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Anonymous
So /b/ here's the deal, in my room I have a jar, it is filled with various misfortunes. Basically, anything you can imagine and more (except shit) has been placed inside this jar, only to sit, grow various forms of fungus and mold. I only open it to put new things inside it, and when I do the smell is absolutely horrendous. I can't even begin to describe how bad it smells, the only thing I could say to come even close is to say it smells like rotten life, or if broken childhood dreams had a smell that would be what the inside of this jar smells like.

I have over 9000 questions of you /b/

#1: What should I do with the jar once it's full? (it's been in my room for over over 9000 years it will probably take over 9000 more just to fill it with various waste/unwanted food/etc)

#2: What grows the most interesting looking fungus/mold? The sickly orange/brown is getting boring, I need some black/blue in there!

(pic related, it's the jar)
>> Anonymous
drink it.
>> newfaggotry
put a funnel in your ass, and tip said contents back into your stinky hole
>> Anonymous
DO NOT WANT.
>> Anonymous
drink it.
>> Anonymous
Sell it to your local orphanage.
>> Anonymous
drink it
>> Anonymous
http://www.asssmoothie.com/tour/?nats=MjM6NTo2,0,0,0,0
>> Anonymous
sell it on Ebay
>> Anonymous
>>76635881
OP, what you have there is JENKEM, you lucky guy! a nigger treat!

Just put a balloon over the top and let it sit in the sun for a few hours.

Take the balloon off and huff the gas that was in it. You're dreams will come true.
>> Anonymous
cum in it
>> Anonymous
toss it into a populated area where said jar breaks and spreads toxic vapors/junk onto the surrounding populace.
>> ­­­­­ !3GqYIJ3Obs
1# keep it as a memory of your f*cked up life.

2# dead skin grows amaizing black/green mold, quite delicate. Yuck
>> Anonymous
shit over 2 years
>> Anonymous
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drink it.
>> Anonymous
Stop fermenting aids thx.
>> Anonymous
Op here, fucking word filters. 2years is how long it's been in my room, 2years is how much longer it will take to fill (maybe more)

Also, normally there is a thick white layer of "something" at the top after it sits for a week or so, this photo was taken today, after I poured a glass of spit inside that I've collected from smoking in my room and having no where else to spit (the spit alone smelled terrible). This was the largest amount of liquid I have ever poured inside the jar and I don't plan on putting that much of anything inside again, I prefer small amounts of anything, like leftover steak, or bread, cheese, fingernails, etc.
>> Anonymous
1#: Date a girl for a month minimum.Bang her. After she goes to the bathroom doing whatever the hell girls do in there after sex, wait for her to open the door to come back to bed and splash it in her face.

2# You're not gonna get good mold growth in a sealed jar. Maybe if you let some mold accumulate on some cheese left under your sink for a week or something...
>> Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
>> Anonymous
>>76635881
Well, OP--LEEEERRROOOYYYY JENNKEEEEMSSSS
>> Anonymous
How can it grow mold, if it's sealed?
>> Anonymous
Pour into school ventilation system or work etc etc etc
>> Anonymous
put your dick in it, then throw it at a republican.
>> Anonymous
ASS SMOOTHIE

Submit it to asssmoothie.com

Girls spread their assholes open, then make smoothies of fast food and pour them in the hole. Then they shit the liquefied food out and eat it.

Do it.
>> Anonymous
ebay imo
>> Anonymous
>>76636374
what were you smoking that required you to spit?
cock?
>> Anonymous
>>76636229
There has been cum in it

>>76636378
There are over 9000 nail sized holes at the jars lid, it's kept near my window in a closed box (to my side) and an open side to the window/sunlight, this is kept sealed as even the nail sized holes seep stench unmentionable.
>> Anonymous
throw it at a nun
>> Anonymous
You have to put some shit in there, otherwise it isn't the real deal.
>> Anonymous
>>76636613
Mould can't grow in direct sunlight, buddy.
>> Anonymous
throw it at a fox news building/van
>> Anonymous
Chris Pennington is a faggot.
>> Anonymous
what about animal shit or dead animals?
>> Anonymous
Bury it and leave a treasure map for future generations to find
>> Anonymous
Dump it in your town's water supply.
>> Anonymous
>>76636670
I intend to eventually get shit in there, I just can't decide on human or animal, more so, I have some sort of issue in getting a shit sample to even put in there

>>76636695
I was not aware! Any suggestions on how I should keep it as to allow better growth?
>> Anonymous
Find the closest scifag church where protest fags are protesting.

open jar, toss contents on them

record it and post the video here.
>> Anonymous
>>76636797

DEAD ANIMALS DEAD ANIMALS DEAD ANIMALS

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

It has to be something quite big though, like a rat, and it must be freshly killed, with all of the corpse still intact and full of vital juices.

Delicious vital juices.
>> Anonymous
toss it at the police station.
>> Anonymous
Throw it in a widely populated area
run away
???
PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
tiemstamp or GTFO.
>> Anonymous
>>76636913
fuck off protest fag
>> Anonymous
>>76636584
>> Anonymous
throw it at somone
record video
post on /b/
???
profit.
>> Anonymous
>>76636584
I have a feeling it would be illegal to even try to ship the contents of this jar
>> Anonymous
Use it as a chemical bomb and throw it or something. Thats pretty putrid
>> Anonymous
>>76637054
this is the only correct thing to do.
>> Anonymous
Nurgle approves this thread.
>> Anonymous !!EvbuGqP1R9z
>>76635881

BACK THE FUCK UP

Is that a Bernadin jar?

I FUCKING LOVE BERNADIN JARS!
>> Anonymous
pour it into a VERY nice cars air intake.
>> Anonymous
both chicken and fish rot really fast, so you might want to consider that.

Also, dickcheese.
>> Anonymous
While I do like the idea of throwing it in a populated area (it would probably clear the area and end up with a serious hazmat team coming in, the smell... you don't even understand)

I still need ideas of what grows amazing mold, and how I should set it up for better growth
>> Anonymous
>>76636885

just take toilet paper, shit on it, bite a bit off and spit it in the jar.
>> Anonymous
cheese / yoghurt / milk

& meat !
>> Anonymous
what is making that orange?
>> Anonymous
wait until you have diarrhea and put that in there. also, add gasoline or some other highly flammable liquid before you break it, that way the vapors will be much more potent.
>> Anonymous
>>76637140
faceplant
>> Anonymous
What's stopping wild yeast from making this shit ferment and explode? Either way, exceedingly nasty.

Cum in it and ultimately place it in a ventilation system.
>> Anonymous
>>76637544
Cheese (in small amounts) has been added at various points.
Milk has been added (shot glass worth, just for good measure)
Meat has been added, but only left over steak and chicken.

Yogurt is a great idea.

For the guy who asked what I was doing that required me to spit so much? Smoking, I can't stand the taste in my mouth, I have over active saliva glands and the spit just collects the smoke flavour
>> Anonymous !!EvbuGqP1R9z
Milk and yoghurt will probably give you a nice green mold, either that or it'll just get consumed by all the other shit in there.
>> Anonymous
put some bleach and ammonia in it
>> Anonymous
at a certain point after throwing in something new mould will stop growing and few changes will occur, because the acids produced by the bacteria inside basically prohibit any life from multiplying

dilute that shit into five or so more bottles and throw in a lot of new stuff into each. you can even experiment with different contents in each bottle(fruit, raw meat, diarrhea etc). something like a dead bird will increase the volume greatly (minimizing the wait) and you'll have a good supply of chemical weapons for when jesus comes back.
>> Anonymous
coffee molds all sort of crazy colors. add coffee
>> Anonymous­­
Buy some out of date meat from dodgy corner shops, y'know the one's I mean. The one's that stack them in their own basket. Grab a fuck load of them, leave them under the sink for a few days/weeks. Add to the jar of death.
>> Anonymous
Well the thing that I find molds pretty fast is tea in hot water, pour some into that once the tea has the entire top covered with mold, but don't put too much tea, only the mold on top.

I'd say bring it to someones house, hide it somewhere where the stink can spread, and watch them look for the source of the spell for a while.
>> Anonymous
>>76637352
SPACE MARINES
EVERYWHERE
DEVERYWHERE
>> Anonymous
smells good man
>> Anonymous
ITT: insanity inside a jar
>> Anonymous
>>76636885

You loose one internet for the obvious answer to the "what shit" question.

CAT SHIT. Nothing comes even close.
>> Anonymous
i recommend hanging it from a tree in a park with a pully system a very long one, maybe fishing wire, then when people examine in cut the wire.


Epic lulz ensue
>> Anonymous
Blue... cheese or bread would work.


I saw eBay it.
>> Anonymous­­
>>76637727
>For the guy who asked what I was doing that required me to spit so much? Smoking, I can't stand the taste in my mouth, I have over active saliva glands and the spit just collects the smoke flavour
I have that shit too. Nasty. Trust me, the smoking doesn't help the saliva glands, my doctor told me that because I smoke, and said smoke is destroying my lungs, I'm producing so much mucus and other shit that just mixes with my saliva.
>> Anonymous
>>76636797
>>76636992
No you morons, thats not how its done.

Take a live animal like a mouse or something and throw it in there and watch it die LOL
>> Anonymous
OP, put a mouse in there, let it die and rot
>> Anonymous
seriously people what the fuck is making it orange?
>> Anonymous
Try putting it near a window sill.
The sunlight will help ...whatever... to grow.
You might also get some neat reactions to the heat from the sunlight.
>> Anonymous
>>76638115
>>76638129
samefag
>> Anonymous
put some sort of small bird in it, or a mouse, or a rat! or just collect loads of animals and put them in !
>> Anonymous
>>76638233

Not samefag, retard
>> Anonymous
>>76638198
read
>>76636613
>> Anonymous
bread will give you some nice greens. had an ant farm once and the stupid fuckers buried it; within a few days they were gross and greenish blue.

you should send it to some scummy politician.
>> Anonymous
Make a Geocache out of it. Surprise!
>> Anonymous
>>76638156
the same thing that is not making it white or purple with green stripes
>> Anonymous­­
Blend some crickets, well any small bugs will do, you can get them from the pet store since lizards eat them. Pour the blended mixture into your Jar of pure evil.
>> Anonymous
>>76637054

voting for this. take video.
>> Anonymous
1. go to bridge
2. wait for convertible
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
>> Anonymous
>>76636913
>>76636913
>>76636913
>>76636913
>>76636913

/thread
>>76636913
>>76636913
>> Anonymous
Go look at an apartment in an expensive upscale "luxury residences" style building. Pour some into the heater.
>> Anonymous
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BLEND UP A HAMPSTER AND PUT IT IN THERE.
>> Anonymous
>>76637802
This anon is on to something...GOGOGO
>> Anonymous
>>76638360
THIS, I hate geocachefags
>> Anonymous
OP, do you have any enemies? You could dump it onto their car. The part which sucks in air for the air conditioning
>> Anonymous
>>76637934
you LOSE twelve thousand internetz for not knowing how to spell LOSE

loose (luce)- the opposite of tight

lose (looze)- what you do at life

lrn2english you backwoods retard
>> Anonymous
So far, things I will add

Tea mold, coffee mold (I'll leave both outside and wait for mold, then scrape it off and put it inside the jar)
Blue cheese
Possibly a dead animal, if I can obtain one that I don't have to kill myself
Cat shit
Yogurt
>> Anonymous
Order some agar from a science website or some shit. Fungus/bacteria will thrive on the nutrients; it's what real scientists use in microscopic cultures.

Also, break it highly crowded public place, ie mall.
>> Anonymous
If you really want a reaction add yeast
>> Anonymous
>>76638115

indeed, it would then contain the smell of a mouse's last breath, and the whole mixture would be adrenaline-enhanced.
>> Anonymous
>>76638620
i second this you can make chemical warfare with agar
>> Anonymous
Ask us again when it's full.
I'm not waiting another couple of years for pics of whatever you do.
>> Anonymous
I disagree with public places. That shit will get cleaned six ways to sunday with bleach and whatever other industrial strength sanitizers are available.

I like the air intake on an expensive car. You've essentially ruined the car completely that point. Find a nice Mayback or S600 driven by a total douche and go for it.
>> Anonymous
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Put dead rats in it and mail it to Soulja Boy.
>> Anonymous
>>76638620
Would something like spirulina work like agar at all? I have a ... very large amount of spirulina, no agar though.
>> Anonymous
>>76638598

You should stir it all up.

Just because?
>> Anonymous
Catch a snail (beer in cup in ground) and put it in.
>> Anonymous
>>76638935
no
>> Anonymous
Put some White Castle in it.
>> Anonymous
does yr concockshun contain semen, may i ask? and if so, is it human jizz?
>> Anonymous
>>76638935
if you get an agar plate from somewhere most schools have them put a few drops on it seal completely and put behind a radiator, chem warfare ftw =D
>> Anonymous
>>76639156
Why not, agar is just seaweed jelly. Spirulina is cyanobacteria full of various nutrients.

Fuck you anon, I'm adding some anyways.
>> Anonymous
>>76639242

Better yet, buy 10 sliders from White Castle. Put 5 in, eat the other 5, take the resulting abomination that comes pouring out of your ass in the next 5 minutes and add that to the mix.

But for the love of God make sure you remove the pickles first. Pickles on burgers are fucking gross.
>> Anonymous
Thats some nice looking jenk you got there
>> Anonymous
Gather some dead flies and put that in.
>> Anonymous
>>76638620
This man wins, break that shit at the mall or something
>> Anonymous
>>76639541
cyanobacteria can grow even in simple water with good aeration. no use wasting perfectly good (and expensive) agar. add some food gelatin powder to your water if you simply want a solid substrate.
>> Anonymous
Don't try and grow mold. That will kill the bacteria. Bacteria is better then mold.
>> Anonymous
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throw it at someone.
or just hide it in your ex's house, opened. FUN!
>> Anonymous
1. acquire address of personal enemy
2. stalk enemy to find out when (s)he mows the lawn
3. acquire video camera and cd of wagner's ride of the valkryies
4. drive past enemy's house blasting wagner and dump contents of jar out of window onto him while he's mowing the grass
5. post on youtube and give us the link
>> Anonymous
Don't put agar-agar in it, it's a substance out of algas and reacts like gelatin.
It would make the whole stuff like a big jelly!
>> Anonymous
Fuck this thread is so awesome, I had to save it, it's really EPIC!
>> Anonymous
get some people you dont like round and they think u like em and say hey "wanna do shots?" "i made a new mixture will get you fucked up"
>> Anonymous
I want this jar full faster than over 9000 years now, so, I'll try to document the things I put in it, and the results. God speed anonymous! We journey into the unknown.
>> Anonymous
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>>76635881
Lol, I bet that thing could whipe out a whole society if used correctly.

I've had a apple pie in a box for about 7 months now. And _that's_ some dangerous shit, with consistency of half-melted butter, and colour variating in grey/green/red/black/brown.
Nightmares.
>> Anonymous
>>76639978
better to what?
lrn2basicbiology u fucking retard
>> Anonymous
let a peach grow the fuzzy dark blue mold and put that in please
>> Anonymous
go to the bathroom and pour that shit on someone taking a dump. make sure you record yourself doing it and then post here
>> Anonymous
>>76640262
mold produces antibiotics...you know...that stuff that kills bacteria and other diseases? bacteria is better because it's more likely to cause disease if thrown at someone, like it should be, than mold or fungus would
>> Anonymous
OP again

"record it and post here" is a common theme, I figure whatever I do, I'll make sure to record and upload to jewtoob. I don't know how illegal it would be to let this off in a public area though.
>> Anonymous
Pour cotents into rival town/cities water supply
>> Anonymous
put some noodles and rice in.. funghi love those!
also try to infect it more - take some gummy-bears, make em wet and use them to pick up dirt and mold from all over town.
then drown bears in jar!
>> Anonymous
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/r/ a list of everything in the jar.
>> Anonymous
You should dispose of it properly and discontinue this experiment.
>> Anonymous
mexicans during the revolution made beaner bombs out cans of beans & other shit. botulism can fuck a nigga up.
>> Anonymous
eat it
>> Anonymous
>>76641029
seconded
>> Anonymous
>>76641029
thirded
>> Anonymous
go to a crowded indoor political rally and break it as close to the candidate as possible
>> Anonymous
>>76641029
>>76641029
>> Anonymous
>>76641029
As far as I know, this is what is in the jar thus far

Milk, steak, chicken, spit, cum, cranberry juice, urine, bread, bananas, almonds, peanuts, fingernails, toenails, pubic hair, pork bone (which... is gone?), salmon, tuna, mayonnaise, a really disgusting looking penny, earwax, shrimp, ranch dressing, grapes, mushrooms, water (because it kept dying originally when I only used dry ingredients)

Anything solid except the penny is no longer there, which frightens and entices me
>> Anonymous
1. Put a live mouse in it
2. Wait a week or over 9000
3. Microwave it, make sure you record it
4. ??????
5. PROFIT!!!
>> Anonymous
GO TO THE NEAREST POOL AND EMPTY IT IN THE HOTTUB WHILE THERE'S PEOPLE IN IT.
>> Anonymous
You should never use the full jar. When it becomes full, you should use half of it, and continue brewwing.

Rather than being a douchebag with it, contemplate using its powers for good. That asshole who keeps taking everyone elses parking spaces, but throws a tantrum if you park in his? Wear a pear of rubber gloves, and carefully smear a glob of this under the drivers-side doorhandle. He'll smell it before he feels it, and then it only gets worse. How about that one guy in the neighborhood who walks that big dog that always shits around your street but never picks it up? A visit to his house and a scoop of this shit will make him WISH he stood in dogshit.

Think about it. You have divine power.
>> Anonymous
put it in your friends microwave
>> Anonymous
eat some sour candies, with neon coloring, eat alot so you feel sick. then lift the lid off and hopefully the smell will make you vomit, theres your color.
also, have you cummed in it? put eyelashes in it? pubes? bellybutton fluff? CLINGONS
>> Anonymous
Today, after all these suggestions, I am going to add some ichiban dried noodles, spirulina (on my own accord, because I figure whatever is growing can feed off that), catshit. I'll update pics as more strange things grow (which always happens when I leave it sit for a while)
>> Anonymous
You should throw it from a skycraper in the middle of a really crowded road.
Or even worse, get a syringe, fill it with that shit, then go in a bar and fill the croissants there with it.
Then watch someone eating it.
>> Anonymous
>>76641607
>>76641607
this
>> Anonymous
>>76641631
Damn. you added all that, but drew the line at SHIT?
>> Anonymous
shit in it.
>> Anonymous
>>76641631
Good fungus wont grow like that, you should let it get dry but keep it moist. Don't drown it with water.
>> Anonymous
>>76641631
Remove the penny. It's releasing copper salts into the water prohibiting the growth of fungi and some bacteria. Leave the jar open in the sun occasionally.
>> Anonymous
- Fill a large waterballoon/waterbomb thing with it.

- Go join the scientology protestfags.

- If someone gets arrested for no real reason again, mosh it into the uncovered face of the policedouche.

- Recieve beating.

>>76641829
Cumming in it at this point looks like it'll create life.
>> Anonymous
>>76636200moar
>> Anonymous
AIDS: the sequel
>> Anonymous
>>76642016
(Op) Alright, I'll stop adding anything more that is liquid, and I'll let some of what's there evaporate if at all possible.
>> Anonymous
Put it in a watergun, spray it at people.
>> Anonymous
>#1: What should I do with the jar once it's full? (it's been in my room for over over 9000 years it will probably take over 9000 more just to fill it with various waste/unwanted food/etc)

Put it away and start another. But this time, with shit.

>#2: What grows the most interesting looking fungus/mold? The sickly orange/brown is getting boring, I need some black/blue in there!

Fruits (oranges, pears, etc.)
>> Anonymous
>>76641932
>>76641991
needs fudge
>> Anonymous
cheese turns black and blue when it molds.
>> Anonymous
plant weed in it
go go go
>> Anonymous
>>76635881
I think I can actually smell it from the picture.. And I want to vomit.
>> Anonymous
I didn't take time to read the whole thread, did anyone cum in it yet?
>> Anonymous
You said you added milk; put in some orange juice, too. Citrus + dairy = nasty shit.

Put a thin dish of it under someone's mattress. It will take FOREVER for them to figure it out.

Also, I have on good authority that broccoli gets vile after a few weeks. Maybe try asparagus; it makes pee nasty so why not this?
>> Anonymous
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678-999-8212 SOULJA BOY'S PHONE NUMBER

Check his youtube for proof. He's on BET right now answering calls. Let's get him Anon. Tell him to eat a dick on TV
>> Anonymous
Needs half a slice of bread, about three shot-glasses of milk, a small slice of cheese, and a slice of red meat. Take off the lid and leave it in a hot, sunny place about once a week... somewhere nobody is likely to find and disturb it.
>> Anonymous
someone needs to archive this thread
>> Anonymous
Am I the first one ITT who is concerned for your health and sanity?
>> Anonymous
MORE PICS OF JAR PLOXXX
>> Anonymous
Needs half a slice of bread, about three shot-glasses of milk, a small slice of cheese, and a slice of red meat. Take off the lid and leave it in a hot, sunny place about once a week... somewhere nobody is likely to find and disturb it.

>>76641932
Well unless they're going to put it in by hand, they have to risk the 'splashback' of taking a shit in the jar. Can you imagine the HORROR of getting splashback from that jar up in your ass?

...

hawt
>> Anonymous
Pour it into small bottles or some kind of container. Now you can put tgem where you'd like it, like pour the goo of one container into a ventilation system.
>> Anonymous
>>76642507
wow you are a fucking faggot nigger
gte the fuck off my /b/ you nigger
niggers like you nigger nigger nigger nigger ect.
>> Anonymous
OP, does your Nurglestuff already have seafood in it ? Rotten shrimps are really awful...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The secret ingredient lies deep wihin you...
>> Anonymous
wow. you have bottled /b/
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
>mold produces antibiotics...you know...that stuff that kills bacteria and other diseases? bacteria is better because it's more likely to cause disease if thrown at someone, like it should be, than mold or fungus would

CANCER CURE!?!?!?!
>> Anonymous
You should be careful of inhaling any of the stink from the shit. If you take some of the advice in this thread, you'll want to be careful about getting some funky chest infection from it. In short exposure it'll be fine, but if its somewhere in your room and you end up giving the stuff some air, you'll be huffing it on a regular basis.

>>76642863
One or over 9000 prawns, excellent idea.
>> Zorg !so1CxTATIk
there was a similar feat on /b/ in the past, the guy drank the shit he'd been saving in a plastic bottle.
>> Anonymous
last year in our apartment, a potato fell out of the bag and sat in the back corner of a cabinet....after a little while the smell was absolutely horrendous, I am sure you could incorporate that into your death jar
>> Anonymous
>>76642934
/thread
>> Anonymous
You should fill a syringe with it and inject some of the shit inside water bottles.
Also, put in some Aspirin or anything that makes water fuzzy
>> Anonymous
what is in it?
>> Anonymous
try adding oil to it, oil dissolve shit hella fast.

just add a little, too much can ruin the 2years of hardwork
>> Trevor Deely
Download
Fap
Feel Guilty
???
Profit

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Stephanie Nude @__@
>> Anonymous !DYhwGHGxlo
alright, tripfag here. I like some of the suggestions, but OP for a REALLY disgusting jar of evil here's what to do. Put Soy sauce in there, that shit is unimaginably nasty smelling. Pour tobasco in for good luck and add a HALF rotten animal carcass (small animal, like a mouse or a bird or something) that was fermenting in separate water to the mix, the pour some of the water in.

As for how to release your creation to the world... build a makeshift slingshot and shoot it into a massive public area. People WILL freak out and think its from terrorists because shit that smells bad usually doesnt fall from the sky.
>> Anonymous
YOU MUST PUT EGGS AND FISH INTO IT
>> Anonymous
I recommend you throw small animals into it and see how long they survive. I'm curious as to whether something like a mouse would live longer than a spider.
>> Anonymous
>>76643340see>>76641631

lerns to reed eediot
>> Anonymous
OP, you do realize that all smells are particular, right?

Which means that every time you've sniffed that jar, you've exposed yourself to millions tiny tiny paricles of whatever decomposed shit you've poured in there.
>> Anonymous
Pour it into the soup at an expensive buffet. Would be fucking awesome. Just think of the illness / lawsuits!
>> Anonymous
Creme from cookies or something. Smell from hell
>> Anonymous
>>76641748

THIS
>> Anonymous
Never mind what to do with it, that jar needs a NAME.
>> Anonymous
adding stuff, brb with more pics
>> Anonymous
I very much like the idea of small animals.

Do that.
>> Anonymous
>>76642934

Holy shit, he's right!
>> Anonymous
Pour some old multi-used cooking (vegetable) oil.It alone smells horribly,especially if you have fried fish in it.So my advice would be to fry some fish or anything you want in a pan,wait 3-4 weeks and pour the oil in the JAR OF EPIC DEATH !
>> Anonymous
>>76643714
call it /b/
>> Anonymous
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rotten egg smells good
>> Mr.Lightbulb
>>76638925
agreed. Mail it to solja boy.
>> Aoymous
>>76641631
you should add gasoline, coke, shit and delicious caek
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
we did this with an abandoned locker in one of the huts at our secondary school
red beetroot goes nasty in about a day.

Also if your willing to suffer slightly for this
next time you get a cut or pimple or something fucking nasty, add puss
my friend dave had an ingrown toenail and when he cleaned it theres was the worst fucking smell of puss and feet,
bacon fat
sweat
skin from your feet
cat food
dog foot
snake shit is the worst fucking smell ever
unless by some chance you can get near an ocelot
bat shit reeks too
[i work in a zoo]
juice and stuff from meat
theres stuff you can get from chemists called rennin or rennick or something
its a curdling agent and it turns stuff evil.


1.stir it and fill a small jar with it
2.Label it 'The Devil'
3.send it to the vatican
4.???
5.Profit
>> Anonymous
Is this the long-lost SCP-001? :o
>> Anonymous
nigra aint coming back
>> Anonymous
the F5 button's worn out!
>> Anonymous
smells like /b/
>> Anonymous
Paint a face on it and then try and pass it off as your son. Try and get him accepted into a special needs school, take him to see a movie and have him sit on the seat next to you, take him to the beach, feed him, have a friend babysit him, take him to the doctors, take him on an airplane ride and buy him a childs seat and during the flight tak him to the toilet, have him throw up on someone and then when everyone believes that it really is your son you drink him, in front of everyone.
>> Anonymous
POST ENDING IN 00 HAS TO DRINK IT >:]
>> Anonymous
Holy fuck. You bottled /b/.
>> Anonymous
T-VIRUS!
>> Anonymous
>>76641905
What kind of bar sells croissants?
>> Anonymous
if you are uncutfag,you can produce some smegma and add into it
>> Anonymous
It needs maggots and/or larvae
>> Anonymous
adding a goodly amount of sour cream should give you a nice blue-black mold
>> Anonymous
Start smoking nine packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day, then cough some phlegm in there.
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
>>76644287
dear lord
are you god?
also
whats this from?
>> Anonymous
Just some friendly scientific advice. As a doctor I'd have to tell you to move that thing from your room ASAP. It's most likely poisoning your air. As a /b/tard I'd have to tell you to continue this fine experiment.
>> Anonymous
it needs:
Cheese
Maggots
Milk/Heavy Cream
Spit (phlegm)
Nigger Skin
>> Anonymous
Get a locker in a public place and open it up. Then lock the thing up and throw away the key.
>> Anonymous
Contrary to the advice of some fags needing to lrn2science above, DO NOT add oil to your mixture. It will only rise to the top and suffocate any microorganisms living in the watery layer. If anything, you need to aerate your mixture with fucking oxygen because that's not an atmosphere where many things will survive, except at the surface of the liquid. Shaking the jar vigorously every so often will also do the trick although not as efficiently.
>> Anonymous
>>76643969
seconded,
the pope'll poop his toga.
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
>>76644615
eurgh not nigger skin
thats disgusting
seriously
what the fuck is wrong with you
please
leave
>> Anonymous
YOU MUST DO THIS
shit in a bucket then piss on it
leave it in the bushes at the bottom of your garden for as long as you can stand pissing in it if you really want to then pour some of the piss out antput the whole mixture in!
gas mask needed
>> Anonymous
Grow pot in said jar and smoke it.
>> Anonymous
If OP is american, and the police found this in his possession, think they'd send him to Guantanamo for planned bio-terrorism?
>> Anonymous
>>76644607
What do you mean what is this from?
>> Anonymous
try draining the grease contents of a frying pan into that. also, i recommend fruits, particularly those with some sort of rind, like oranges, lemons or even watermelon rind.
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
>>76643969
>>76644769
it could quite possibly kill religion
>> Anonymous
If you or anyone you know has a pool, look for dead frogs or lizards in the skimmer basket. If you find one, leave it in the water until it gets an almost geletin like consistancy. Those things reek. Add to jar.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
While I resize the pictures to post, here is a picture of something interesting, I kept a hardboiled egg since the 90's and only cracked it earlier this year. The outside turned to what seemed to be glass, and there was NO smell to the inside.
>> Anonymous
MOAR PICS NAO
>> Anonymous
>>76636835
>> Anonymous
Buy some baby-food syringes from your nearest pet shop and fill them with the liquid, then go around town squirting it on car door handles and watch reactions to their now-smelly hand.
>> Anonymous
>>76644758
>>76644758
>>76644758
>>76644758
>>76644758
>>76644758
>>76644758
>>76644758
>>76644758
indeed.
>> Anonymous
Well done, OP.

Mix in the fecal matter from 3 creatures, and you have created "Chocolate Rain", a single-use grenade weapon capable of inflicting 4d6 acid damage as well as three random diseases on anything within 20 yards that it hits.
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
>>76645011
it reminds me of a comic or something
might just be thats hogie on the simpsons that homer takes to the park and plays with
>> Anonymous
open and barf into
>> Anonymous
>>76644287
Kind sir, I do believe you have something thar.
>> Anonymous
>>76645198

Fucking creepy. Maybe it's the sulfur in the yolk that does it.
>> Anonymous
vomit in it
>> Anonymous
2girls1jar.com
>> Anonymous
over 9000 words.

turkey stuffing.
>> Anonymous
>>76645510
I almost braffed.
>> Anonymous
how much money would any of you require to drink it
>> Anonymous
>>76645198

If you still have it, PUT IT THE FUCK IN!
>> Anonymous
I wonder if drinking all of it would kill you.
>> Anonymous
>>76645625

It cant be done. Not the whole thing anyway. You would vomit on the first gulp.. probably even before it hit your lips.
>> Anonymous
>>76645625
$27.50
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This is the most of what I added, inside is ramen (ichiban), lettuce, coffee beans (why not), spirulina.

Other things not in pictures are, strawberry jam, catshit
>> Anonymous
Ask your girlfriend what to do with it
>> Anonymous
>>76645649
Short answer: Yes

Long answer: Yes, it would.
>> Anonymous
There is some sort of plant that is claimed to be the stinkiest plant on earth, buy one add that to the mix and then drop it over a big ass building into a populated area *may cause somone to gain head injuries but you will go to jail anyway so w.e*
>> Anonymous
>>76645510

Holy shit you could make millions!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
For good measure, moldy bread and flood detected file discarded
>> Anonymous
>>76645818

At least it'd be delicious.
>> noko anon
Throw a stamp on it and send it to the US Minister of Defense
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The jar before I added any of it, for those who wanted another picture of the jar. You can see more of the strange shit growing inside
>> Anonymous
>>76645870

It sure would make an awsome snuff film.
>> Anonymous
puree milk, onions, and limburger cheese together. stick finger down throat. puke in pureed contents. puree more. put in jar.
>> Anonymous
>>76641631
there's no vomi in there?
>> Anonymous
>>76645965

Deliciously deadly.
>> Anonymous
OP, Go to friend/enemy house, replace contents with that of former shampoo conditioner bottle. Not all of it, just some.

You won't get to see it, but you'll know when it happens.
>> Anonymous
>>76645987
i wish i knew you IRL so i could open it and throw it on your carpet then run away
>> Anonymous
http://www.cam4.com/KinkeyMickey
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Blurry photo of whats added inside now (I wear a face mask when I open this, for all you worryfags)
>> Anonymous
>>76645987

There was a BONE in there?
Damn, that's some fucked-up shit.
>> Anonymous
>>76646077

We need more of those. I'm all for it, who gets the camera?
>> Anonymous
">great party"
>> Anonymous
Add blood
lots of nurishment for the little beasties
>> Anonymous
Add some cologne.
>> Anonymous
>>76645865

I recall it only blooming one time every seven years. At leat that's what listening to WCTR in GTA San Andreas has taught me.
>> Anonymous
>>76641631
you should test its acidity, get a ph meter or something that you never want to use again. If the bone is gone its proally highly acidic lol
>> Anonymous
puree milk, onions, and limburger cheese together. stick finger down throat. puke in pureed contents. puree more. put in jar.
>> Anonymous
Sniffing that shit would burn your nostrils from the looks of it.
Do it fgt.
It feels good man.
>> Anonymous
niggers
>> Anonymous
>>76645727
Then attempt to drink it, induce vomit, vomit into jar. do this twice a day and your jar will be full in no time :D
>> Anonymous
Do this OP and post pics.
>>76644287
>>76644287
>>76644287
>>76644287
>> Anonymous
break it open opening day at your local baseball stadium

or, the new batman on the first day

something where alot of people sit together for a few hours
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Picture of the jar, with new shit, and now that I look at it, a lid that desperately needs to be screwed on a bit tighter.
>> Anonymous
>>76636992
>>76636835
>>76637975

I lol'd.


Wear a mask, open jar and leave it in the sun somewhere not naer your house, then collect it later. Add some dog shit, and go to your nearest pet store and buy some small fish to add into it. Bodily fluids are fun, but boring; try broadening your horizons. Leave some vegetable or fruits in a jar covered in the shade for a few weeks, then add it - trust me, that shit is putrid. Get some pork if you can - and did you add cooked steak/chicken? That shits boring. Get any type of meat, let it thaw naturally, then throw it in there.

Also, we're going to need a bigger jar.
>> Anonymous
>>76641631

When the penny is gone... you'll know.

No blood? :(
>> Anonymous
>the
>> Anonymous
Put your dick in it

Drink it

Send it as a prize to a /b/tard
>> Anonymous
>>76646536

Baseball?

Why not a football stadium?

Because we all know what happens when you mess with football.
>> Anonymous
GROW MOTHER FUCKING WEED IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKING JAR.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Goes doesnt make me feel sick, not even CP. But this shit does. Imagine drinking it.
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
put the stuff from your shower/bath drain in it
take it on a boat or ferry to travel
they never check your cars or anyhing if you dont make it look really obviously
also
the heat of the car will help ferment it more and you get a lovely boat trip
anyhoo
take it to tienneman square, put on a gasmask
hold a brit/american flag, or whatever nationality you are, place one foot on a large rock point your hand towards the sun
and smash the jar on the ground
and just hold the pose untill you get removed forcibly or killed
BUT dont fight the police or authority
,be peacefull
it makes it more amazing
>> Anonymous
Put it on top of a yellow van, then proceed to demonstrate an explosion
>> Anonymous
tell a girl you want to tie her up, blindfold her

open it and leave, tape it for epic lulz
>> Anonymous
http://www.cam4.com/KinkeyMickey
>> Anonymous
Lemons. Lemons smell worse than Jesus' balls after 40 days in the desert when they've rotted
>> Anonymous
Go to doctor with symptoms of an urine infection, or something that would require him to do a piss test.

Take bottle home, fill container with death liquid. Return to doctor.
>> Anonymous
Put sulfur in it
>> Anonymous
Smashing this jar on the ground in a crowded place will have the same effect as the jar with a queen in dead rising
>> Anonymous
just asking where do you live?
>> Anonymous
this thread has got /b/ going
>> Anonymous
hot chocolate molds fast. REALLY fast.
>> Anonymous
Bury it. Hide a map of it in case you die before.

Then, when you are old and have lived a full life, unbury it and inject it directly into your veins.
>> Anonymous
make stop motion video of this shit
>> Anonymous
enjoy you fungus in your lungs, from living near it. a jar can't contain spores, retard.
>> Anonymous
>>76646566
OP, can we have weekly (or sooner) updates on this jar of concentrated evil?
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
     File :-(, x)
>>76646789
like so
kinda
for epic effect
attach a fake moustache to the gasmask
>> Anonymous
drink it or i'll drink it for you
>> Anonymous
>>76642700
>yes.
>> Anonymous
Go to a public restroom (preferably a mall, theme park, or somewhere else heavily populated) and go ape shit.

Throw it everywhere but in the toilet. The floor, the walls, the mirrors.

Also: Videotaping it will make you over 9000 times cooler.
>> Anonymous
Send this thing to Mars, it'll create new life forms that will gain conscience and destroy us all in a matter of years.
>> Anonymous
>>76647120
I fucking loled
>> Anonymous
Take a sample and make a slide, examine it under a microscope.

With luck there'll be plague or something in it.
>> Anonymous
>>76647166
I demand it too !

Evil nurglejar is evil.
>> Anonymous
Find a bigger jar. Fill with more disgusting shit; lemons, blood, tears, sweat, urine, smegma, ass hairs,VAGINAl discharge, used tampons, etc. Then, place original jar in that jar. Marinate for three to five years.

You should also go dumpster diving.
>> Anonymous
>>76647143
Enjoy reading the thread retard
"it's kept near my window in a closed box (to my side) and an open side to the window/sunlight, this is kept sealed as even the nail sized holes seep stench unmentionable."

The seal I keep it in is as air tight as possible, and the fans facing towards my ac exhaust which goes over the window helps that.

>>76647166
Yes, as long as I remember I'll post the progress of this horrid jar. Also timelapse video.
>> Anonymous
OPEN IT IN CINEMA
>> Anonymous
OP are you going for smell? Or crazy looking mold? Because the bacteria is whats making it smell like death, and more bacteria means less mold. If you want more mold, add some fruit or that spirolina. If you want nastier smell add more meat, beef broth (basically what microbiologists use to grow bacteria), and/or poop.
>> Anonymous
handcuff your mom to the bed when shes sleeping, and open it and place on the floor
>> Anonymous
>>76647540
THIS JUST IN, BOXES ARE NOT AIRTIGHT
>> Anonymous
>>76647555
I'd prefer both, but as I knew nothing about biology I guess I ended up with smell instead of mold. I hope that adding fruity jam will help it grow some, I'll try adding less bacteria things for a while.
>> LEEEROOOOOOOOY
>>76647120
youll become a superhero
>> Anonymous
My first post on /b/ actually, so yeah I'm a huge newfag, but this thread is so awsome so I though I'd share my personal experience with rotting stuff.

Once the power at our country went out and we have this huge monster to freezer out there filled with different shit I and my cousins caught fishing etc.

Anyway, then we got out there, and we opened that fucking freezer. The chicken and fish was defently worst, christfuck man. I don't know what the fish is called in English so if any swefag can help me out here, but the fish "gädda" which already are quite ugly by default had some wierd red/purple and blackish rotten "holes" on it. Most disqusting thing I've seen in my life, ever.

So, fish, go for fish that shit rots like nothing else.

Also, you just HAVE to chuck some of it in fancy cars!
>> Anonymous
>>76647120
sheer brilliance
>> Anonymous
>>76647553
Put some near the door. Then smash it in the middle of the room.
>> Anonymous
>>76647540


/r/ing new list, OP.

And what is your favorite suggestion in this thread, and also what do you plan on doing with it?
>> Anonymous
>>76647609

> handcuff your mom to the bed when shes sleeping, and open it and pour it all over her body
>> Anonymous
>>76647729
They are when they are made of pvc and caulking, I don't want to have to smell this shit, let alone worry about what it would do to my body. Now, there is the issue of it being drawn in through other open windows in my house.

My window is set up as such that, it's always open, the box is in between the ax exhaust and the window itself, it's a bitch to remove as I usually tape it up with duct tape. But beyond that, who cares! Death jar ahoy.
>> Anonymous
>>76647813
Has great idea. Put live goldfish in it and see what happens/how long it takes for them to dissolve.
>> Anonymous
jar needs some of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBpEbDn5vOk

(not rickroll)
>> Anonymous
>>76638115

Oh... my... god...

that is too cruel. I know, I'm not a good /b/tard, but seriously.
>> Anonymous
>>76647813

Northern pike.
>> Anonymous
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
>> Anonymous
>>76648182

Wonder if it'd get baleeted from jewtube.
>> Anonymous
Has anyone archived this shit? It also deserves an ED article.
>> Anonymous
>>76648182
meh, it'd be for a good cause
>> Anonymous
>>76648382

Seconding archive request, but ED is full of newfags and fail.
>> Anonymous
Seriously. Your animals/pets. In the fucking jar. Nao.