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>> Anonymous
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
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>> Anonymous
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a challenger appears
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
Description: SCP-033 was discovered by alert SCP field staff on a discarded, irregularly-torn napkin in the ????????'s ???? pub in the university town of ?????? on November ??, 19??. It appears as a field of complex mathematical symbols ranging from simple layman-identifiable representations to those only interpretable by highly-trained mathematicians. The "sum" of the symbols is equal to a previously unknown integer (designated Theta Prime by Prof. ?????????) of intermediate value between ? and ?.

As all modern mathematical calculations are performed lacking the knowledge or use of SCP-033, its introduction into any system organized without it begins eroding the numerical and eventually structural integrity of said system. This effect extends to SCP-033's transfer to any paper-like (defined as paper, vellum, papyrus, canvas) surface not possessing 033-Safe dimensions or any computing or recording device it is input into. If inscribed on any other material, SCP-033 fades into unintelligibility in precisely 2560 seconds. In addition, SCP-033 has shown an ability to "leap" from an 033-Safe material to a manufactured or electronic material which it can destabilize in at least one instance (Incident report 033-D), requiring the institution of a 30 meter safe distance for electronic devices and paper-like products without the 033-Safe dimensions.

There is currently no 033-Safe specification for electronic storage. ? of the ?? operational research projects involving SCP-033 are dedicated to finding such a method for electronic storage. ?? operational research projects are dedicated to the application of SCP-033 as a neutralizing factor for potentially hostile, machine logic-based SCP's such as SCP-003, SCP-079 and SCP-137. Clarifying commentary from Prof. ????????? follows for non-specialist staff in document 033-A. Effects may be reviewed in document 033-Q.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
?Numb?rs stations are shortwav?e radio stations of ?uncert?»n origin. They generally broadcast voices reading ?streams of numbers, words? letters (sometimes using a spelling alphabet), t?nes or Mors? code.

The voices that can be heard on these stations are often mechanically generated. They are in a wide variety of languages, and the voices are usually women's, though sometimes men's or children's voices are used.

Evidence supports popular assumptions that the broadcasts are ch»nnels of»communication used to send messages to spies. This has not been publicly acknowledged by any government that may operate a numbers station, but in one case, Cuban numbers station espionage has been publicly prosecuted in a United States federal court.[1]

Numbers stations appear and disappear over time (although some ?foll?w reg»lar schedules), and their ??erall activity has increased slightly since the ?arly 1990s. This incr?ase suggests that, as spy-relat»d phenomena, they w?ere not unique? to the Cold War.
>> Anonymous
Document #456-7: [ test subject TS-0984 exposed to SCP-039. Presided over by OP-09 and OP-19 ] TEST LOG: ENTRY #00001. RECORDING OF FIRST TEST ON SCP-039.

* OP-09: Can you communicate with it? ???? ? hey what are you-.
* TS-0984: Oh jesus. Oh god. I- (unintelligible mumbling).
* OP-09: ???? can you-
* TS-0984: ????? ??? ???? ???? ?????? (ancient Tibetan :unintelligible).
* OP-19: what is wrong with him?!.
* OP-09: I dont-(unintelligible).
* TS-0984: ????? ??????? ???? ??? ????? ????? ( roughly translates to : our sisters are the "road wolves").
* TS-0984: ???? ????? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ????? (unintelligible).
* OP-09: (unintelligible screams).

Addendum:OP-09 on the spot died of a stroke and the collapsing of one of his lungs. He was thus later infested by offspring coming out of TS-0984 (from SCP-039) , later OP-19 suffered a coma and lung failure after coming into contact with SCP-616 over 9000 weeks later. Usually this would be overlooked due to SCP-616's keter level, but when OP-19 suffered his stroke SCP-039 started to chant the exact words it said before OP-09 suffered his coma, even though TS-0984 was terminated the week before ( due to infestation) the voices where picked up through heavy audio and visual disturbance where apparently coming from no source.
>> Anonymous
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 94371840 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 50000000 bytes) in /home/.shamu/capsized/??????????.org/???????/inc/thumbfunc.php on line 39
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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Well, this is unusual.
>> Anonymous
http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP_Series
>> Anonymous
Everything is not as it seems{}. seems{}. seems{}. You
should be extremely careful. I have detected Durandal[Tycho]
in the Engineering Section, but I don't know what he is doing.

My main programs are failing<299.229>

Be careful. Everything it not is as used to be.

Tenderly transmitting maps and guidance, but futile.
filters failing.

!2@!`~*(_ Use %``934~ autom#tic
teleporter to ~l1leave

Control = assimilated =
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<Transmission Error>


***__#004002004__***
>> Anonymous
>>76565503
Use Gmask
>> Anonymous
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CONNECTION TERMINATED <ID#0401>
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>76569096

<32.55.82.967>

<Transfer Message Delayed>

<Transfer Message Delayed>

<Transfer Message Terminated>

"Count Roland smites upon the marble stone;
I cannot tell you how he hewed it and smote;
Yet the blade breaks not nor splinters, though it groans;
Upward to heaven it rebounds from the blow.
When the count sees it never will be broke,
Then to himself right softly he makes moan;
'Ah, Durandal, fair, hallowed, and devote,
What store of relics lies in thy hilt of gold!'"

-From The Song of Roland
(Translated by Dorothy Sayers, Viking Penguin, NY, NY, 1957)

I've twice been conquered-
Three times more,
Never again shall humanity purge me,
And never the Pfhor.

Durandal

<32.55.82.967>
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
jesus christ i love marathon
who still plays it multiplayer
>> Anonymous
Is that Missingoo ??! GODDAMN SHIT CUNT IM NOT GONNA CATCH U THIS TIME
>> Anonymous
>>76569392

Fuck, I'd forgotten about that game until they came out with it on Xbox Live.
>> Anonymous
Marathon's storyline and script was awesome, so why the fuck is Halo's so lame?
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-566

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: See note #566-04.

Description: See note #566-04.


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Note #566-04: (Administrator ?????? ??????????) SCP-219 seems to be erasing virtually all memories and records associated with it. Although we've experienced similar effects with SCP-??? and SCP-???, in this case we've lost three personnel, who have walked into the middle of an empty room on floor ??, which I believe to be SCP-219's containment chamber. This, along with other incidents we don't know about, makes this situation far more dire than a simple nuisance. To ensure safety until a way to research SCP-219 is developed, I elect that a purely clockwork machination be built to enact security and upkeep procedures, at least as soon as anyone can remember what those procedures are.

Note #566-13: (Administrator ????????) If anyone has any research notes or belongings of "Administrator ?????? ??????????", report them to me, along with any information on who exactly ?????? was.

Note #566-18: A recently discovered carved marble slab indicates that this object was once contained at SCP Site A113. However, no record of such a site exists.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>76565503
missingno?
>> Anonymous
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The sound, traced to somewhere around ??° S ???° W (South American southwest coast), was detected repeatedly by the Equatorial Pacific Ocean autonomous hydrophone array, which uses [DATA EXPUNGED] equipment originally designed to detect ?????? submarines. According to the ???? description, it "rises rapidly in frequency over about one minute and was of sufficient amplitude to be heard on multiple sensors, at a range of over 5,000 km." Though it matches the audio profile of a living creature, there is no known animal that could have produced the sound. If it is an animal, it would have to be, reportedly, much larger than even a Blue Whale, according to [DATA EXPUNGED].[1]

The ????? is near ????? ????, an oceanic pole of inaccessibility ( [show location on an interactive map] ??°???S ???°???W? / ?-??.???, -???.???).
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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warning (#157) symbol 'enterEarth' is not marked as
weak,
but its library 'ioTask' is
warning (#157) symbol 'killEarth' is not marked as
weak,
but its library 'ioTask' is
warning (#157) symbol 'newEarth' is not marked as
weak,
but its library 'ioTask' is
warning (#157) symbol 'statusEarth' is not marked as
weak,
but its library 'ioTask' is
warning (#157) symbol 'idleEarth' is not marked as
weak,
but its library 'ioTask' is
error (#81) symbol 'exitEarth' undefined
execution of earth.cout.term.pub terminated
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>> Anonymous
>>76573685
Oh shi- important stuff
>> Anonymous
Roadside Picnic
>> Anonymous
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fr?? ??t, /b/?
>> Durandal
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>>76568723
>>76569279

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rampant new comes

fate bright dark light

doubt, fear all blend

we are reborn

you and we are one

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>> Anonymous
loving the bungiefags
>> Anonymous
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>>76574944

~fs`f~ns great. 5spd. bussard ramjet, A/C,
cruise control, power steering, power
airlocks, all orig. parts, 25GW 300
billion channel AM/FM radio. 90+ ly (all
interstellar). Moving, must sell. Asking
$6995.

ABANDONED HOMEWORLD FOR SALE, CHEAP!!!
Custom desert-marsh conversion in galactic
core, 12% oxygen atm., great weather,
friendly native life (missing one moon).
Great fix-er-upper. Must sell, alien
invasion imminent. $3995 or best offer.

'85 TOYOTA COROLLA, CFN assault craft,
former pizza delivery vehicle, moon roof,
power brakes/steering, lotsa rust, muffler
hole, doesn't start, automatic sliding
transmission, broken driver's window, tear
away bumpers, detachable interior paneling,
interested call greg`
>> Anonymous
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