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Security Clearance Document Item #: CSP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item CSP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter CSP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with CSP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. CSP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with CSP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

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>> Anonymous
what
>> Anonymous
pinata!
>> Anonymous
sounds an awful lot like that doctor who episode...
>> Anonymous
this is one of the best creepypasta's.
It's like 8 pages long, scared the shit out of me the first time.
Just think of it as a leaked Area 51 document or something, brings it to life.
>> Anonymous
>>70115306
adidily di adidily di adidily di adidily di wwwweeeeeeeeeeaaaaaoooooowwwwweeeooooaaaaa!
>> Anonymous
creepy
>> Anonymous
Golem!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
tl;dr
>> Anonymous
post moar
>> Anonymous
Rule 34.
>> Anonymous
Security Procedural Document #: SCP-173 Item # SCP-579

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-579 is currently held in site 62-C, a compound located approximately 80 km from the main site. Site consists of building housing SCP-579 and living quarters for containment staff. SCP-579 is encased in a 60 m x 60 m x 60 m block of [DATA EXPUNGED] which is suspended in vacuum through use of electromagnets. Site 62-C is equipped with hardline to High Command through which all reports and notifications are to be made. Staff consists of two teams (each comprised of 17 Level 1 Personnel, three level 2 Personnel and one Level 4 Personnel) which are rotated bi-weekly.

All instruments and their backups are to be checked each half-hour to ensure their continued function. Changes in any measured attribute are to be immediately reported to High Command. Any deviation in any measured attribute greater than 0.02% of the accepted norm value will result in automatic execution of Action 326. Routine reports to High Command are to be made hourly. If a report is not received within 6 minutes of its scheduled time, Action 326 is to be executed.
>> Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
>>70114140
post everything
>> Anonymous
**Absolutely no action regarding SCP-579 other than those strictly outlined above is to be taken**

Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Addendum [579-001]:

Action 326: High-level operatives within the main site 62 are to be immediately evacuated. Containment of other SCPs housed within the site is to be continued, with corresponding necessary staff remaining at their posts. Teams and resources required for Action 326-B are to be readied and moved into position.

If delayed reports are received by High Command or if measured attributes return to their accepted norm value, High Command will issue an “All-Clear” statement. If such a statement is not received within five minutes of the commencement of Action 326, execute Action 326-B. If at any time any measured attribute of SCP-579 deviates more than 0.09%, execute Action 326-B.

If an “All-Clear” statement is issued, at least 72 hours without further anomalies must pass before evacuated personnel may return to their stations and Action 326-B teams may stand down.

Action 326-B: Gateway of site 62 (SCP-004) is to be destroyed. This must be done regardless of personnel or facilities remaining within the site. Remnants of the Gateway — or the gateway itself if destruction proves impossible — are to be contained in the same manner as SCP-579. High Command will then issue further instruction.
>> Anonymous
this is probably some shit from a videogame.
>> Anonymous
this shit again?
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-003

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-003 is to be maintained at a temperature of no less than 35°C and if at all possible above 100°C. In an emergency situation, it is advised that the nearest attendants use body heat to keep SCP-003 above the critical temperature. Additionally, any attendant finding themselves needing to use this method is to immediately report for sterilization.

Description: Found under conditions implied by remote viewing team SRV-04 beta. See attached files for details as to circumstances. Object appears to be made of chitin, hair and nails of unknown biology, arranged in a configuration similar to that of a computer motherboard. SCP-003 was found upon the stone tablet on which it currently resides. Removal from this tablet is unadvised except in case of emergency procedure above.

The runes on the tablet are of an unknown dialect, and flicker with pale tones. These seem to be benign effects of communication, and can be ignored by attendants.

Additional: During power surge on date June 6, 2066, the tablet runes flickered in red and yellow tones and an increase in radiation across the spectrum was measured in SCP-003's containment room. It is unknown if SCP-003 caused the power surge or if the surge caused this event.

Additional: We have managed to link SCP-003 to [EXPUNGED] for analysis of functions. SCP-003 is now considered sentient and to be kept a minimum of 1 km from [EXPUNGED] and the resulting "by-product" at all times.
>> Anonymous
sauce?
>> Anonymous
newfags don't know bout scp series.
>> Anonymous
this is total bullshit. CSP-173 looks nothing like that
I work for SS. I know whats up
>> Anonymous
>>70118076
>>70117782
The goddamn thread. Read it.
>> Anonymous
The spc shit is just as bad the holders now.
>> Anonymous
Item # SCP-009

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-009 must be stored in a container made of 2-inch thick acrylic and placed in a standard 12' by 12' by 10' concrete storage room. Any person of a military career or a military mindset is prohibited from entering the storage room. Scientists conducting research on SCP-009 should be absolved of all belligerence by a two-week session of course B059, the specifics of which can be found in document #009-05.

Description: SCP-009 was found in 1979 by retired general ???????? ??????????? in a tomb of seeming Brythonic origin in ???????, England. The general had only recently moved to the area and had written of having strange dreams at night, in which he heard voices calling his name. After discovering the item, ??????????? apparently murdered his wife and neighbors, after which he was killed by a local police force. One of the policemen who retrieved SCP-009 exhibited behavior similar to the general and had to be subdued by Site 19 personnel as they were removing the item.

SCP-009 is a bladed weapon which dates back to the first century BCE. The blade is made of iron with a 0.6% carbon content. The hilt is made of brass and is etched with the words "CROCEA MORS". The leather section of the scabbard has almost completely decayed, and only fragments within the chape and locket remain.

During tests conducted on Class-D personnel, those armed with SCP-009 who had any kind of military affinity experienced a significant jump in IQ, displayed signs of paranoia and mental instability, and exhibited an autocratic personality, with approximately 20% becoming violent. Nonmilitant test subjects given the item were unaffected.
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-18

Object Class: Safe/Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXX is to be contained in the specialty metal restrain inside of a 1m x 1m x 1m sealed box lined with heavy synthetic padding. The sealed box is then submerged in the center of the 10m x 10m x 10m polyethylene holding tank. If SCP-018 is to break free from the holding box, the polyethylene based 'goo' will slow down kinetic activity enough for proper retrieval by containment personnel. Personnel entering SCP-018's holding chamber are to wear specialized plating (found inside of SCP-018 Observation), and a breathing apparatus before being lowered into the polyethylene tank. If SCP-018 is loose outside of the polyethylene tank, personnel are advised to secure themselves in a separate room and close doorways or hatches to isolate SCP-018 until containment teams arrive.

Description: SCP-018 has the appearance of a Super Ball made by the Wham-O company in 1969. It is six centimeters in diameter with a swirling of red, blue, and green colors. Found when ?????????? company was hired to clean out a warehouse that had Wham-O merchandise in it, SCP-018 was noted to be able to bounce with extreme height. At first thought to be a pleasant child's toy, SCP-018 was able to bounce with over 200% efficiency (that is, if dropped one foot, it would bounce two, then four, then sixteen). The ball soon became a dangerous projectile, reaching speeds estimated at over 100 km/h and damaging property and injuring five in the city of ?????????????. It came to a rest after several days in the nearby lake of ????????, and retrieved by SCP personnel. Due to the speed of the object, and the total surprise by its victims, no cover-up story was required or initiated.
>> Anonymous
>>70118304
now with more [EXPUNGED]!
>> Anonymous
Document #018-04: Message to O5-?

?????????, I hope everything is well. I reason I write to you is because I believe I have found a more effective method for retrieving new or escaped SCP objects. Yes, I realize we haven't had any progress in reverse engineering whatever allows this thing to defy the laws of thermodynamics, but we have come up with a very effective method for integrating one of those new SCP-A5 Armor suits with this. Just hear me out, we implant it into the bottom of a boot, rig up a little bit of a mechanical device, and ta-da, the suit is now capable of jumping well over a building. Also, if the wearer has their foot against something they want dead, well, lets just say it delivers a helluva kick. All I need is permission to modify one of the pre-existing SCP-A5 suits, and you'll be able to actually capture ????????????, plus any other escaped SCP objects. Trust me, when have I let you down in the past?

-Dr.?????????
>> Anonymous
Document #018-06: Letter to Dr. ?????????

Dr. ?????????,

Upon assignment, Agent ?????? was issued your modified SCP-A5 armor in retrieving SCP-???, and the results are mixed. Agent ?????? was able to place the ?????????? collar onto SCP-???, chase it through the Amazon, and restrain it by dismemberment. However, due to a malfunction of your 'little mechanical device', he was launched almost a mile into the air and suffered two broken legs, seven broken ribs, a missing arm, and a skull fracture upon hitting the water of lake ??????????? on the way back down. You will fix that before I authorize your armor for common use.

Document #018-11: Message to O5-?

?????????, don't worry, it's fixed. But, I have some more ideas. If I can be granted the use of some water from SCP-006, SCP-463, and possibly SCP-418 and SCP-777, I can deliver you a set of SCP-A5 armor and agent that can capture any, if not all, rogue or unobtained SCPs. All I'm waiting on is your approval.
>> Anonymous
LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED (UNLESS OTHERWISE AUTHORIZED)

Item#: SCP-032

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-032 must not be transported or interacted with by any but the most essential personnel. SCP-032 is to be kept fully isolated, suspended by it's own apparent free will. SCP-032 is never to be touched, edited, or tampered with in any fashion. Given the extreme nature of the results of not complying with protocol, termination of personnel is necessary. All research is to be conducted using remotely operated machines. In the event of emergency maintenance in proximity of the object, the maintenance team is to be terminiated. This procedure must also be used for anyone, regardless of rank or security clearance, in direct visual or auditory contact with SCP-032.

Description: SCP-032 resembles a small marble upon first glance, but further investigation revealed that manipulation of the marble had immense influence on the planet Earth. Various weather effects and natural disasters occurred with only the slightest influence from outside forces. It appears that it would only take the slightest effort to destroy the object, and such actions are to be prohibited, and the object is to be sealed off from all personnel except those with at least level-4 clearance, and only under circumstances deemed necessary. Those who may notice the distinct formation of continents on object code-named Mother may be compelled to tamper with it, thus all security measures must be strictly enforced.

Additional Notes: Transport of SCP-032 has been the cause of major natural disasters around the globe. The nature of the disasters have been explained by the media in an untrue fashion for the safety of the public and our organization. No truths must leave the holding area, as knowledge of SCP-032 must be kept to a minimum.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>70117782

Almost every link on that site is a fail.

Pic Related.
>> Anonymous
LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED (UNLESS OTHERWISE AUTHORIZED)


Item#: SCP-023

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-023 cannot be transported due to insufficient technological means, thus all research must be conducted in its current location. It is absolutely vital that no heavy objects (including aircraft and other vehicles) pass over the containment installation, as this interferes with the geometric layout holding SCP-023 in place. Any vehicle approaching the installation is to be immediately disabled. All structural changes to the facility above ground must adhere to precise spatial arrangement as described in attached documents. No personnel may make direct contact with SCP-023, regardless of rank or security clearance. All research must be conducted using remotely operated machines. In the event of emergency maintenance in proximity of the object, all members of the maintenance team are to be immediately terminated. This procedure must be used for all personnel, regardless of rank or security clearance, in direct visual or auditory contact with SCP-023.

Description: The underground facility is adapted from earlier installation of [EXPUNGED] origin. The inner chamber is a hollow monocrystal manufactured by unknown means, its base forming an exact equilateral triangle. The outer chamber is composed of unknown ceramic material and forms an exact rectangle, with the relation between inner and outer area following the fourth power of the 'golden ratio'. The recently constructed outer layer follows the same geometric pattern and uses specific materials, described in detail in attached documents. Several conflicting descriptions of the inner chamber's content are attached in Appendix C. No material sample could be obtained due to rapid deformation of all testing equipment in proximity of SCP-023.
>> Anonymous
>>70119517
Timeline:
12.5.1936 - discovery of the core installation
1936-1938 - initial investigation, 436 casualties
1940-1943 - construction of the outer layer, number of casualties undisclosed
>> Anonymous
Item # SCP-042

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-042 is kept in Minimal Security Unit 6. E3-05-B is the only person allowed access to SCP-042 at any time; all other personnel wishing to visit SCP-042 must be of Level 3 security clearance or higher and must be accompanied by E3-05-B. A routine medical inspection is to be conducted at 1600 hours, if E3-05-B is unavailable, an ideologically and mentally sound female medical technician may be chosen from the list prepared by O5-5. During this inspection, the wounds on 042's back are to be treated, morphine is to be administered, and other medical issues are to be diagnosed. After the inspection, SCP-042 is allowed access to the adjoining courtyard if accompanied by E3-05-B. At approximately 1700 hours, SCP-042 to is to be given a meal of hay, water, and oats, and the central heating system is to be switched on.

Description: Item SCP-042 is equine in form, but with a bone structure anomaly comprised of two 63cm lengths of bone protruding 24cm out of unhealed wounds on either side of its back. SPC-042 shows a vague aversion to men and a fondness towards E3-05-B.

Known History: E3-05-B is the civilian daughter of O5-5, and originally brought SCP-042 to the attention of O5-5. A detail was sent to the home of E3-05-B and her mother. This went without incident. However, on request of O5-5, E3-05-B was added as a civilian temporary for level three, and is suspected to become a paid staff member once she is eligible for a work permit, presumably by 2011.
>> Anonymous
>>70118397
I've been looking for that...
>> Anonymous
it looks like freaking wood that has been painted.
>> Anonymous
>>70117981
>>70118015
>>70115306
>>70115047
>>70114980
>>70118076
>>70120151

newfags. not trolls at all. cancer.
>> Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-017

FUCK THAT.

I saw that motherfucker when i was a little girl! It ran for my fucking legs and i screamed like a bitch on heat!
>> Anonymous
Item # SCP-071

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-071 must be kept in cell devoid of direct viewpoints, with access granted only by two separate Level 4 personnel, preferably of different genders. Cell should be remotely monitored via closed circuit camera operating on a 60-second delay. Though no interaction with SCP-071 should be necessary, as it appears to have no need for sustenance, personnel entering SCP-071’s containment area must do so in groups of no less than 4 and containing both male and female personnel. Under no circumstances should personnel be permitted to view SCP-071 directly, nor should they be permitted viewing through undelayed remote footage. All footage and images of SCP-071, once deemed unimportant, must be destroyed.

Description: SCP-071 is presumably a humanoid neuter, though this is at present difficult to confirm. SCP-071 possesses the ability to assume different forms with the apparent intent of enticing onlookers to engage in sexual activity. Thus far it has assumed a myriad array of forms, on the whole consisting of males and females of ages ranging from prepubescent to middle-aged (see Addendum 071-01). It appears unable or unwilling to assume differing appearances without external stimuli, remaining in its last assumed form when left to its own devices.

SCP-071 appears to possess intelligence on par with that of a human and displays complex expression, though it has yet to reveal any linguistic ability. SCP-071 also possesses expanded awareness, responding to viewers even when separated by barriers designed to prevent SCP-071’s knowledge of their observation (such as remote monitors or one-way mirrors). Delaying captured footage seems to prevent this.
>> Anonymous
>>70121829
Class-D personnel allowed to engage in sexual relations with SCP-071 suffered rapid atrophy of muscle, skeletal structure and brain function, with onset occurring 1-2 days after contact. The atrophy persisted for roughly a week, with the stabilized state characterized by decreased stature, decreased organ function, sharply decreased brain mass and, in most cases, sterility. Personnel achieving auto-gratification through use of media containing SCP-071 (whether delayed or not) suffered the same effects.

SCP-071 was initially discovered in ??????????, ?????? in 19??. Efforts to remove footage and photography from the Internet are underway, though—judging by several recent medical cases—some still remain.

Addendum 071-01: Supervisor's log, ??- ??- 20??When presented with class-D subject ???? ???????, SCP-071 assumed the shape of a canine. The subject in question reacted with shock and refused to proceed with the experiment, though the subject's physiological signs were consistent with a state of sexual arousal.
>> Anonymous
sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>70121829>>70121829

Addendum 071-03: Supervisor's log, ??- ??- 20?? Subject ?????? ???, a castrated class-D subject, when exposed to SCP-071, was ignored by it, and did not even affect its current form of a sheep. ?????? ??? was not able to perceive SCP-071 in any way, including tactile, even after the addition of other class-D subjects to the cell. Supervisor suggests tests with further viable class-D personnel involving sterilization when in the presence, during intercourse, and afterwards at various times, to test for a possible method to reduce losses.

Addendum 071-03a: General's addendum, ??- ??- 20??Keep ?????? ??? around, write up some guideline for me to sign, and add him/it to entry guidelines, conditional after proof that he can perceive other personnel engaging in relations with SCP-071. Never can be too careful.
>> Anonymous
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Contain this, bitch.
>> Anonymous
>>70122309

Easily.

A mirror
>> Anonymous
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series

Oldshit is old

newfags are new