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Greedy Nigga Anonymous
It's an old 19-- something MoNeY BoX!

discuss
>> Anonymous
Where can I get one?
>> Anonymous
>>77623765
my parents sell those.
not even kidding.
>> Anonymous
>>77623765


i has one of those in my house...ill take a pic
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-097

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-097 is located in the director's office. Any personnel with clearance are welcome to deposit a coin.

Description: SCP-097 is an antique, iron-cast mechanical bank in the shape of an African-American stereotype (black face, big smiling red lips, large white teeth) that was popular with children around the turn of the 20th century. A right arm sticks out with an open palm, where any denomination of coin is placed and the arm pushed down, released, flipping the coin into the bank's "mouth".

If an American coin minted between 1865 to present is used with this device, anyone present can faintly hear the hum and music of old Negro spirituals for around thirty seconds. Any coin minted before 1865 will elicit screams interspersed with the cracking of whips and cursing, along with the sounds of a fire raging. Very rarely, these vintage coins will result in what sounds like voodoo chanting and singing.

>> Anonymous
i hate niggers
>> Anonymous
L-O-fucking-L
I'll buy it
>> Anonymous
>>77623853
Also, /x/, reporting in.
>> Anonymous
My life is not complete without that object
>> Anonymous
I want a Greedy Nigger Boy
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
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I want one.
>> Anonymous
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that is an orgasm of lulz right there