File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Hey /b/. i might be pregnant, How do I fix this problem?
>> Anonymous
you give birth
>> Anonymous
>>80833617
Ding
>> Anonymous
FALCON PUNCH!
>> Anonymous
Wire Clothes Hanger
NEXT!
>> Anonymous
>>80833689
this
>> Anonymous
JESUS CHRIST, IF THAT IS WHAT YOUR CHILD IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE, ABORT, ABORT!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
just kill your self already
>> Anonymous
/r/ing the story that goes with that pic
>> Anonymous
falcon punch?
>> Anonymous
>>80834219

Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, over 9000 persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173
>> Anonymous
>>80834691

godamnit, beat me to it.

so hard to find these things when i dont know the name or number, but this is actually the first scp i ever read.
>> Anonymous
It was the first scp ever, it is marked as original in the list.
>> Anonymous
keep your legs closed
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
what exactly are these scp things?
>> Anonymous
>>80836144
Wiki, Motherfucker. Do you use it?
>> Anonymous
>>80834691
Ohh this brings memories
>> Anonymous
>>80833563
stairs... get kicked down a flight
>> Anonymous
DO A BARREL ROLL
>> Anonymous
put a pistol to the womb and pull the trigger.
>> Anonymous
>>80836651

You mean an abortion slide?
>> Anonymous
Mysoprostol. But try not to overdose cause it'll make you bleed internally to death if you do.
>> Anonymous
men cant get pregnant

op is a troll
>> Anonymous
>>80834691
First one I read. It was about a year ago.
I was freaked out.
Now it's normal to see.
/r/ing terms of search so I can Wiki the full list?
>> Anonymous
>>80837014
of course, if you don't have the slide at home, go to a friends, or a public place... watching people scream and run when blood starts coming out is always like being at an amusement park
>> Anonymous
>>80837304
HOLY SHIT, I'm a dumb ass.
Just noticed the Wiki link on your post.
Heh,
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>80834691
/r/ing the thread from yesterday that comes with the pic...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
<--- this
>> Anonymous
>>80833563
falcon punch... duh?
>> Anonymous
An hero.
>> Anonymous
shmoshmortion
>> Anonymous
>>80837862
took the words right out of my mouth.
>> Anonymous
>>80837739
knew it was coming... and wasn't even that nerve racking... fail gif is fail
>> Anonymous
>>80837739
>>80837739
>>80837739
>>80837739
>>80837739

faggot