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Anonymous
/r/ creepypasta
reward? tits
>> ­
/x/ is ---> that way

in b4 WHO WAS PHONE
>> Anonymous
MOAR
>> Anonymous
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/x/ is not my /b/
moar tits though..
>> Anonymous
>>72466863
I lol'd at WHO WAS PHONE
and have never seen it before
>> Anonymous
THE PARENTS SAID THEY DIDN'T OWN A CLOWN STATUE
>> Anonymous
>>72468163
AWW BALLS that would suck
>> Anonymous
HIS FRIEND WAS ALREADY DEAD. HE WAS SPEAKING TO THE KILLER ON THE COMPUTER
>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
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Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
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Item #: SCP-097

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-097 is located in the director's office. Any personnel with clearance are welcome to deposit a coin.

Description: SCP-097 is an antique, iron-cast mechanical bank in the shape of an African-American stereotype (black face, big smiling red lips, large white teeth) that was popular with children around the turn of the 20th century. A right arm sticks out with an open palm, where any denomination of coin is placed and the arm pushed down, released, flipping the coin into the bank's "mouth".

If an American coin minted between 1865 to present is used with this device, anyone present can faintly hear the hum and music of old Negro spirituals for around thirty seconds. Any coin minted before 1865 will elicit screams interspersed with the cracking of whips and cursing, along with the sounds of a fire raging. Very rarely, these vintage coins will result in what sounds like voodoo chanting and singing.

>> LEVEL 2 CLEARANCE REQUIRED Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
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Item#: SCP-121

Object Class: Euclid

Special containment procedures: Item SCP-121 should always be kept within a lead-treated multi-polymer vial; this vial should be placed inside an industrial size autoclave. Great care should be taken to ensure the autoclave's integrity, two alternate power sources have been provided for it at its previous location (see USPGC, lower level). Personnel requesting a sample from -121 should first be extensively vetted. If they pass muster, preparing a sample will require delaying the autoclave by two seconds, removing less than a milliliter of the liquid, and then running a second autoclave for two days to ensure the sample's integrity. All personnel should observe full NBC precautions and report any and all "sudden revelations". Should a subject demonstrate sudden acumen regarding finance (and in particular, predictions towards commodities and stocks) he or she should immediately be detained.

Description: SCP-121 is 120 mL of a positron-heavy superconducting liquid, grey to silver in color. The substance replicates through unknown means when partially depleted, filling its storage container within seconds. When ingested in combination with a cocktail of Piracetam, modafinil, and beta-blockers, it allows a short period of vivid precognition. First lifted from the Mandean temple of ???-???? in 1957, it has proved to be at once incredibly volatile and useful. Subjects ingesting more than 3 mLs of the liquid immediately display signs of intense and violent psychosis, developing into self-mutilation and culminating ultimately in suicide.

Errata: for results from test subjects alpha through chi, see files 121?-121?
>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
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Item #: SCP-232

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-232 is to be kept lit at all times. No shadows should be allowed to form in the presence of this object. Should one of the redundant light bulbs burn out, a two agent team may enter to replace the bulb, one to change the bulb and one to carry the lamp to prevent shadows from occurring behind the agent changing the bulb. The lamp is stored in the cabinet outside the room, and must be inspected before each use.

Description:Moved to Site 19 5/7/1997. Origin is suspected to be of Sumerian design. SCP-232 is a statue of the goddess Ereshkigal, being offered a liver by what is assumed to be an utukku, or Sumerian demon. When SCP-232 is in the presence of slight shadows, agents may note the sensation of claws dragging lightly against or through their skin. In the presence of heavy shadows, light scratches to deep gouges may appear. The eyes of the statue have been noted to follow teams as they enter.

Blood and viscera left in the presence of the statue have been noted to inexplicably vanish before they may be cleaned, so sanitation staff is not required in the event of activity. Class 2 hazardous containment procedures should be maintained in the event of activity.

In the event of complete power failure, the entry airlock will be sealed automatically.

Addendum: Those with Level 2 Security Clearance should see document #232-1

Document #232-1: SCP-232 additional procedures

In the event of activity, those directly involved should be monitored as per protocol 11B in the Security clearance database. SCP-232 is suspected to use some of its victims to survey the surrounding area.
>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
I'm delivering, I expect more tits from OP
>> Anonymous
>>72469899

moar?
>> Anonymous
>>72469899

moar?
>> Suiseiseki !kqnB/QDeSU
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>> Anonymous
>>72469899
>>72469602
>>72469181
>>72468982
i dont get it.. what all that about?
>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
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Item #: SCP-1001

Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-1001* is to be kept in an oxygen-free and colorless room. Hence, 5' thick tempered glass is recommended as the substance used to contain it. The "walls" of glass should measure 100' in length and in height including a rectangular entry opening measuring 10' on all sides. Only Class D Personnel should be authorized access to handle the object directly, during which period they should be outfitted with reflective uniforms capable of resisting at least 100 pounds of pressure with a concealed breathing apparatus tested to be able to resist the same amount of pressure. These Class D Personnel must also have undergone, at the minimal, 6 months of Emotional Deprivation Training (EDT) administered by a Level 4 Psychologist with background in a Gregorian monastery for 10 years or more. The Personnel completing the EDT must then be given stimulus that he or she must stay nonreactive to, in the form of images and verbal communication ranging from euphoric to horrific detail, and during this process said Personnel's cerebral activity must be monitored by a Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging machine (fMRI). The fMRI must be overseen by a Neurologist of no lower than Level 3 with a minimum of 11 years experience studying and understanding criminal behavior. Transparent audio transmitting devices MUST continually play an authentic Gregorian monks' chant. If this transmission is ever stopped for more than 11 seconds the facility must IMMEDIATELY undergo an Event 0 Destructive Lockdown and all Personnel therein must be evacuated in under 1 minute, after which the facility must be bombarded with no fewer than 11 Gravitational Singularity bombs set to be active for a duration no longer and no shorter than 999 nanoseconds.
>> Anonymous
>>72471198
bump for answer
>> Description SCP-1001 Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
Description: Item SCP-1001 can be most accurately describe as the biological manifestation of the Chaos Theory. As to be expected, any information regarding Item SCP-1001 can be interpreted and relayed an infinite number of ways. It is for this reason that observation of the Item can only be through Class D Personnel, whose relayed information of the Item should never be accepted as accurate. Item SCP-1001 was founded in the year 1001 by Dr.[EXPUNGED] in the English country of [EXPUNGED] after the First Battle of [EXPUNGED]. Any Personnel assigned to be within 20Km of Item SCP-1001 are required to familiarize themselves with Dr.[EXPUNGED]'s following journal entry of his discovery.*
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"It had been 10 days since the battle and the corpses still litter the once verdant fields, as I traversed the battle field to conduct an estimation of English casualties. The sun was penetrating through an ominous dark cloud in the form of a ray shining down to one area on the field. As I made my way to this area I came upon a hole about 11' into the ground containing a "star" that radiated a queer silverish glow. I quickly took this "star" from the area and back to my home for study, after which point I began to show signs of increased stamina and strength. The "star" must truly have been a gift from God. My only regret is showing any overly calm emotional state when in presence of the object, at which points the object "grew" and began "speaking". It continually repeated some some phrase about the some other items "never coming together". Even now I can't help but feel overjoyed with the object in my presence. I'm sure the Church would be interested in----"
>> Government Contained Anomolies Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
>>72471725
Safe: Any SCP object classed as Safe is usually little more than a curiosity to the research teams, but is still anomalous enough to warrant containment in some form or another. Any SCP object classified as Safe can be interacted with by any member of staff, regardless of security clearance. This is also the only class of SCP object that anyone of O5-x clearance is permitted access to, though even then only under controlled circumstances.

Euclid: Euclid-class objects are usually applied to objects that are clearly of extra-dimensional origin; they generally have properties that are considered impossible to duplicate at our current level of technology, or can only be duplicated in theory. They are usually high-value objects as a result and a focus of frequent study.

Keter: The strictest object class, Keter-class objects can only be handled by Class D personnel (see Security Clearance Levels). Keter objects are naturally inimical to life and pose great difficulties in keeping them controlled, hence the use of Class D personnel in their maintenance. Keter objects fall into one of two categories: those that are of immense strategic value once controlled, or those that have been deemed impossible to destroy due to the nature of the artifact. In either case, the artifact is to be kept until its use has been ascertained and replicated in a more controlled environment, or until a method of ensuring the objects' permanent destruction is determined.
>> Anonymous
EXPLAIN
>> Anonymous
>>72472359
and who's containing?
>> Anonymous
>>72471772
isn't SCP-1001 a PSX BIOS?
>> Anonymous
The next time you're alone in your room, turn down the lights. Think of something on your body that varies in length, such as hair. It must be clearly viewable from your perspective. Grab a ruler and, looking in the mirror, quickly grab a hair at random; you must confuse it. Hold it in position as best you can and note the length. Look down. Yours will be different.

Don't look back up.

Don't turn your back to that mirror ever again.
>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
Basically it is information on the Standard Containment Procedures the government keeps on captured anomolies. This is the kid of shit you find at places like Area-51. Some data has been expunged during copy/transfer due to security not being completely hacked through.
>> Anonymous
>>72472843
oh damn
>> Anonymous
>>72472843
am i getting trolled?
>> Anonymous
continue !KGCkgXYiQQ
>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
>>72473482

there is a shit ton of them... some of them even so incomplete they barely explain anything because the data is almost completely expunged.
>> Anonymous
>>72467271
Sauce?
>> Anonymous
>>72473998
any idea where this data was hacked from
sorry ive just never seen this before and i find it interesting
>> Anonymous
>>72473998

/r/ing rapidshit
>> Anonymous
seriously google is your friend, retards

http://www.editthis.info/scp_wiki/Main_Page
>> Anonymous
>>72474409
>hacked

lulz
>> Anonymous !KGCkgXYiQQ
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Item #: SCP-086

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-086 is stored in a heavily soundproofed room, isolated from the rest of the facility by an airlock.

As there is some leakage from SCP-086, the surrounding area is also cordoned off. Object is currently safe, provided no unprotected personnel enter the containment zone, so handling instructions are only provided for the possibility of a security breach, or if needing to move SCP-086.

Unprotected personnel who enter the containment zone should be removed from the area as soon as possible. If they return, or show signs of being compromised by SCP-086, they must be terminated; warnings of these consequences must be displayed prominently around the containment zone.

Description: SCP-086 appears to be a regular tetrahedron approximately 25cm on each side. It constantly emits sounds described as whispering by survivors of its effects, though in no known language.

These sounds are capable of a wide range of effects on humans, including the creation of psychosis or a mindlessly obedient state. Experiments to replicate its abilities by matching the generated frequencies, however, have failed. All personnel who work with SCP-086 should, manpower permitting, be completely deaf. They are also required to equip provided ear defenders and an antisound generator. Before entering SCP-086's chamber, a supervisor should check that all agents are unable to hear sounds at approximately 140dB. The recommended method is to fire a blank behind them, and to watch for signs of surprise.

Agents entering the chamber should work in a group of five or more, and rehearse their actions in a separate, dummy chamber. Any deviation from this trial run in the real chamber is to be treated as a sign of falling under SCP-086's control, and if they do not heed signals to exit immediately, the agent should be terminated
>> Anonymous
Hello, /b/. I'm not sure how long I have, so I'm going to have to make this as quick as possible. Believe my testament or not, it makes no difference to me.

I am not of your world and not entirely of your dimension. My name, as best as it can be rendered in your simplistic alphabet, is Yansil Shigaroth Nyatsu of the House of Dath. I am originally from the fourth planet of the middle star in what you know as Orion's belt. For hundreds of your years I have warred with other beings who have dark intentions for your species. I have walked among you many times without your knowledge, for our race is the progenitor of yours and our visage to you is that of a tall person with golden hair and light skin. I have walked among you and I have judged you worthy of the knowledge of the truth of your situation; I have judged you worthy to govern yourselves and become an enlightened species. There are others among us who do not see you this way and so I risk my life to elevate you.

I know many things. I know what happens after death and how your species was created. I will share them with you, as much as I can before I am eliminated.
>> Anonymous
its all clearly fake