning will be different. While your environment will all seem exactly the same, you’ll notice that everything is quieter than normal. If you go outside, you will notice a distinct lack of anything like birds, insects… or people. As far as you travel, you will not encounter another sentient human being. The entire world will be intact, but empty except for yourself.

There are currently over 100,000 missing persons cases in the United States. Some are just normal cases of murder or kidnappings, but in others, the disappearance cannot be explained and no remains of the person are ever located.
>> Anonymous
>>62358371
Looks like an action figure to me. Though, that would have been a bit early for action figures. Just doesn't look like a living object to me.
>> Anonymous
>>62367192

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>> Anonymous
>>62370213
That takes too long.
*knock kno-BANG*

Problem solved.
>> Anonymous
>>62365888
creepiest shit iv ever seen on /b/
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62367192

oh srsly. fuck that noise. shittin creepy bricks.
>> Anonymous
>>62370342
Kinda like Silent Hill, Except without all the ash.
>> Anonymous
Must not die.
>> Anonymous
>>62365888
And people need proof there is no god...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62355896
Umm, I'm freaking right now. I just read this and when I turned around theres a fucking hole in my wall that was never there before. I'm not entirely sure whats behind this wall because we just moved in.....OMFG
>> Anonymous
>>62371133
FUCK YEAH BEGOTTEN.

You'll shit brix when you realize the woman is sucking the dead guy's cock.
>> Anonymous
>>62365888
lulz zero hour
>> Anonymous
>>62371666
I'm in your house.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This is the kind of shit ten year old boys pass around as urban legends. Have your nuts dropped yet, any of you?
>> Anonymous
>>62371666
666!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>62367971
FUCK ME. I'M starting to hear noises out of my door, DAMN YOU.
>> Anonymous
>>62365888
that was genuinely creepy.
>> Anonymous
>>62371666

HA! Not only is your house haunted, so are your messages. In b4 not really evil number.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
http://uploaded.to/?id=8zmpu4
>> Anonymous
moarmoarmoarmoarmoar
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
one night i was walking back from my friends house just around the block. it was super quiet that night and i always got a little creeped out in that neighborhood.

i was halfway home when i noticed some movement off the the left out of the corner of my eye. i look over and see about six shadows of dogs running around being casted onto a garage.

that freaked me out enough but then while i'm watching this they all start to get up on two legs and continue to run around.

i ran back to my friend's house so fucking fast.
>> Anonymous
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD.
>> Anonymous
>>62372093
that looks like lily thai's pussy.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62371470
>> Anonymous
Is /b/ ready to shit the biggest amount of bricks they can expel through their orifice?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUtAmIakL0Q

in short: guys from a tv program go to a cemetery where this "girl" ghost has been seen lurking around....guy is calling her asking her why is she there, and then....and THEN...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62371666

stick your finger in it.
>> Anonymous
>>62372229
I lol'd
>> Anonymous
>>62372229

mmmmm pocky
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
I'm from Minneapolis MN and have never heard such a story. BULL SHIT
>> Anonymous
Mother FUCKER! I just closed my door, said "The outside world doesn't exist.", and RIGHT after there was a big clap of thunder.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62372630

not joking at all
>> Anonymous
>>62372609
I don't want to lose my finger
in b4 dick
>> Anonymous
>>62372885
No, at the picture
>> Anonymous
>>62372901
Then stick someone else's finger in it
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!!
>> Anonymous
Stick it in yourPENIS.
>> Anonymous
>>62371666

The glory hole of SATAN
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

I had not fallen for one of those in a really, really long time.

fuck you.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

You all may condemn this man, but I say BRAVO! It's been ages since I've been properly freaked out, and these stories certainly did the trick!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62373182
A wiimote is also fine?
>> Anonymous
>>62373781
DUDE.
>>62371666MUST RAPE SATAN IN THE ASS AND BECOME JESUS.

/cruise control
>> Anonymous
>>62354269
>After positioning the camera to include both her and her kitchen stove in the image, the tape then showed her turning on the oven, opening the door, crawling inside, and then closing the door behind her.

Exactly what the OP should do, except first arrange for someone to post the video.
>> Anonymous
>>62373966
Your wall changed color?
>> Anonymous
Cumbrian man is made of fail and imitative daft punk
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62367192
>>62367192

WHAT THE FUCK
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>62362061

That creeped me the fuck out.
>> Anonymous
>>62374365
Inorite?
>> Anonymous
>>62374365
>>62374425

Yeeah. the pic too. "hm, what is... what the..."
>> Anonymous
>>62356749
Its probably been answered and too late because this poster is gone but the mask you see in OP's pick was from the bubonic plauge. the long nose you see was filled with charcoal and used to filter out the air. a gas mask if you will.
>> Anonymous
>>62374765
NO U FAGGOTS.
IT'S A FUCKING VULTURE IN A FUCKING CUTE LITTLE TOP-HAT.
>> Anonymous
Fuck you /b/. I'm getting my gun and keeping it nearby.

Then I'm getting my other gun and keeping it nearby.

And my knife.

And my maglite.

And burning a sage candle. Not the /b/ sage but the sage that other paganfags would know about.

Fuck you /b/.
>> Anonymous
>>62375349
Satan is watching you right now.
>> Anonymous
I am currently downloading begotten because I am an idiot.
>> Anonymous
>>62367192

I cried. Not sleeping tonight /b/. Thanks.
>> Anonymous
I hate you all right now. in ways i cant describe. im not going to bed....thanks
>> Anonymous
>>62375349
I read you loud and clear.
>> Anonymous
I'm still waiting for somebody to dig up that 'Harveylaw' pasta.
>> Anonymous
can someone explain why this cumbrian man thing is creepy?
>> Anonymous
I'm still waiting for somebody to dig up that 'Harveylaw' pasta.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62375349

Candle's lit, every light in the apartment is on, knife is at my left hand, flashlight in front of me, and the pistol is loaded with 10 hollowpoints.

Fucking bring it /b/.
>> Anonymous
Aliens are not scary. More supernatural if-you-look-at-this-picture-or-read-this-story-you-are-going-to-die kind of stuff, plox.
>> Anonymous
>>62376198
It's not
>> Anonymous
>>62376198
It's not
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
not all ghosts are mean.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
THIS IS ONE SINISTER LOOKING TREE

and according to the locals, who told us of the legend, everyone in the vicinity of Bernards Township seems to have a story about it. We were told that at one time a leprechaun killed his entire family, then went to the tree to have consensual sex with it in the missionary position
>> Anonymous
>>62356296
Kinda looks like the bad guys from RE4.
>> Anonymous
>>62376837
HOLY FUCK, YOU SICK BASTARD
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Nothin ITT will be better than the Creepy Pasta in this pic. What an epic creepypasta thread.
>> Anonymous
>>62377090
Not this time, you bastard.
>> Anonymous
>>62376429

The scariest part of this thread is that someone actually owns a hi-point.

Go buy a real gun.
>> Anonymous
>>62377090

what a creepypasta. scary shit
>> Anonymous
I live in the UK. A colleague at work heard this from her boyfriend. He works with someone who said that his sister's friend got the last tube (subway train) home a couple of weeks ago. When she got on there were 5 rows of seats empty but the last row had three people sitting in them. As she was a little afraid, she went and sat opposite these people. She settled down and looked up to see the woman sitting opposite her really staring at her. So she got out her book and started to read but every time she looked up the woman was still staring. The train pulled into the next station and a man got on. He looked up and down the carriage, took a look at her and the people opposite her and came and sat next to her. As the train left the station the man leaned back and said quietly in her ear "If you know what's good for you, you'll get off at the next station with me". She was scared but thought the best idea would be to get off at the next station as he asked as there might be people around. The next stop comes up and she leaves the train with this man. The man says "Thank God, I didn't mean to scare you but I had to get you off that train. I'm a doctor and the woman sitting opposite you was dead and the two men either side were propping her up". According to the guy who told this story, the girl and the doctor called the police who stopped the train at the next station.
>> Anonymous
So as I'm reading this fucked up thread, I get creeped out and go turn the lights on in the apartment. While I'm doing this, I get a text message on my cell phone from my wife. She works as a nurse on the night shift at Grant hospital in Columbus Ohio. The text of this message is as follows:
"Omg! Psycho patient just now. Screaming. Restrained in leathers."
This was happening while I read the thread. It's unsettling. So I leave the lights on and lock myself in the computer room.

About five minutes ago I heard scratching on the door, which stopped after about a minute. Didn't worry me, my cat scratches on the computer room door all the time when she wants in here. But just now, I realized my cat is sleeping on the floor next to my desk. She was sleeping anyway. Now she's just staring at the door.

I don't know if I want the scratching to start back up or not. What if it's looking for another way in?

Fuck.
>> Anonymous
>>62372229
????????????
>> Anonymous
my computer is right next to my basement door

everytime I finished some creepy story

noises would come
>> Anonymous
>>62377090

epic winrar
>> Anonymous
oh archivable
>> Anonymous
this thread > caffine
>> Anonymous
>>62377903
Wait, so it's not the same shitfaggotry that comes with .gifs?
>> Anonymous
>>62377090

I like that file name, there.

It goes well with the extension...
>> Anonymous
>>62373781

WHAT THE FUCK

ENOUGH

PLEASE /B/
>> Anonymous
>>62378279
RAPE SATAN IN THE ASS.
FOR COSMIC LULZ.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Where's my wife?
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
>>62378531
wat
>> Anonymous
omfg i so fucking hate /b/ good thing my bf is back in town and they didn't leave me alone at the house like the last time they went out of town.
>> Anonymous
>>62378874
I don't think you have aVAGINA.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
oh man. i need to go to bed but my roommates are leaving so fuck that. i'm going with them for sure. /b/asturds.
>> Anonymous
>>62378947

and why the hell don't you think i have aVAGINA?
>> Anonymous
>>62379166
Because, good sir, these here are the interbutts.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
thread wins
>> Anonymous
>>62379330
Gentlewoman here... (wtf, gentlewoman on /b/???) not "good sir" definitely have aVAGINA.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
When my friend Daniel was little, he and his mom used to go visit his aunt and his cousin, Sara, during the summer. His aunt lived in this big three-story house, with two main floors and a big attic upstairs. Sara's room, where Daniel would sleep and where the two would spend most of their time playing together, was right down the hallway from the staircase leading to the attic door.
One night, Dan and Sara stayed up late telling stories and reading books. Sara's favorite was this little Christian children's book about angels.
As soon as she started reading from it, they both heard the attic door down the hall start to creak open. Startled, she stopped. The two of them just sat there and listened. A moment later, they heard the door creak shut. Figuring it was the wind, Sara started to read again. Once again, they immediately heard the door down the hall starting to open. And once again, after she stopped, they heard it slowly creak closed. They both just held their breathe and stared for a long time. Finally, Sara tried repeating it one more time, and sure enough, the door responded.
Scared shitless, they both bolted and ran down stares to their mothers.
>> Anonymous
>>62368432

This is the creepiest fucking shit I have ever read. It isn't much, but I have a fucking red rider BB gun, a hunting knife, a bunch of mountain dew, and shit in my pants.
>> Anonymous
September 29th, 1967

Last week, a man was found running and screaming naked in a remote religious region of upstate New York. After being chased down by two police officers the man began to convince the policemen not to take them and to beware of him. After finding his clothes, the man was identified and taken to a police precinct for further questioning. Upon further investigation, the police concluded that the man had traveled from New York City in car and left his vehicle in the forest. The man was reported missing for two weeks, after being hospitalized for bodily injury of unknown causes and screaming at people on the streets. Although the reasons of his mental instability are unknown, the man has repeatedly drawn pictures of two triangles on fire and warned his wife, a flight attendant, to quit her job.
>> Anonymous
>>62379962

^^ I just posted that. Good News. My parents just stocked up on booze and now I have some :-D
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
holy fucking christ
>> Anonymous
>>62380297


You guys need to learn that if the file is a .gif you STAY THE FUCK AWAY because THAT SHIT CAN MOVE!!!!
>> Anonymous
BEGOTTEN SYNOPSIS:
The film opens with a robed, profusely bleeding character disemboweling himself, with the act ultimately ending in his death. A woman emerges from his remains, arouses the body, and impregnates herself with his ejaculate. Becoming pregnant, she wanders off into a vast and barren landscape. The pregnancy manifests in a fully grown man whom she leaves to his own devices.

The "Son of Earth" meets a group of faceless nomads who seize him with what is either a very long umbilical cord or a rope. The Son of Earth vomits organic pieces, and the nomads excitedly accept these as gifts. The nomads finally bring the man to a fire and burn him.

"Mother Earth" encounters the resurrected man and comforts him. She seizes the man with a similar umbilical cord. The nomads appear and proceed to rape her. Son of Earth is left to mourn over the lifeless body. A group of characters appears, carry her off and dismember her, later returning for Son of Earth. After he, too, is dismembered, the group buries the remains, planting the parts into the crust of the earth. The burial site becomes lush with flowers.

I never would have gotten half of the film if I hadn't read that. =\
>> Anonymous
>>623579
FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978

scared me shitless
>> Anonymous
>>62379658
Then surely you know the rules.
>> Anonymous
>>62379995
fail
>> Anonymous
>>62356296
dammit, now i have to play resident evil 4 again.
>> Anonymous
>>62354505
I'm going to have to say that's a load of bull. I've lived in Michigan all my life and I've tried to find just about every supposed haunted place there is, and I've never even HEARD of this place. I just googled it, so now I know it exists, but I can't even find anything on this story.

tl;dr YOU'RE LYING. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62379658
>I will protect you fair lady.

Wikipedia is full of creepy, check out some of the UFO stories late at night.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly-Hopkinsville_encounter
>> Anonymous
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/11/collar.bomb.charges/index.html#cnnSTCVideo

Not a Rick-Roll

Video of the neck-bomb guy. Creepiest part is first couple of moments, with him in the middle of a street, sitting and crying.
>> Anonymous
>>62379658
Even if you have aVAGINA, being on the internet means you don't.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62380881
>> Anonymous
FUCK
I'm in bed with my laptop and my ipod on my pillow, and it keeps sliding down and tapping me on my shoulder and HOLY FUCK
Also, Cumbrian Man wasn't scary at at all.
>> Anonymous
>>62380881

If that was satire, I love you, and I laughed a lot.
>> Anonymous
SUMMARY OF CUMBIRAN MAN PLZ, TOO lazy to read
>> Anonymous
>>62381330
Did anybody film him exploding?
>> Anonymous
>>62381023
well i should be lurk moar but that is no fun.
>> Anonymous
>>62381807
Dumb alien shit that half these faggots seem to think is terrifying.
>> Anonymous
One night, a local salesman was driving down an empty road on a saturday evening. He was tired and sleepy and simply wanted to get home as quickly as possible. The man decided to take a shortcut through an alley, something his coworkers usually do. Although the alley made the route home much shorter, the alley was known for being very dark at nighttime, desolate and the town's center for tourists looking for "a thrill". Legend has it that the alleyway is haunted, since a group of high school students were murdered there 1 year before. The driver was too tired to consider any of it and he didn't believe in the tale anyway. The man continued his journey through the night and turned into the lonely alleyway. His headlights did not seem to illuminate anything and the path in front of him appeared to be nothing.
>> Anonymous
I have this irrational fear of animals. It arises from a moment in my life where my sister and her friend were playing with the neighbor's dog. They were piling on top and laughing for a good 10 minutes. Then the dog started to growl and make faces. I fucking told them to stop, but they were just having so much fun. 2 seconds later the dog had my sister by the throat, blood everywhere and screams abundant. We lost the lawsuit, sadly, the parents told their daughter to say that my sister was hurting the dog. The fact that a flee-bitten mutt can earn the love of a family so much so that they become evil, is what makes me hate dogs.

But now I have heavy, pitch black curtains on every window in my house, and they never open. Fearing that if I look out the window, something will be staring back at me.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62357978

fix'd it so you can just read the stories - there are pretty good ones there.
>> Anonymous
>>62362827
shiiiiit, i actually saw the video to this once on television, in one of those most extreme or cop shows or whatever.


fucking crazy ass shit,
>> Anonymous
>>62381771
Newfag. GTFO!
>> Anonymous
>>62382110
Regardless, the man continued driving and found himself out of the alley. After making a right turn, the man noticed a girl, with short hair and dark hair, standing under a street light. The man, although tired, thought the girl was in need of some sort of assistance. He asked her what she was doing out at night and she told him that she was looking for her house. She mentioned not being at her house for several months. The man was sure this girl was some sort of runaway, because although she knew the way, she seemed very afraid,nervous and sad. He stopped at her house and waited for her to get in. When the man looked down, he noticed that she had left her scarf. He did not see her go in, but thought it would be polite to return the scarf to her anyways. So, the man hopped out, knocked on the door and saw her parents at the door. The man asked "Did your daughter just come in here? She left her scarf in my car. I brought her here." The parents looked shocked at what they saw in the man's hands. The mother began to tear and scream and the father of the girl gripped the man's wrist tightly and whispered "Our daughter was shot and killed one year ago..." When the man looked inside, he saw a picture of the girl and around her neck, was the scarf he was now holding. The father, in tears, continued, "We buried her with that scarf".
>> Anonymous
f the police never released the information then how the fuck do you know. DUUUUH!
>> Anonymous
Cumbrian Man
Britfag goes to a meadow, cows and sheep are acting funny huddled together.
takes pictures in like the 60's classic loli of his kid holding flowers.
Get's film developed, random creepy action figure man in the background.
Men in black conspiracy follows actual creepy post, makes actual creepiness seem stupid.
>> Anonymous
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST
SCARYPIC IS SCARY
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>62382220
You asshole.
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
>>62382538
Gotta read file names lol
>> Anonymous
>>62358561
The wendy's i work at is only open till midnight :|
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62357345

First image to appear in Google image search.
None of the images that follow it look any less terrifying...lol
>> Anonymous
>>62382472
IT'S A CUTE FUCKING LITTLE VULTURE IN A MOTHERFUCKING ADORABLE TOP-HAT, YOU NIGGER.
>> Anonymous
>>62382376
how do we know about area 51 then?
>> Anonymous
>>62382184

Little bitch had it coming. They WERE hurting the dog.

I've got a real fucked up story for you. My friend used to have this big dog. Really nice and kid-friendly most of the time. Well one day, my friend's little sister was laying on the ground playing with her friend, and all of a sudden the dog just got up, strolled over to her, and started chomping on her face for no reason. Tore her up really bad. She had to get a shitload of stitches and the dog got put to sleep.
>> Anonymous
>>62382485
That pic makes me dizzy.
Sauce? I've always wondered.
>> Anonymous
Here's the deal. I'm seventeen, female, alone in the fucking house at ten o'fucking-black-as-pitch, and REALLY HAVE TO PEE. FUCK YOU ALL, LIKE THERE'S ANY WAY IN HELL I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE DARK HALLWAY NOW.

Whoever posted those .gifs, I hate you like burning. Goatfucker.
>> Anonymous
>>62382184
What does a dog fear do with a fear of faces?
>> Anonymous
>>62382969
I'll come rape you, you can piss on my dick.
>> Anonymous
Something behind me keeps moving.

I don't want to know what.
>> Anonymous
>>62382969
Pee with a friend, more fun that way, take pictures for /b/
>> Anonymous
>>62382969
nobody cares. tits or gtfo
>> Anonymous
>>62382969
I lol'd! I'm in the same situation. Only I'm an 18-year-old guy.
>> Anonymous
>>62382969
underage b&
>> Anonymous
>>62357443

Holy shit.
>> Anonymous
>>62382984
I've never really imagined a human face staring back at me, just animals. It's the faces that animals make that just creeps me out. A timberwolf's snarl for example.
>> Anonymous
>>62383206
see? get that guy to go with you!
>> Anonymous
holy fuck ive been gone for 3 hours and this thread is still alive

this has gotta be some sort of record.
>> Anonymous
what the fuck
what
the
fuck
Cumbrian man? The picture? There was a guy there, and the person taking the picture lied about it. OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY ANSWER IS ALIENS.
>> Anonymous
>>62383462
Furries scare everybody, /b/rotha
>> Anonymous
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
>> Anonymous
OP is a fucking furry, it totally explains the vulture in the top hat. MYTHBUSTED!
>> Anonymous
>>62382261

WHAT THE FUK
>> Anonymous
>>62383573
How many times is this going to be posted on here?
>> Anonymous
>>62383719
IT'S AN ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE HAT
>> Anonymous
>>62383748
As many times as it takes.
>> Anonymous
An odd occurance has been rumored to happen in a certain pub at night in southwest Germany. If you sit in the stool farthest from the door while one beside it is empty, order a round for yourself and offer to "buy one for the Baron". The bartender will without question or expression will pour 2 beers from tap. He'll place one beside you and the moment the other one hits the table the room will go dark and silent, save for the sound of footsteps as a man in uniform sits beside you.

It is believed that it is indeed Captain Manfred von Richthofen, although no one is sure because they can barely see their own glass, much less the person's face. No one who's told this story has had the nerve you touch him or risk insult, and the figure does not say a word. But apparently if you were to ask him "So sir, what's the condition at the front?" he would tell you startling details about the region's future and sometimes how they connect to the world as a whole.


Those who lived long enough after the fact claim that these events took place the exact about of years from the date they asked as from the date Baron von Richthofen died in battle. Yet this cannot be confirmed, because every time the figure has been asked the question after 1964 the radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62383462
Also, G'mork from Neverending story.
>> Anonymous
>>62383840
For what?
>> Anonymous
>>62357310
listened to all versions a long time ago... not dead, not gunna an hero
>> Anonymous
A young man and his new bride were honeymooning in Paris when his wife went into a restroom and didn't return. With time the man began to fear the worst and went to the police. The police thought it was most likely the girl simply had second thoughts about the marriage, but they checked it out anyway and found no evidence of foul play.

As weeks turned into months the man finally gave up on finding his beautiful wife, but his life fell into a shambles, he was so filled with grief.

Unable to hold a job or go on with his life, he took to wandering the world looking for anything that might ease his pain. Years later in Borneo he came upon a freakshow in an old shabby building, he went in on a whim. In the last filthy cage he saw a twisted, scarred and mutilated woman rocking back and forth and groaning strange animal-like noises. He screamed “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62383869
Nothing about Germany can be taken seriously.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62383874
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I'm never sleeping again ever you cocks.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>62357978

OH MY GOOOODDD-HHEEEGGGGGGGG!
>> Anonymous
There's a dark forest deep in the heart of the Rockies, surrounded on all sides by mountains. In the center of the forest is a lake on the shores of which you will find a large black stone. If you swim out into the center of the lake, the stone will drag you down into the darkness.

You will emerge from shadows in the alley of a frightening dark city of heavily arched roofs and buildings built on stilts. You must not talk to a single citizen of this city, or you shall be trapped there forever. The citizenry is horrid and mutated, and they will leer and curse at you, and their hideous and deformed women shall offer you unknown and horrible lewdnesses.

At the edge of this city is a highway. Walk down the left side of the road (yes, against traffic) with your thumb out and a man in a dark truck shall pick you up and drive you back the way you came. The city will be gone, and he will take you to any place on Earth as long as you said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62384043
gg
>> Anonymous
>>62383466
I'm down.
>> Anonymous
There are stories about a certain kind of hitchhiker - they only ever appear at night on quiet roads, seeming to flicker into existence in the very edge of headlights, never carrying a sign, always with an expression of deep despondency on their faces, swathed in a heavy coat and long pants, usually with gloves. If you stop, they will seem cordial enough, polite, but hardly chatty. They will assure you that the next town or city along your route will be a fine spot to leave them. Normal enough. Unless you try killing them.

They die easily enough. But look underneath their clothes, and you will see that their skin is marred with lines of scars, forming repeating patterns that are unsettling to look at, and even more unsettling in the context of their skin. They have no wallets, no identification. If you slice their belly open, however, they're different inside. There's no blood, no muscle, only a hollow cavity containing a single object. The object varies. Examples include a single coin, heavy and golden and engraved with runes nobody could ever decipher. A diamond gem with fractal edges that slice bare flesh to ribbons. A small vase, quite unbreakable, that smells of the ocean and is always damp...

Once you possess a hitchhiker's object, you'll find yourself always driving the quiet roads at night. You'll never mean to, but somehow, you just will. The lure of possessing a second one will hum quietly in your head. You'll strain to catch sight of a figure appearing in your headlights, try to resist the impulse to stop, and sometimes you might. But sometimes you won't. You'll try telling yourself “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62384249
How does the stone drag you to the bottom of the center of the lake if it's on the shore?
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62384389

Second
>> Anonymous
Leon Czolgosz, assassin of William McKinley, the 25th President of the United States, was electrocuted for his crime on October 29, 1901, at Auburn Prison in Auburn, New York. Among the personal effects found in his cell was a U.S. quarter stamped with the date 2218. The face in profile on said quarter was not George Washington, but then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62384602
I'll hold the camera.
>> Anonymous
>>62384527

It left out the part where you pick up the stone.
>> Anonymous
>>62357310
Actual true creepypasta; Venetian Snares also did a remix of the Billie version. It's never compelled me to kill myself.
>> Anonymous
A mason, Benjamin Franklin's links to occult secret societies have long been known. In the clip below, the History Channel talks about his involvement in the Hellfire Club, a secret society that conducted black masses and orgies. These bizarre, occult practices are still going on today in secret societies like the Bohemian club. In 1998, workmen restoring Franklin's London home dug up the remains of six children and four adults hidden below the home. The London Times reported on February 11, 1998:


"Initial estimates are that the bones are about 200 years old and were buried at the time Franklin was living in the house, which was his home from 1757 to 1762, and from 1764 to 1775. Most of the bones show signs of having been dissected, sawn or cut. One skull has been drilled with several holes. Paul Knapman, the Westminster Coroner, said yesterday: “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
The cursor on the screen is moving. My hand is not on the mouse.
>> Anonymous
>>62384729

This one always ruins these threads.

OH MY GOD HE WAS FROM THE FUTURE HOW TERRIFYING
>> Anonymous
no more john was a zombie, you're killing my creepypasta buzz
>> Anonymous
My roommate knows when I'm reading the creepypasta because like two hours after we turn off all the lights and she goes to bed, I wake her up by turning all of those niggers back on. She's sleeping with stadium lighting on tonight.
>> Anonymous
>>62385072
But then John was a zombie
>> Anonymous
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were fanfics in the doom fandom, he didn't read them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to John Carnack were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a faggot fanboy for fourteen years. He was young he watched the gay porn and doom games and he said to dad "I want to be on the interbuts daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BECOME VIOLENTLY RETARDED"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the fanfic page base of the doom fandom he new there were fanboys.
"This is Jason" The headset crackered. "You must go on the interbuts!"
So John gotted his clicker and posted on the wall.
"HE GOING TO POST SOMETHING RETARDED" Said the fanboys.
"I will make a meme out of this shit" Said the head faggot fanboy and he copypastad the shit out of it. John posted at him and tried to fanfic up a not gay story. But then the 4chan came and tehy were trapped and not able to ungay the fanfic.
"No! I must unfag the fanboys" He shouted.
The radio said "No John. You are the gay retarded fanboy"
And then John was A VIOLENTLY RETARDED DOOM FANFIC MEME FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.
>> Anonymous
>>62361544
>>62361544
>>62361544
>>62361544
>>62361544
>>62361544
>>62361544
>>62361544


I've been there, in the middle of the night, and yeah, it's creepy as fuck. NJfag reporting in. I wish I had pics.
>> Anonymous
Although the Jewish omnipotent entity we refer to by tradition as God was first called Yahweh (I am) by the Israelites, legend has it that the high priest of Israel passed from one to another his true name, made up of 72 Hebrew letters that, when spoken, would summon his presence before the speaker. This was required for their annual ritual of asking for forgiveness of the nation's sins - by asking face to face.

So what would happen if you found this combination? And what could you petition? Well, Jesus did provide a warning, “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
FUUUCKKK MY HEART GOD DAMNIT
>> Anonymous
>>62385045

sometimes that just happens; the mouse is sitting on something wierdly or the wire is wound up on something. don't HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG on us, just let us know if it clicks or types anything. :O
>> Anonymous
>>62383573
Anybody not see the music video already?
>> Anonymous
John isn't a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62385234
I like this one
>> Anonymous
Look behind you. What do you see? Invariably, there will be a wall somewhere in your view. Now stare deeply into the space on the wall that lines up best with your eyes. Nothing will happen, but make sure you are clear on where this particular spot is. That spot contains all the negativity in your mind. Whenever you are on your computer, reading scary stories or whatever you do, sometimes you will get spooked. What do you do when this happens? You check behind you, thats what you do. As you read this now, a feeling of dread will come over you. Check the spot. Nothing again, huh? Thats because right now, all the evil is locked safely in your mind. Some people, upon learning of this "negative spot" resolve to remove the spot in an attempt to remove the negative energy. This is a grave mistake. You must never let harm come to this spot. If you do, you will have released the energy. Now when you sit at your computer at night, you will feel chills even in the summer time. The feeling of dread that only presented itself when you were genuinely scared will now hang in the air constantly. Within a week you and your loved ones will have a string of bad luck. Within a month your computer will begin to act erratic and eventually break down. On the anniversiary of the spot's destruction, you will dream of your most horrible fears. The dream will seem to go on forever, and when you wake up you will notice your vision has darkened. Every year on the same day, John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62385045
IS ouija board mosue!!! ask it a question!!!
>> Anonymous
>>62359397

Major fail, I loled!
>> Anonymous
>>62360739
Holy shit. I think /b/ need to make horror movies. Seriously. They'd be way more awesome than any of these "new" scary movies that FUCKING SUCK.
>> Anonymous
>>62385451
Mine does that sometimes.
It's Jesus trying to tell you to stop masturbating to CP.
>> Anonymous
On your 33rd birthday, go to your local gas station and pick up the newspaper. The classified ads will have a small segment commemorating your birth and asking you to turn around. Upon looking behind you, a man dressed in a black cloak will be advancing in your direction. If you choose to run away, he will hunt you for the rest of your life, eventually killing you. However, if you await his arrival and show no intent of fleeing, he said "No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
My name is John

:(

Am I a zombie?
>> Anonymous
>>62385795
yes
>> Anonymous
>>62385674

the problem with horror movies is that they rely too much on gore now.
if they actually put time into mindfucking they'd make a great horror film.

Not to mention shitty CGing runs rampant. good CGing is CGing you don't notice.
>> Anonymous
>>62369262

should have stopped at

>>62368432


btw, I've stayed in that park..fucking creepy place. houston ftmfw
>> Anonymous
>>62385795

John, turn around.

And never think about that stupid meme again and don't let it continue to live. and then john was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62366962
BLOODY SPLOICER!
>> Anonymous
There is a small island in the Mediterranean Sea that does not appear on any map. It cannot be seen from any other island, nor can any other land be seen from it. On this island is a lighthouse, rotting from age and sea water, that is never lit. There is nothing inside it, save for a spiraling staircase that leads to the top, and an ancient, dusty bookcase.

The case is filled with unmarked books, bound in ancient leather, save for a single space. If you remove a book from the shelf, it will fling itself open in your hands, and the words inscribed in it shall start screaming to the air. You must wrestle the book closed and shove it back on the shelf, or the immortal evil contained within its pages shall break free, and you will be forced to take its place, with pages, ink and binding crafted from your own flesh and blood.

However, if you bring the correct book to the island, and place it in the empty space, the lighthouse will light. As long as it is lit, the world shall enjoy an unending paradise, for then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62357978
>>62357978
>>62357978
>>62357978


oh fuck you. i should've noticed from the size.
>> Anonymous
When I was a kid, we used to have an old couch in our house. It was old and pretty tacky. My mom had gotten it at a garage sale or something. One day we decided to up and out the couch. It was when I was young but I remembered it.

Anyhow I was talking to my mom and we brought up the old couch and she told me about something I hadn't remembered for years.

When I was young, maybe four or five I was playing near the couch and a withered black hand reached out to me holding a crumpled paper bag with an unfamiliar hardware store logo on it. I was scared shitless and I didn't touch it. After a few seconds the hand went back under the couch, bag and all.

When I had originally told my mom about the incident she had freaked out and gotten rid of the couch. It turned out it's last owner was an old woman who had died on the couch.

Now is where it gets wierder. I was in town the other day and a grocery store I often visit I noticed a bag with the same logo that was nder the couch. No old shrivelled hand was holding it so I had the balls to open it up and look inside.

>> Anonymous
If you ever find yourself in LA's Old China town, head into the square, past the statue of sun Yat-sen, past the hip-ultramod toy store called "Munky King" and look for an import store next to what used to be a wishing fountain. Go into this store ad head all the way straight back, you'll see a selection of weapons, Look for a weapon called a Jiujiebian, a sort of multi-sectioned whip. it MUST have exactly nine segments, no more, no less. This will be called the "chain of night" as of now, there are 48 notches in it's handle. It will cost you 29.95. Then after that, go outside and wait till dark, as the moon rises, take a quarter from your pocket and cast it at the wishing well. as it lands focus on that spot exactly and slowly chant under your breath: "by the circles of lao-tzu, the void inside of matter, I call forth the spirit that lingers here!" this phrase is best said in the origional mandarin, but the spirit will understand a sincere supplicant regardless of language. A girl will step out of the bottom of the fountain, about nine years of age. She will ask you: "Where has my mother gone?" you must respond with: "She has long since gone from earth, but look to the sky, and see her there!"

this spirit is not that of a little girl, but of a bog-hag, cursed to obey this one command regardless of who says it. At this moment, you must attempt to strike the girl with your Newly Acquired Jiujiebian. SHE will then snarl and attempt to fight back. Should you win, all the money ever thrown into the fountain will await you. If you fail, then John was a zombie.
>> Anonymous
>>62386459

Fuck you /b/

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>> Anonymous
>>62386416
The holders aren't creepy, but they're my favorite creepypasta.
I always thought they'd make a pretty kick-ass tv series.