File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
/b/, keep an eye on this. I need to go to the store.
>> Anonymous
Alright? Okay, just..backing up. For the sake of us all /b/, don't. blink.
>> Anonymous
I NEED TO BLINK SOMEONE COVER ME
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
....
>> Anonymous
what if we put a camera in the room and have a tv screen in times square show whatever is going on? plenty of people could keep an eye on him that way
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81154077
. . . .
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hey what's that over there?
>> Anonymous
AAAAAAH, dirt in my Eye!


*crack*
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81154265
>> Anonymous
Fuck, I'm getting hard. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on it for you... you can take your time at the store.
>> Anonymous
>>81154077
They've tried. It dosen't work. Once somebody takes they're eyes off of it, BAM! Snaps your neck before you can say The Game.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
. . . . . .
>> Anonymous
>>81154305
JESUS CHRIST ITS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, over 9000 persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
O SHI-
>> Anonymous
link to the creepypasta?
>> Anonymous
It just wants a hug...
>> Anonymous
>>81154454
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/what-s-new

Though, no other SCP is as creepy as the original. But I think that's only because of the image.
>> Anonymous
>>81154484
Of course it does. It wants to hug your Medula Ablengadda until it pops like a chilled grape.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81154410
>> Anon
So, what is this pseudo-creepypasta supposed to be? no bricks were EVER shat from this.
>> Anonymous
SHIT SHIT I GOTTA BLINK, COVER ME
>> Anonymous
>>81154447
Well played.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81154630
>> Anon
>>81154383
YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
>> Anonymous
dont worry i got my eyes locked on this ugly mother fucker
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81154797
>> Anon
>>81154630
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHERE THE FUCK IS I-URK!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
. . . .
>> Anonymous
I lol'd heartily at SCP-1584
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1584
>> Anonymous
>>81155232
That made me happy in real life. Thank you, Anon.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81155232
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
. . . . .
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81155980
>> Anonymous
Hey /b/ i'm back! So, did it behave?
>> Anonymous
AHH FUCK ITS MORPHED
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81156594
>> Anonymous
I'm blinking one eye at a time. WHAT NOW YOU FUCKER. TRY AND GET ME, YOU BITCH BASTARD! Uh oh... sneeze... coming...on... must... resisACH-URK
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81156765
>> Anonymous
>>81153200
I...I...I don't want to...
>> Anonymous
God damn it /b/, it's killed over 9000 people. You did better than I thought though, so in return. A surprise loli picture! Ready?
>> Anonymous
>>81154657
>>81154657
>>81154657
>>81154657
>>81154592
>>81154592
>>81154592


http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-847

Oh really? THIS one made me shit my pants as I sat reading it in the dark... alone...AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous
kitty
>> Anonymous
>>81154620
oblongota (2 t's?)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Here you go.
>> Anonymous
>>81157902

Oh fuck you. WAIT, I TOOK MY EYES OF OF THE THING, WHERE THE FUC
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
. . . . . .
>> Anonymous
>>81158556
>>81158556
>>81158556

Hay guyz what are we doing in here. GUYZ? WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME! STOP LOOKING AT THAT STUPID STATUE OVER THERE! I'm trying to talk to you!
>> Anonymous
shit guys. D:
>> Anonymous
I know what will get your attention!!!1
>> Anonymous
>>81159863
>>81159863

STFU! It'll kill us all NOOB.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81160337
>> Anonymous
>>81160700

oh... shi
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
. . . .
>> Anonymous
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>81162083
>> Anonymous
>>81162509
This death is taking too fucking long. :(
>> Anonymous
wat
>> Anonymous
I read this one once alone in the dark

What I didn't know about the particular page was that there was an illustration at the bottom. Every line of text went one at a time so you scrolled down pretty fast. When I reached the end /b/, I almost shit my pants
>> Anonymous
>>81165222
wat