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Security Procedural Document Anonymous
Security Clearance Document #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

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>> Anonymous
thats some scary paper mache
>> Anonymous
wat
>> Anonymous
that story is more interesting that the paper-mache thing.
>> Anonymous
explain
>> Anonymous
Item # SCP-579

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-579 is currently held in site 62-C, a compound located approximately 80 km from the main site. Site consists of building housing SCP-579 and living quarters for containment staff. SCP-579 is encased in a 60 m x 60 m x 60 m block of [DATA EXPUNGED] which is suspended in vacuum through use of electromagnets. Site 62-C is equipped with hardline to High Command through which all reports and notifications are to be made. Staff consists of two teams (each comprised of 17 Level 1 Personnel, three level 2 Personnel and one Level 4 Personnel) which are rotated bi-weekly.

All instruments and their backups are to be checked each half-hour to ensure their continued function. Changes in any measured attribute are to be immediately reported to High Command. Any deviation in any measured attribute greater than 0.02% of the accepted norm value will result in automatic execution of Action 326. Routine reports to High Command are to be made hourly. If a report is not received within 6 minutes of its scheduled time, Action 326 is to be executed.

**Absolutely no action regarding SCP-579 other than those stri
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: ??´_?`????

wut?
>> Anonymous
Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Action 326: High-level operatives within the main site 62 are to be immediately evacuated. Containment of other SCPs housed within the site is to be continued, with corresponding necessary staff remaining at their posts. Teams and resources required for Action 326-B are to be readied and moved into position.

If delayed reports are received by High Command or if measured attributes return to their accepted norm value, High Command will issue an “All-Clear” statement. If such a statement is not received within five minutes of the commencement of Action 326, execute Action 326-B. If at any time any measured attribute of SCP-579 deviates more than 0.09%, execute Action 326-B.

If an “All-Clear” statement is issued, at least 72 hours without further anomalies must pass before evacuated personnel may return to their stations and Action 326-B teams may stand down.

Action 326-B: Gateway of site 62 (SCP-004) is to be destroyed. This must be done regardless of personnel or facilities remaining within the site. Remnants of the Gateway — or the gateway itself if destruction proves impossible — are to be contained in the same manner as SCP-579. High Command will then issue further instruction.

Addendum [579-002]:

In the event of an unsuccessful Action 326-B, no further action will be necessary. [SUBSEQUENT DATA EXPUNGED]

In the event of a successful Action 326-B, sealed document 891 — which contains all data regarding SCP-579, as well as all hypothetical contingency plans — is to be opened. Procedures as outlined within the document are to be followed. Be aware that even with the successful execution of Action 326-B, estimates place the occurrence of [DATA EXPUNGED] at 1 year or less.
>> Anonymous
>>70544932
wat is that thing?
>> hamster boy
I love these
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: ????????(???)?????? !!!!

>>70544932
a blow up doll fucking a wall?
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-433

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-433 is to be kept under 7.8 tons of loose soil, to be warmed to 30-40 degrees Celsius. The area above this tank is to be dimly lit, with several thermal imaging cameras placed around the enclosure, for the easy removal of the subject, SCP-433 should show up as light blue, against the warm red of the soil. The soil should be removed monthly and disposed off, whilst fresh soil is put in place. During soil replacement or at any other time the subject need be moved, at least two class D personnel should be sent into SCP-433’s enclosure. The subject will immediately select one of the class D recruits to attack, the second class D recruit should then try to overpower SCP-433’s victim, whilst a level 2 operative will proceed to enter and inject the subject with 4 grams diacetylmorphine (heroin). 433’s victim should immediately be removed for testing, and the second class D recruit, terminated. SCP-433 should then be transferred rapidly to a confusion room (the subject’s tolerance for heroin fluctuates, and hence the amount of time it is incapacitated is not always determinable), the confusion room should contain high numbers of strobe lights, and loud thrashing/banging music as to disrupt the subjects psychic capabilities. Should this task be compromised, all class D personnel involved are to be destroyed, and the level 2 operative to undergo various psychological testing.
>> Anonymous
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>>70547006

Description: SCP-433 is roughly 4 feet tall, with red/pink skin, and very frail. Under harsh lighting conditions, the subject appears partially transparent, although is still completely solid. SCP-433 will engage it’s prey using an as-yet unknown method (presumed telepathy). After engaging someone, SCP-433 will be incapacitated for 20/30 seconds. Anyone engaged by the subject will behave extremely aggressively towards anyone and anything for 10 to 20 minutes, after which the victim’s mind is ‘inverted’. Any personnel having suffered this should be tested thoroughly, and detained for one month, after which, they are to be terminated (aside from various test subjects).

SCP-433 was first discovered in Choquequirao, Peru, by Hiram Bingham, in 1909
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-704

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-704 must be kept in a monochrome room, using filtered lights to allow as little color saturation as possible to SCP-704's surroundings. Personnel must wear clothing devoid of any color, i.e. shades of gray. Dulling visors should be worn by personnel at all times to filter out all color from their vision. Personnel who suspect a failure of equipment safety should immediately close their eyes (no matter what dangers appear to be nearby) and attempt to leave the vicinity of SCP-704.

Description: Moved from Site 51 in 1998. Tests on SCP-704 have revealed that it is floral in nature, but possessing internal structures not found in any other living being to date. Under ideal containment, the item appears as an ordinary, if pure white and somewhat overgrown, flower with strangely alien petals. Initially found under ideal circumstances (a dark, dully-painted room), upon first exposure to a colored background, SCP-704 immediately began emanating strange sounds and quickly assuming bright, constantly-changing colors (see Addendum). Additional tests were required before special containment procedures could be utilized effectively, resulting in the loss of nine personnel before containment.

Exposure to SCP-704's effects has caused extreme psychosis at least, and massive cerebral hemorrhaging resulting in death at most.
>> Anonymous
wtf is this shit, explain
>> Anonymous
>>70547432

Addendum: those with Level 3 security clearance should see Document #704-1.

Document #704-1: While most personnel exposed to SCP-704's effects were incapacitated or killed too quickly to be questioned, small amounts of data have described the strange sounds as sounding at first like psychedelic music that quickly progresses into a discordant cacophony and then "demonic" roars. The visual effects seem to include strange delusions, or sights never previously seen by the human eye or mind: indescribable colors and visions; aberrant, frightening, or "hellish" creatures; etc.
>> Anonymous
wut
>> Anonymous
^-^V
>> Anonymous
That's an awful lot of security for your mom in a costume, which is understandable I guess given the things she did to her children's genitals.
>> Anonymous
this is relevant to my interests
>> Anonymous
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Item#: SCP-847

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-847 is kept inside a locked room reinforced with vanadium steel and concrete. In addition, SCP-847 must be kept chained up to at least four of the twelve electrically live hardpoints in the room at all times. These hardpoints are connected to relay of backup generators that will activate in case of a power failure. Should these generators fail or the chains become disconnected from the live hardpoints, Protocol SCP-847/E2 is to be enacted immediately and to remain active until SCP-847 can be properly resecured. This is to be escalated to Level E6 if the containment room is breached.

All personnel posted to SCP-847 must be armed with Containment Device 2-9, a shock baton with internal charge of 30,000 volts. No female personnel are permitted within a one hundred meter radius of SCP-847. Any female personnel found within this radius are to be incapacitated and removed from the area immediately.
>> Anonymous
>>70548939

Description: SCP-847 resembles a human female mannequin; researchers have been unable to determine if the missing pieces are due to injury, degradation or attack. SCP-847 is normally passive and docile unless it is in close proximity to a human female; experimentation has determined the radius of this effect to operate at around 50 to 100 meters. SCP-847 will animate under these circumstances and will make every attempt to reach the human female, exhibiting unnatural strength, immense destructive activity and total single-mindedness (see Archive file SCP-847/32198 for previously documented escape attempt). SCP-847's only known vulnerability is high-capacity electricity; judicious application of electricity will render SCP-847 temporarily docile.

Additional data: SCP-847 was originally found in a worse state of repair than its current status; it appears to have regenerated somewhat between initial discovery and present time. It is hypothesised that the regeneration method is linked to its obsessive desire for human females. The method SCP-847 uses to detect females in such a range, even despite the containment procedures, is also as yet unknown.
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-627
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-627 is to be kept in a soundproof locked container at all times. Personnel interacting with SCP-627 must be equipped with headgear that blocks all outside noise. At no time should the headgear be removed in the presence of SCP-627. Failure to comply will result in immediate termination. Personnel are advised to approach SCP-627 in groups no smaller than three persons.
Description: Recovered from Site 3-A in late 2007. Item SCP-627 is believed to be part of a "training course" for employees of Site 3-A. It is a metallic cube-like object approximately 1.5 cubic meters in volume.
Subjects approaching SCP-627 report that it appears to be sentient and capable of speech. Many find it nearly impossible to separate themselves from it and must be forcibly removed from the area. Some subjects are able to recover from this; many are drawn into a sort of depression, as though they have lost a beloved companion.
It is interesting to note that physical examinations of the object reveal no obvious method of auditory output, and that sound-dampening equipment has proven effective against the hallucinations brought on by exposure to SCP-627.
>> Anonymous
this is pretty sweet.
>> nigger
MOAR
>> Anonymous
>>70549181
Weighted companion cube?
>> Anonymous
>>70549794

hah
>> Anonymous
moar
>> Anonymous
this is totally the kickass
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

SAUCE NOW.
>> Anonymous
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Item #: SCP-053

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-053 is to be contained in areas no less than 15' by 15', and given adequate room to move. Toys, books, games and other recreational devices are to be amply provided and rotated every three months. Proper bedding, bathroom and medical facilities are to be maintained at all times. Food should be provided three times daily, and two snacks are allowed if requested.

No physical contact is to be made with SCP-053 without full atmosphere containment suit and eye shield. No eye contact is to be made with SCP-053 for any reason. Any objects given to personnel by SCP-053 may be removed, but must be given to quarantine for examination. Only one member of personnel may be present in the room at any given time, and must be secured by a safety line of steel cable.

Any personnel who begin to act erratically, scream, or attempt to grab SCP-053 are to be removed and quarantined. Any personnel attempting to remove their suit are also to be removed and quarantined. No sharp objects or firearms are allowed in SCP-053's containment room.
>> Anonymous
FUCK YEAH KRYLON
>> Anonymous
gb2/x/
>> Anonymous
>>70549794
yep
>> Anonymous
>>70551341

Description: SCP-053 appears to be a small three year old girl. She is capable of basic speech and appears to be slightly above average in mental development. She has a generally pleasant personality and rarely seems upset, becoming agitated only in the presence of groups of people.

Any and all humans over the age of three making eye contact, physically touching, or remaining around SCP-053 for longer then ten minutes will rapidly become irrational, paranoid and homicidal. Most, if not all of these feelings will be directed at SCP-053, and afflicted subjects will attempt to kill SCP-053 after first killing or driving off all humans visible to them. Those attempting to kill SCP-053 will suffer massive heart attacks or seizure and die seconds after doing any physical damage to SCP-053. SCP-053 will regenerate almost instantaneously from any wound, regardless severity.

SCP-053 appears wholly ignorant of this effect, and ignores any and all subjects affected. When questioned about the effect, SCP-053 is unresponsive.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>70549181
I lol'd.
>> Anonymous
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Item #: SCP-039

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-039 is currently sealed in a steel-lined room of reinforced concrete. The two-stage airlock must have one section sealed at all times. Any personnel attempting experimentation on SCP-039 must do so via robotic assistance. No biological material is allowed in containment area. Anything coming in contact with SCP-039 is to be held in the airlock for 24 hours and observed for any infestation. Any biological matter coming in contact with, or infested by, SCP-039 is to be terminated and sealed in containment area. Any and all electronic equipment within a fifty meter radius of SCP-039 is to be incased in heavy EMI shielding.

Description:

>> Anonymous
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-323 must be kept within a room made of concrete no less than five feet thick on all sides. It should be kept on a plastic stand secured to the floor. Entrances should be made of concrete and carbon fiber, appropriately reinforced. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should any base or ferrous metals, alloys or metallic instruments come within 100 feet of SCP-323.

Specifications are attached for the construction of the echotransmission tunnels requisite for keeping SCP-323 pacified (without the metallic components of speaker equipment). The effectiveness of echotransmission tunnels should be tested at no less than 60db in the containment room prior to the insertion of SCP-323. This should be retested biweekly to prevent sound dampening by general wear and the object's effects on the room. Testing, maintenance and shaving is to be done by Class D personnel in teams of three, preferably of First Nations descent.
>> Anonymous
>>70551756
The chants necessary to keep SCP-323 dormant are attached in document OpNCan-SCP-323-Ad2. They are to be repeated by a descendant of the Yukon Cacrish First Nations band, in their entirety, with no more than ten minutes of silence before repetition. Mr. ??????, Mr. ?????????? and Mr. ????? are to be rotated in eight hour shifts. Should one be incapacitated, the remaining should be placed in 12 hour shifts for a maximum of one week before training a replacement(s).

Due to the considerable distance of the broadcasting room from SCP-323, Class 0 personnel may be used in the calibration of amplification equipment, administration of intravenous amphetamines and the maintenance of related equipment in the broadcasting room. Class 1 or above preferred.

Description:An animal skull of prodigal size, well-bleached and missing a lower jaw. SCP-323 measures 2.43ft lengthwise and .81ft wide. It appears to be at least partially canine in origin. In the presence of the SCP-323, a fine hairs erupt from surfaces and objects in the facility. Additionally, staff assigned to SCP-323 report increased hair growth on the face, chest, back and genitals. As the hair growth in the containment room may dampen the volume necessary to keep the SCP-323 docile, the room must be shaved daily (See OpNCan-SCP-323-Ad4 for equipment specifications).
>> Anonymous
>>70551756
>>70551913


Since pacification measures have been implemented, it is unclear as to whether SCP-323 is still capable of locomotion, or merely disinterested. It does appear sentient and aware of its surroundings and despite pacification the object exerts a considerable coercive influence on those it can "see" (SCP-323 has binocular vision and will respond to objects within 100 feet). Personnel under the influence of SCP-323 experience overwhelming urges to howl and to forcibly remove their lower jaw. Since incident NCan-I26, all personnel entering the room have been outfitted with a jaw-locking mechanism (see document OpNCan-SCP-323-Ad3) to prevent this and since the mechanism's implementation SCP-323 has not attempted to elicit these particular behaviors from staff.
SCP-323 "sheds" teeth on a regular basis, assumedly during silences between chants while unobserved. All teeth shed by SCP-323 should be removed from the containment room promptly at the beginning of the next round of chant. Teeth should be sealed in epoxy before removal and sent to Laboratory NCan-05 for further study.
>> Anonymous
>>70551756
>>70551913
>>70552031
SCP-323 is capable of manipulating metallic objects, especially iron. Metal items that catch SCP-323's attention are invariably launched into the chest of the nearest handler with impressive force. SCP-323 does not attack with the intent to kill, instead deliberately avoiding piercing or any vital organs, excepting the heart.

Those wounded by SCP-323 are overcome with the urge to push shed teeth into the wound. Upon doing this, the affected's body undergoes rapid mutation, always involving a violent rupture of the cranium and typically including explosive hair growth, the bursting of the spine out from the tail bone, tooth growth, the bursting of the finger bone from the fingertips, ultimately the rupture of the skin and death from loss of blood. During this process the affected becomes violent and will attempt to place SCP-323 upon their exposed brain stem and escape. Affected personnel must not be allowed to do this, and in the event of injury the room is to be flooded with cyanide gas immediately.

Regardless of incident, all Class D personnel in contact with teeth must ingest 75mg of silver oxide immediately upon leaving the containment room.
>> Anonymous
>>70551683
Most host organisms appear totally unaware of infestation until nearing an electrical device. Any electric field or electrical event that occurs near SCP-039 causes it to reproduce. Spores rupture from the cysts, and both larva and adults will quickly kill and consume the host. SCP-039 has proven very difficult to destroy, the currently contained swarm recovering from temperatures of +900 and -100 degrees Celsius, pressure of 8,000 psi, most biological and artificial toxins, and rads in excess of 5000.

Addendum: Those with Level 4 Security Clearance may view the following
>> Anonymous
>>70551683
>>70552179

Document #456-7: [ test subject TS-0984 exposed to SCP-039. Presided over by OP-09 and OP-19 ] TEST LOG: ENTRY #00001. RECORDING OF FIRST TEST ON SCP-039.

* OP-09: Can you communicate with it? ???? ? hey what are you-.
* TS-0984: Oh jesus. Oh god. I- (unintelligible mumbling).
* OP-09: ???? can you-
* TS-0984: ????? ??? ???? ???? ?????? (ancient Tibetan :unintelligible).
* OP-19: what is wrong with him?!.
* OP-09: I dont-(unintelligible).
* TS-0984: ????? ??????? ???? ??? ????? ????? ( roughly translates to : our sisters are the "road wolves").
* TS-0984: ???? ????? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ????? (unintelligible).
* OP-09: (unintelligible screams).

Addendum:OP-09 on the spot died of a stroke and the collapsing of one of his lungs. He was thus later infested by offspring coming out of TS-0984 (from SCP-039) , later OP-19 suffered a coma and lung failure after coming into contact with SCP-616 two weeks later. Usually this would be overlooked due to SCP-616's keter level, but when OP-19 suffered his stroke SCP-039 started to chant the exact words it said before OP-09 suffered his coma, even though TS-0984 was terminated the week before ( due to infestation) the voices where picked up through heavy audio and visual disturbance where apparently coming from no source.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: ????????(???)?????? !!!!

sauce?
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Average Luck

sauce?
>> Anonymous
www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/

Thats the sauce.
>> Mission to Rutia IV Anonymous
USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)

Captain's log

Stardate 43510.7.

The Enterprise has put in at Rutia IV to deliver medical supplies following an outbreak of violent protests. Although non-aligned, the planet has enjoyed a long trading relationship with the Federation. Now, a generation of peace has ended with terrorist attacks by Ansata separatists who are demanding autonomy and self-determination for their homeland on the western continent. Recreational shore leave has been prohibited and all away teams have been instructed to beam down armed.
>> Anonymous
Tabasco.
>> s??uomynonA
     File :-(, x)
someone watches too much Doctor Who..

Also... Deadpool
>> Anonymous
to much to read /b/ has other intrests
>> nigger
>>70552953
Speak for yourself, Ritalinfag.
>> Anonymous
>>70552717

lulz
>> Anonymous
Moar?
>> Anonymous
wtf is this shit?
>> Anonymous
moar creepy pasta
>> Anonymous
MOAR MOAR!!

is it doc who?
>> Anonymous
[SUBSEQUENT DATA EXPUNGED]
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>70553886
no
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-038

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedure: SCP-038 is to be watered twice per day via overhead mister. Should mister, for any reason, break, attendants should water SCP-038 by hand until it has been fixed. Attendants watering SCP-038 by hand and maintenance personnel fixing mister should wear hazmat suits to prevent accidental cloning. Lighting is provided from SCP-037 in the room above it.

Description: Artifact was found on an abandoned farm in ?????????????, New York in 19??. It was at first thought to be a common apple tree. However, upon closer inspection, it became apparent that the artifact was growing things other than apples and, in fact, other than fruit.

SCP-038 has the unique ability to clone any object that touches its bark. Objects begin growing almost instantaneously and reach maturity within a matter of minutes. A weight limit of 200 pounds per object has been previously recorded. Objects that SCP-038 has thus far cloned include: apples, oranges, watermelons, eggplants, candy bars and snack foods (See Addendum #1), televisions, toasters, laptops, keys (See Addendum #2), chairs, wine, DVDs/CDs (See Addendum #3), cats, dogs, and people.
>> Anonymous
>>70554155

Human and animal cloning through SCP-038 is not recommended, as they appear to age quickly. The majority of these clones live, on average, two weeks. After thorough examinations of the deceased clones, it has been determined that they had begun to ferment before death.

Object is currently held on Site 23 and there are currently no plans to move it.

Addendum #1: Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of items from the vending machines. (See Document #338-1)

Addendum #2: Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of personal items. (See Document #338-1)

Addendum #3: Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of movies and music. (See Document #338-1)

Document #338-1: "I would like to remind all personnel that SCP-038 is not, I repeat not a toy. It should not be used for cloning car keys, movies, music or items from the vending machines. If this behavior continues I will be forced to limit access to SCP-038. - Dr. Klein"
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I haven't seen this copypasta in ages.
>> Anonymous
8>_<8
>> Anonymous
yeah and it somehow cant bust out that flimsy window
>> Anonymous
omg newfags...I AM THE CURE

GO CRAZY: http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
>>70554342

Which?
>> Anonymous
oldfag is old.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>70554260
>Addendum #1
>Addendum #2
>Addendum #3
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>70554551
see
>>70552712
slowpoke.
>> Anonymous
>>70555049
You can't deny it's what people would do.
>> Anonymous
So what exactly is 579 supposed to be?
>> Anonymous
>>70555762
..........
>> Anonymous
>>70555762
[EXPUNGED]
>> Anonymous
dude some of this shit is just down right scary... Think of if this shit actually existed?

the very first one, being absolutely aggressive without someone locking their vision on it? FUCK THAT!

i would hate to be working in the god damned facility that fails to keep these things on lockdown
>> Anonymous
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Item # SCP-277

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-277 should be contained within a room with dimensions of at least 10 meters in height, length, and width. A minimum of five personnel should be placed outside the room, within a range of 14 to 15 meters of the object itself. The personnel guarding the object is to be replaced at least every 12 hours.

Item number 277 has left its room when fewer than five personnel are present, and can pass through standard concrete walls; provided at least five people enter the 14 - 15 m range, it tends to remain stationary. People who come within a 14 m radius of the object have experienced adverse psychological effects of varying intensity relative to the distance from the object. (see Document #277-a, Level 2 or higher only)
>> Anonymous
>>70556113
Description: SCP-277 appeared on ??????? ??, 2004 in ?????????, ??. The object moved across the city rapidly, eventually stopping at a playground at ????????? Elementary School. Video surveillance shows children and faculty within a 15 m radius stopping all activity and focusing intently on the object; law enforcement officers behaved the same upon arriving at the scene. Initial attempts to contain the object by Level 2 personnel failed, as people entering a radius of 14 m or less seem to experience a suspension of higher reasoning faculties; eventually personnel fitted with electrodes were dispatched in order to move civilians to safety, with electric shocks serving to motivate personnel in the proper direction. After civilians were removed, the object began to follow personnel remaining within 15 m; electric shocks were further used to guide personnel into a container. #277 followed the personnel, and was transported to Site 14, where it is currently contained.

Object's appearance shifts rapidly, but its volume seems consistent, although estimates are difficult. It is apparently intangible while displacing air. Simultaneous observations with different visual apparatus (infrared, ultraviolet, X-rays, radio waves, ultrasonograms, electroscopy, etc.) yield no discernible images and do not overlap. Attempts were made to film SCP-277 with high-speed cameras in order to identify any accelerated patterns of movement or a coherent message or form; attempts failed.
>> Anonymous
>>70556113
>>70556236
Document #277-a: Further notes

Debriefing of personnel present during the incident at ????????? Elementary School, combined with analysis of surveillance footage, yielded the following conclusions:

People involved in the ????????? Elementary School incident experienced pronounced psychological effects which seem directly proportional to one's proximity to #277.

Children at the site were highest in number among those coming within the 10 m radius, yet did not experience the same long-lasting effects that adults did after leaving the proximity of the object. Children were referred to psychiatric counseling, but within thirty days, were able to resume their normal functions.

Personnel remaining outside a 15 m distance from the object reported feeling no significant effects.

Personnel remaining at least 14 m from the object reported feelings of euphoria and a lack of motivation while in proximity of the object; upon leaving the object's proximity, they reported feelings of malaise or depression for periods ranging from two to twenty-four hours. These personnel resumed their normal duties one day after the incident.

Personnel entering a radius of 10 - 13 m from the item reported similar effects at higher intensity, with depression lasting longer than that experienced by personnel remaining outside the 14 - 15 m radius; these personnel were referred to psychiatric counseling. All of these personnel were diagnosed with clinical depression and were prescribed medication to alleviate their symptoms. All were able to resume their normal duties within 45 days of the incident.
>> Anonymous
>>70556111

That's why the dangerous shit is done by Class D's. IE recruits from off Death Row and other lifers.
>> Anonymous
>>70556442
>>70556236
>>70556113
Personnel entering a radius of less than 10 feet from the object were unresponsive to attempts to debrief them, and were referred to psychiatric counseling; these personnel exhibited extreme lethargy, sleep disturbances, and refusal to eat. Full body workups were conducted; blood tests, organ function panels, and brain scans were normal. Personnel were remanded to separate psychiatric care facilities, and remain under supervision.

??????? ??, 2005: Compromise within Site 14 necessitated movement of all non-critical personnel to contain an emergency involving SCP-???; SCP-277 left its room, requiring re-containment procedures similar to those used at ????????? Elementary School. Several personnel came within 15 m of #277, including some who entered the 10 m range; all of these personnel experienced similar effects as those in the 2004 incident.

?????? ??, 2005: Gen. ???????? requested further testing on #277; expressed interest in weaponizing the object:

Begin transcript.

Gen. ????????: I think we've got a real winner here, imagine dropping it in the middle of Basra or -

Dr. ??????: If you've got an idea of how to get the damn thing packed, shipped, and deployed without any soldiers feeling its effects, I'd gladly consider it, General, but -

Gen. ????????: Some resources are expendable, Dr. ??????, and I intend to see that this happens.

End transcript.

??????? ??, 2006: First animal tests conducted: higher apes experienced effects similar to humans, dogs and rats seemed to experience effects while in its presence, but less severe aftereffects upon leaving its proximity. Requisitioning groups of inmates for further research.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Item#: SCP-012

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-012 is to be kept in a darkened room at all times. If the object is exposed to light or seen by personnel using a light frequency other than infrared, remove personnel for mental health screening and immediate physical. Object is to be encased in an iron shielded box, suspended from the ceiling with a minimum clearance of eight feet from the floor, walls, and any openings.

Description: Object retrieved by Archaeologist K.M. Sandoval during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a piece of handwritten musical score entitled "On Mount Golgotha", part of a larger set of sheet music, appears to be incomplete. The red/black ink, first thought to be some form of berry or natural dye ink, was later found to be human blood from multiple subjects. The first personnel to locate the sheet (Site 19 Special Salvage), had two members descend into insanity, attempting to use their own blood to finish the composition, ultimately resulting in massive blood loss and internal trauma.

>> Anonymous
>>70556525
seriously though... i cant seem to grasp the concept of someone being totally and utterly fucked up enough to think this shit out. and whats worse yet is that i can actually fathom these god damned things existing in some respects!

but on a side note, the doctor's notes to keep personel from fucking around with the tree thing is just funny to me... because anon would knowlingly and fully go ahead and do the same, quite possibly cloning cash, porn, and alcohol
>> Anonymous
>>70555762
I think its best you turn off your computer, go to bed as quietly as possible, and don't come here for a few days. Seriously. If you need to leave the house, Remain silent unless prompted to speak. Whatever town your in, don't leave. Don't even get in your car.

Someone in your same postion asked that question and from what we gather....he got candlejacked.
>> Anonymous
This is freaking me out.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: ????????(???)?????? !!!!

>>70557449
I think it's pretty awesome.

This isn't your typical creepy pasta, in fact, I'm not shitting bricks. I'm fascinated.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning of movies and music.
>Dr. Klein has requested that personnel discontinue the cloning
>Dr. Klein has requested
>Dr. Klein
>> Anonymous
Reminds me of Lovecraft.
>> Anonymous
>>70544932
creepy fail stale pasta wow, /b/ wow everything is cancer nao even raids are devoid of lulz nao
>> Anonymous
>>70557449
yeah you and me both... im looking forward to somehow securing a gov. job where i get to find out all the secrets the gov. doesnt want "normal" people to figure out... LIKE THIS SHIT
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: ??´_?`????

SCP-016 has nothing on it. I am saddened.
>> Anonymous
It should be known that all objects show no deterrence in the presence of tin and any structures incorporating an alloy or foil of said material. Initial tests using delinquent children have shown that the effects of all objects have been amplified in tin's presence. Research is being performed to determine why the mental state of conspiracy theorists seems to deteriorate as they create and apply conical tin foil hats
>> Anonymous
>>70558098
get out
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Average Luck

>>70551485
what about raep?
>> Anonymous
SCP-409 sounds like Tiberium from Command & Conquer in it's later styles of appearance.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>70546117
Why does candle-J need to be vacuumed no sound or wh
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Average Luck

fapping to this.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: ????????(???)?????? !!!!

>>70559698
Where is the thing about 409?
>> Anonymous
>>70557672

same here this is some pretty awesome shit. inspiring almost.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
so, im looking at the joke things on the wiki page, and i couldnt help but notice the "/b/tard"...

discuss lol
>> Anonymous
Security Clearance Document #SCP-942

Object class: (See Document 788 Addendum #9)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-942 cannot UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES be removed from its present location. Currently it is under containment outside [EXPUNGED] about 53km north of the actually city itself. The facility is to be guarded by no less than 30 persons. Any non-containment personnel that come with 30km of the facility are to be immediately terminated. The container itself is to be placed 0.7km below ground level and is only accessible from one entrance, to be monitored 24/7 by no less than 10 Level 1 Personnel. The container itself is [DATA EXPUNGED]

If at any point #SCP-942 breaches its container, Action 19 must be enacted.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>70560543
I lol'd at that. /b/tard and WCC, brilliant!
>> Anonymous
>>70560679

this one sounds good
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Item #: SCP-037
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-037 is kept in place via its own gravitational pull. The room it sits in is made of one foot thick heat-proof glass. Should heat-proof glass break or crack, the emergency system will put a thinner second layer into place until it is repaired. Those repairing the glass should wear light clothing, such as shorts and a t-shirt to avoid heat stroke.
Description: Artifact was found in ????????????, Sweden in 19?? hovering above a small cottage. The owners of the cottage had been complaining that their neighbor's lights were always on and it was too bright out at night. The neighbors, however, had moved out months ago and the house no longer had electricity. Upon arrival, agents found the origin of the light was a small star. After some trial and error, it was safely brought to Site 23.
SCP-037 is a star exactly two inches in diameter with the same properties as our sun. It emits one billionth the amount of light the sun emits. It is not known how old the star is currently, but agents are advised to destroy it with ??????? should it turn into a red giant. Its origin is now thought to be a result of a hadron experiment somewhere in Europe.
The artifact is currently not accessible to any agent without at least Level 3 clearance (See Document #82-3.)
Document #82-3: "It has come to my attention that some attendants have been toying with SCP-037. The glass floor leading to SCP-038 is now covered in burnt marshmallow, tanning oil and various amounts of ash from burnt objects. I am now forced to bar access to all attendants who do not have Level 3 clearance. - Dr. Klein
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>70561182
fucking LHC...
>> Anonymous
There is a template and a guide to writing, /b/ could do serious damage with these tools.
>> Anonymous
>>70561329
Hell this could be a meme template all in itself, like bel-air, make a scp-xxx of the meme.
>> Anonymous
>>70560679

Action 19: Teams are to be immediately dispersed and quickly evacute all persons within a 90km radius of the container. Evacuees are to undergo physical and psychological analysis at Site 43 for a minimum of 3 months. Evacuation teams are to be immediately terminated.

During the breach, any remaining personnel at the container are to immediately detonate the [DATA EXPUNGED] No organic material may come within 20km of the site after fallout. This is to be enforced by [DATA EXPUNGED] for a period of no less than 40 years.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Godly Luck

Item#: SPC-616
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Only an ordained (and believing) minister of an Abrahamic faith with security clearance of level four or above may examine the door, and must remain at least three feet from the threshold of the door at all times, the exact measure is three feet, one inch, four tenths of an inch, five one hundredths of an inch, etc (?), non-ordained or non-Abrahamic clergymen must remain thirty feet, one inch, four tenths of an inch, etc (again, ?). Violation of this distance will result in a forty percent chance of being sucked into the door, or a slow growing insanity, culminating in killing the emotionally closest people in relation to the particular subject.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Outlook good

>>70562439
irony!!!!!!!!!!
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: ??´_?`????

>>70562439
Electronic viewing has proved impossible, a remote controlled rover entered both destructive zones, but upon entrance of the door, the rover recorded images that killed all observers. A security tape of the video with the recording playing did not cause any death. It is unknown why, as the security tape had sound and color recordings. It displayed a video of an image of Jesus Christ on the crucifix, but upside down. A dull knife is brought to his face, and strips of skin are ripped off, while salt is poured on each new wound. Any remaining footage fade to a solid red screen. Observers of said footage committed suicide in various ways, ranging from a gunshot to the head, to punching oneself in the head until a brain hemorrhage was obtained. The subject’s hands were bloodied and fractured by the self-inflicted assault, but he continued until he rendered himself unconscious.
>> Anonymous
Wow man this is so cool! I'm attempting to write one as I type.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Good Luck

>>70562439
>>70562614
Speakers were placed around and a conversation took place, the door answered apparently telepathically. When the door began ‘speaking’ everyone in attendance died.

It is necessary for seven archbishops, ordained and believing, to at all times surround at a distance of ten feet the artifact on the surrounding catwalk. they must continuously pray; failure to adhere to this protocol has resulted in the door opening of its own free will; for the resulting consequences see SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED], SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED], and SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED].

all corpses of those who have died in relation to SCP-616 must be immolated within several minutes, failure to do so will result in hostile reanimation. recordings of the language spoken by reanimated corpses have been shown to be heard by every listener in their own language, despite it being seemingly unintelligable. the only discernible words we have found, are, in english, as following:

[DATA EXPUNGED]

NOTE: all personnel at facility [DATA EXPUNGED] must be polygraphed as regards to any dabbling in the occult, or satanism. personnel having done so must not be allowed in the containment chamber.
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>70562439
>>70562614
>>70562717
Description:SPC-616 was the door located in the ‘red room’ of the Lutz’s home. The door was collected on January ninth of 1976, under the pretense of removing the former owner’s possessions, at the cost of sixteen men. The Gate is believed to be the entrance Dante took to leave Hell, it is unknown how he entered the gate in Long Island, but it is nonetheless true. Since the door was moved with the end location remaining the same, it is assumed the gate was brought from Italy to America at some point. It was found by construction workers in the late 1940’s, they built the red room with no prior instruction, upon completion of the home all workers were found dead. upon being made aware of SPC-616, an SCP team extracted the door from the home by recruiting class D personnel known to be strong in abrahamic faith. the personnel were ordained by the [DATA EXPUNGED] as cardinals for the task. the entire house within ten feet of SPC-616 was removed, in a spherical fashion. the resulting object was lifted out with a crane and loaded into a flatbed truck, where it was moved to containment facility [DATA EXPUNGED]. it is now mounted in a 200'x200'x200' subterranean chamber, in the exact center. it is directly above a 200 megaton nuclear warhead, which, for emergency containment protocol purposes, is kept armed at all times. the containment chamber has been blessed twelve times by the [DATA EXPUNGED] himself.
>> Security Procedural Document Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-121

Object Class: Euclid

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-121 should always be kept within a lead-treated multi-polymer vial; this vial should be placed inside an industrial size autoclave. Great care should be taken to ensure the autoclave's integrity, two alternate power sources have been provided for it at its previous location (see USPGC, lower level). Personnel requesting a sample from -121 should first be extensively vetted. If they pass muster, preparing a sample will require delaying the autoclave by two seconds, removing less than a milliliter of the liquid, and then running a second autoclave for two days to ensure the sample's integrity. All personnel should observe full NBC precautions and report any and all "sudden revelations". Should a subject demonstrate sudden acumen regarding finance (and in particular, predictions towards commodities and stocks) he or she should immediately be detained.

Description: SCP-121 is 120 mL of a positron-heavy superconducting liquid, grey to silver in color. When ingested in combination with a cocktail of Piracetam, modafinil, and beta-blockers, it allows a short period of vivid precognition. First lifted from the Mandean temple of ???-???? in 1957, it has proved to be at once incredibly volatile and useful. Subjects ingesting more than 3 mLs of the liquid immediately display signs of intense and violent psychosis, developing into self-mutilation and culminating ultimately in suicide.

Errata: for results from test subjects alpha through chi, see files 121?-121?.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Item#: SCP-232

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be kept lit at all times. No shadows should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant light bulbs burn out, a two agent team may enter to replace the bulb, one to change the bulb and one to carry the lamp to prevent shadows from occuring behind the agent changing the bulb. The lamp is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.

Description:Moved to Site 19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Sumerian design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess Ereshkigal, being offered a liver by what is assumed to be an utukku, or Sumerian demon. When SCP-232 is in the presence of slight shadows, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their skin. In the presence of heavy shadows, light scratches to deep gouges may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

Blood and viscera left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum: Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1

Document #232-1: SCP-232 additional procedures

In the event of activity, those directly involved should be monitored as per protocol 11B in the Security clearance database. SCP-232 is suspected to use some of its victims to survey the surrounding area.
>> Anonymous
Item#: SCP-254

Object Class: Euclid/Keter (See Errata)

Special Containment Procedures: SPC-254 should be handled with extreme care from a distance. Store under heavy compression at standard temperature, preferably in Ga or similar.

Description: Item SCP-254 is invisible to the naked eye. Magnetic resonance tests have shown that the basic shape of item SCP-254 is a perfect geometric sphere. It is believed that the item is the closest terrestrial equivalent to dark matter yet.

Item SCP-254 is to be kept under heavy compression at standard temperature in a room 16' by 16'. SPC 254 is believed to absorb objects that pass into it and recoup their general mass and shape into itself to grow bigger. It is drawn to objects with even the most minuscule mass (>1.5g). However, it cannot absorb elemental gallium, making it the most viable solution for storage.

All personnel planning to work on should be registered HP-29 hazard insured, and should, resources permitting, come no closer than 25 meters to SPC-254.

SPC-254 also shows some low level amounts of sentience. When given the choice between a magnetic resonance machine and a titanium block more massive than the MR machine, SPC-254 absorbed the MR machine. It seems to prioritize its victims with technology and other sentient creatures coming first. In another test, SPC-254 chose three dogs over a block of lead, and in another, two dogs over an MR machine.
>> Anonymous
* SCP-001 - LOCKED UNTIL SOMEONE MAKES ONE WORTHY OF THE TITLE OF SCP-001.
* SCP-002 - the "living" room
* SCP-003 - biological motherboard
* SCP-004 - the 12 rusty keys and the door
* SCP-005 - skeleton key
* SCP-006 - fountain of youth
* SCP-007 - abdominal planet
* SCP-008 - zombie plague
* SCP-009 - the blade of caesar
* SCP-010 - horns and reversed temperature
* SCP-011 - civil war memorial statue
* SCP-012 - a bad composition
* SCP-013 - the all and nothing
* SCP-015 - pipe nightmare
* SCP-016 - Sentient Micro-organism
* SCP-017 - shadow person
* SCP-018 - super ball
* SCP-019 - glowing humanoid
* SCP-020 - the piano
* SCP-023 - the installation
* SCP-031 - ruby of ruination
* SCP-032 - the marble
* SCP-034 - Polybius
* SCP-037 - Dwarf Star
* SCP-038 - The Everything Tree
* SCP-039 - the parasite
* SCP-042 - A formerly winged horse
* SCP-047 - The Spear of Chaos
* SCP-051 - the mask
* SCP-053 - young girl
* SCP-054 - water nymph
* SCP-059 - radioactive ingot
* SCP-066 - white cube
* SCP-071 - new-age succubus
* SCP-072 - Three beads and some Sand
* SCP-074 - burns and egg sacs
* SCP-075 - acid snail
* SCP-077 - black sphere
* SCP-078 - glowing, sentient figurine
* SCP-079 - old AI
* SCP-086 - the whispering tetrahedron
* SCP-087 - alien entity
* SCP-088 - exponential consumer
* SCP-091 - wood nymph
* SCP-093 - Red Sea object
* SCP-097 - Negro bank
* SCP-100 - The worst thing in the world
>> Anonymous
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Item #: SCP-051

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-051 is to be secured to a wooden table at all times. Any personnel in the vicinity are to maintain complete silence. Personnel are not to make eye contact with SCP-051 for an extended amount of time.

Description: SCP-051 was placed under supervision of Site 34 on June 8, 1980. Origins unknown. Subject is a 4" by 5" black-toned, hand-painted ceramic mask. It is adorned with 24 karat gold and two lavender ribbons. SCP-051 reportedly speaks the name of any personnel in the vicinity (Note: This occurs regardless of whether subject's name has previously been mentioned in SCP-051's presence or not).

>> Anonymous
Errata:

1. In all tests, SPC-254 absorbed both objects when given the chance. Radioactive tracing elements were introduced to attempt to track the absorption process. It seemed as if the tracers increased in intensity, then disappeared. (For full report, see file SCP254-T290)

2. It has come to our attention that SPC-254 has been creating massively powerful outward bursts of energy. These energy bursts eradicated most solids they came in contact with, by means of dissolving many intermolecular bonds. Recommend removal from facility and permanent storage under sea.

3. Relocation complete. Exact co-ordinates are ??????????????????, several kilometers under the Aquarius Research Station.

4. High Alert issued. SCP-254 appears to have left its compression chamber, and is currently at an unknown location. As we are not able to detect it directly, ??????????????? are advised to search for sudden drops in a small body of water, unknown disappearance of mass from landmasses, and other such occurrences as possible signs of SCP-254. Re-capture method consists of deploying the Gallium Open Pressure Tank in a trap-like manner. (For full document, see file SCP254-X02)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Gotta catch em all.
>> Anonymous
see, this thread is epic now.

but what the thing is about all this is that the inanimate or non-hostile/harmful ones arent really as interesting to me as the other ones are...

like the very first one. extreme precautions must be taken to keep the damn thing from killing anyone. or the sumarian statue one... if there isnt total light around it and anyone in the chamber, physical damage as well as some serious mental scarring occurs. i love this shit, and i am obligated as anon to urge anon to produce more of these, if possible, and to please keep this shit as fucked up as possible
>> Anonymous
SCP-406

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-406 is to be held in a well-lit, unventilated 10' by 10' room at all times. Temperature is to be held at constant 40 degrees Fahrenheit. No personnel are to interact with SCP-406 without contained-atmosphere suits and heavy lead shielding around the head. Interaction is to be held to periods no longer than five minutes. No samples are to be taken, and no invasive testing that may rupture SCP-406 is allowed. Any movement from it must be met with immersion in liquid nitrogen until all movement ends.

All personnel entering or exiting the area are to be given full x-ray and CAT scans, without an exception. Personnel who resist are to be contained and observed.
>> Anonymous
Description:

SCP-406 is a large, waxy mass that suspends itself from the ceiling by several thick cords extruded from the main mass. These are hollow, and will penetrate non-metallic surfaces as they grow. Growth begins with one inch a day at 50 degrees Fahrenheit, and increases rapidly with additional heat. SCP-406 is filled by millions of thin, hair-like structures that are capable of limited movement.

The item was recovered in southern Wisconsin, in the basement of a local store owner. Subject had been missing for several days. SCP-406 had grown protrusions through most of the residence, projecting out of the walls in eight sections, mainly the kitchen. Removal was effected by use of a large knife.

SCP-406 proceeded to release thousands of tiny hair-structures, which swarmed over all subjects in the residence. The structures entered the body, and burrowed into all tissues. Those effected quickly became irrational, violent and hyper-sensitive to light and heat. After 24 hours, subjects gathered in the basement and began to have violent seizures. Death followed after three hours. SCP-406 was found to be re-sealed and growing upon recovery. Subjects had all begun to rot prematurely, and had hair-structures on all exposed flesh.
>> Anonymous
1.Go to 4chanarchive.org
2.Click on 'request interface'
3.Submit thread
4.????
5.PROFIT!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
SCP-173 I choose you!