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Anonymous
ok anon can it be creepy thread time nao
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>71960866
well played
can it get scarier
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>71961173
sauce it made me jump
>> Anonymous
Nigger in a dark street.
>> Anonymous
Dear OP, what you posted is bullshit..
>> Anonymous
sauce on OP's creepypasta,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h-8gJ8VIA4s

watch bottom left for instant brix
>> Anonymous
>>71960866
AHHHHH!!! GTFO!!
>> Anonymous
/x/ is that-a-way ---->
>> Anonymous
>>71961323

Agreed. Link to supporting factual statement or it never happened.
>> Anonymous
You get a phone call from your Mother. Since her car has been in the shop, she asks you to go to the grocery store and pick up a few odds and ends for her. Bread, milk, cereal, and chicken breasts.

After writing down a small list you reluctantly get in the car and pick up the items at the store. The lady cashier makes an odd remark to you, "You know, we're in no danger of a milk shortage." Upon arriving at her house you knock several times. No answer. You decide to try the door. It opens. You place the grocery bag on the counter. Strange. There seems to be six other grocery bags, each with identical contents. In a couple, the chicken and the milk has gone bad. "Mom," you call out, but no answer. You make your way thru the kitchen and into the living room. Sitting on the couch, with her head cut off and neatly resting on her lap, is your Mother.

Naturally you call the police who come over to investigate. They mention that she has been dead for nearly a week. Furthermore, the police psychiatrist is at the scene and talks to you after you give your initial statement. Sitting on the front steps, you overhear the psychiatrist talking with the crime scene investigator. "It's not uncommon for people suffering from schizophrenia to get locked into a series of repetitive behaviors," he says.

You think to yourself, "They can't be talking about me. Schizophrenia? Nah. Repetitive behavior? Do they think I did this?" Suddenly your cell phone goes off. "Hello?"

"Hi hun, it's me. Could you stop at the store and pick up some chicken and milk. Ohh, and I need some bread and cereal too."

"No problem Mom. I'll be right over..."
>> Anonymous
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Every creepythread is always full of copypasta (which gets old very, very fast) and gifs (which all but the most unobservant of retards know not to click). It's nothing but stale shit and shockers - neither of which are CREEPY, only either boring or momentarily startling.

Creepy is something that gives you heebie-jeebies. It makes you not want to put your feet on the floor, or stick your head out from under the blankets. It makes you avoid walking into a dark room - in fact, you're reluctant to even reach in to turn on the light. Creepy makes you pull down the shades to keep something from looking in, makes you avoid sitting with your back to any door or window. Creepy keeps you from going down the hall (or, god forbid, up or down a flight of stairs) to go to the bathroom - fuck that, you'll piss in a bottle.

Creepy doesn't jump out at you after a few seconds. It creeps up slowly. It's not startling. It' the thing that feels like there is something there - RIGHT there - looking over your shoulder, almost (but not quite) breathing on you.

But you don't dare look, because even though you know it's nothing, some deeply ingrained instinct tells you that there just might be, and it'd be a bad move to let it know you're aware of it.

So don't turn around, don't put your feet down, and don't you dare step out of the room. There's something waiting just out of sight... and you don't want to know what it will do.
>> Anonymous
>>71961332
Holy fuck
>> Anonymous
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>>71961173
FUCK that movie. I didn't sleep for ages.
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>>71961173
here's another one.
>> Anonymous
>>71961708
what movie?
>> Anonymous
>>71961261

read filename: Begotten. it's a film. it's all up on Google Video, the whole thing.

anon kinda helps :-)
>> Anonymous
>>71961831
im going to regret this arnt i?
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>>71961796
BEGOTTEN.............................faggot
>> Anonymous
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the voice is "wut r u doin wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>> Anonymous
>>71961949
I know eh
>> Anonymous
Know what? as stupid as it might sound, since i was very little i always had a way to not be afraid at nights. All my toys, plushies and such were my "Defense Army". They fighted ( and still honorably fight) bad dreams,monsters and ugly things crawling in the night. Trust me..it works :)
>> Anonymous
>>71961949

nah. it's not that scary, just fucked up and gory at times.

it's an indie, art-house gore project film essentially.
>> Anonymous
>>71961949
IT SUCKS BALLS.
>> Anonymous
been a while since we had a good creepy thread.

this isn't it, if you were wondering.
>> Anonymous
>>71962196
Seconded. Wolverine, Spiderman, and my army of lego men stood guard for years.
>> Anonymous
>>71962159
her(his?) mom duh
>> sage Anonymous
WHO WAS SAGE?
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZtJ8a4K6WE&feature=related

the suicide of god

im assuming its a clip of begotten? want to see it nao!
>> Anonymous
>>71962196

rofl
>> Anonymous
gb2/x/
>> Anonymous
OPs Deadbirds image killed me a little inside...shitty movie was shitty.
>> Anonymous
>>71962159

NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE PHONE.

and then John was a phone.
>> Anonymous
>>71961550

o FUCK YOU internet
>> Anonymous
>>71962586
You know, despite the title, John never really dies at the end.
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>>71962159
The bitch was lying. GTFO OF THERE!
>> Anonymous
Cock goes whaer?
>> Anonymous
>>71962387
My army of Lego soldiers still stands guard in small elite groups at all the corners and cardinal points of my room.

...That, and I have wards and barriers out the wazoo.
>> Anonymous
>>71962732
freaky head is freaky.
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Item #: SCP-363
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Currently located in Cell 82, item SCP-363 must be kept in a large enough cell to accommodate its size as well as SCP-360, SCP-361 and SCP-362 (See enclosed Document 56B for details). Subjects prefer an environment with simulated wind. As a result, the electric fan enclosed in Cell 82 is to be on for 5 hrs. during any given day. Subjects are generally docile and can usually be approached by 1 - 3 personnel at once.

Upon entering Cell 82 SCP 360, 361 and 362 may become amorous, attempting to make physical contact with personnel. Accepted response is to smile and bow one's head.

PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED NEVER TO ATTEMPT TO INDULGE IN PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES WITH SCP 360, 361 AND/OR 362

Description: Discovered in Royal Prussia, February 1454 during the Thirteen Years' War in the city of GdaÅ?sk. It has never been seen without SCP-360, 361 and 362. Horns resembling tree branches sprout from its head, which lacks a lower jaw. Body has a silky texture and is usually covered in a red substance which resembles string. Red flower-like items seep regularly from its 'mouth' and seem to have some kind of connection with the branches on its head. The small wings on its back suggest it was once able to achieve flight. 4 goat-like ears also appear on its back with gold hoops pierced into the lower parts. Tears on ears suggest it once had more. Cloth 'shoes' seem to be attached permanently to feet. Bandages on head are not to be removed or touched in any way.
>> Anonymous
A soon as i opened this thread, the twilight zone came on.

I fucking shat brix
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Item #: SCP-097

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-097 is located in the director's office. Any personnel with clearance are welcome to deposit a coin.

Description: SCP-097 is an antique, iron-cast mechanical bank in the shape of an African-American stereotype (black face, big smiling red lips, large white teeth) that was popular with children around the turn of the 20th century. A right arm sticks out with an open palm, where any denomination of coin is placed and the arm pushed down, released, flipping the coin into the bank's "mouth".

If an American coin minted between 1865 to present is used with this device, anyone present can faintly hear the hum and music of old Negro spirituals for around thirty seconds. Any coin minted before 1865 will elicit screams interspersed with the cracking of whips and cursing, along with the sounds of a fire raging. Very rarely, these vintage coins will result in what sounds like voodoo chanting and singing.
>> Anonymous
>>71961550

You win, good sir. A creepy Internet for you.
>> Anonymous
>>71963230
jesus christ that's fucking disturbing
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Item #: SCP-127
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-127 is considered no more dangerous than a normal firearm of its type. However, due to its extraordinary properties, it is to be held in Weapons Locker 7-C when not in use and suspended in water rich in calcium and protein. At this time, only the research team assigned to SCP-127 has clearance to access it.

Description: SCP-127, upon first glance, appears to be a standard MP5k submachine gun style firearm. Tests have revealed that aside from the outer steel shell, the entirety of the firearm is organic and alive. The weapon's ammunition initially appeared to be human-like teeth; DNA testing of the "bullets" results in no known match in any species known on Earth.

The weapon features two settings; semi-automatic, and full automatic (an audible groan can be heard when switching between the two). Upon depleting the weapon's "magazine" (typically 60 shots), it takes between 3-5 days to regrow a new supply of ammunition. Attempting to remove the current magazine results in failure; it seems to be permanently attached to the weapon.

The weapon does not seem capable of reproduction at this time (scans showed no apparent reproductive organs) and requires no sustenance beyond water, calcium, and protein.

>> Anonymous
>>71963270
sauce?
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>>71964076
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
Item #: SCP-847
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-847 is kept inside a locked room reinforced with vanadium steel and concrete. In addition, SCP-847 must be kept chained up to at least four of the twelve electrically live hardpoints in the room at all times. These hardpoints are connected to relay of backup generators that will activate in case of a power failure. Should these generators fail or the chains become disconnected from the live hardpoints, Protocol SCP-847/E2 is to be enacted immediately and to remain active until SCP-847 can be properly resecured. This is to be escalated to Level E6 if the containment room is breached.

All personnel posted to SCP-847 must be armed with Containment Device 2-9, a shock baton with internal charge of 30,000 volts. No female personnel are permitted within a one hundred meter radius of SCP-847. Any female personnel found within this radius are to be incapacitated and removed from the area immediately.

Description: SCP-847 resembles a human female mannequin; researchers have been unable to determine if the missing pieces are due to injury, degradation or attack. SCP-847 is normally passive and docile unless it is in close proximity to a human female; experimentation has determined the radius of this effect to operate at around 50 to 100 meters. SCP-847 will animate under these circumstances and will make every attempt to reach the human female, exhibiting unnatural strength, immense destructive activity and total single-mindedness (see Archive file SCP-847/32198 for previously documented escape attempt). SCP-847's only known vulnerability is high-capacity electricity; judicious application of electricity will render SCP-847 temporarily docile.
>> Anonymous
dude no shit about the twilight zone! happened to me too!
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tem #: SCP-039
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-039 is currently sealed in a steel-lined room of reinforced concrete. The two-stage airlock must have one section sealed at all times. Any personnel attempting experimentation on SCP-039 must do so via robotic assistance. No biological material is allowed in containment area. Anything coming in contact with SCP-039 is to be held in the airlock for 24 hours and observed for any infestation. Any biological matter coming in contact with, or infested by, SCP-039 is to be terminated and sealed in containment area. Any and all electronic equipment within a fifty meter radius of SCP-039 is to be incased in heavy EMI shielding.

Description:

SCP-039 was recovered from India, in a town uninhabited for several years. It is unclear if SCP-039 is actually an animal, as its structure is more akin to a crystalline formations then DNA. SCP-039 is a form of parasite, several inches long at maturity but microscopic at its “larval” or spore stage. It seeks out higher mammals, bonding via several small claws to the host’s spine. One host may have multiple infestations of SCP-039. SCP-039 takes over the body’s autonomic nervous system, thus making removal deadly to the host, fills the host bloodstream with spores, then becomes dormant. These spores migrate out to the dermis after a few days, encapsulating in cysts below the epidermis. Hosts report a slightly increased level of forgetfulness and a vague sense of paranoia.
Most host organisms appear totally unaware of infestation until nearing an electrical device. Any electric field or electrical event that occurs near SCP-039 causes it to reproduce.
>> Anonymous
>>71964681

Sci-fi channel?
>> Anonymous
i don't know, but these fucking "Items" don't scare me at all. I want stories and pictures to freak the shit outta' me
>> Anonymous
>>71965256
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Creepypasta
>> M00t ??????????????????????????rotartsinimdA???????????
>>71965093
These kind are my favourate
>> Anonymous
>>71965093
>>71964199
>>71963950
>>71963761
>>71963270
More??...
>> Anonymous
>>71966065
http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
>>71962196
Lol yah me too, i remember thinking ok one to my left 1 to my right 1 by my head 1 by my feet
2 on the floor beside me 2 by the closet and hallway door and the toyboxs in the middle so they can go where they need to go quickly
>> Anonymous
>>71965382
Old creepypasta is old
>> Anonymous
>>71965256

me neither, but they are very interesting to read. they'd fit in a game's story well. they remind me of x-com. It'd be awesome if they remade x-com, but added a sortof pokemon-sytle collection and research subgame
>> Anonymous
>>71965450
reverse fail, should be t00M
>> Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytYSeu3dpAE