File :-(, x, )
Anonymous
Alright Doctors, let's see if we can find the Cancer killing /b/
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
could be a carcinoma
>> Anonymous
I found you, OP.
>> Anonymous
differential diagnosis, go.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It's Lupus
>> Anonymous
>>83832567

got it here
>> Anonymous
well since /b/ is the asshole of the internet its most likely prostate cancer
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
guys do you mind? I'm trying to steal this microscope.
>> Anonymous
>>83832774

It's never lupus. Do a LP and check the spinal fluids, if they show up negative, do an MRI.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I don't see any prostate cancer.
What causes cancer but no neoplasms show on a CT or bloodwork? CBC, WCC and Hematocrit, go.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
MRI came up negative
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I concur, it's never lupus
>> Anonymous
Hallucinations, seizures, and delusions all point towards a neurlogical problem.

Do and MRI to look for a Cerebral tumor.
>> Anonymous
just a wild guess but how about AIDS...yeah i know it is a dead horse but all the symptoms fit plus we have a nigger here stealing our microscopes
>> Anonymous
>>83832969

You don't see the prostate cancer because you're looking in the brain. Toss the patient to Dr. Wilson
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hey cool! Grey's Anatomy thread!!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
posting in a fucking EPIC thread
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
If you don't find this cancer, I'm pulling the plug
>> Anonymous
LUPUS
>> Anonymous
>>83833034

Shit, well what explains the brain hemorage? If the MRI didn't catch anything for that, looks like we'll have to... TEST FOR LUPUS!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I think it could be an Upper Motor Neuron Lesion. i mean, to me it makes sense.
>> Anonymous
Continue, PLEASE
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Look at this cancer /b/, it's fucking sick
>> Anonymous
32chan.org
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
What about sarcoidosis? or a granuloma?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
we're gonna go break into the internet and see if we can find anything. we're taking our nigger with us.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
wtf guise how do i get to white castle
>> Anonymous
toasting some epic bread
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It could be Lupus...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It's because I never show my tits.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Nothing fits. So...
Wrong, try again.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
While they're away... I'm in ya pharmacy stealin ur vicodinz!!!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Prepare /b/, if we can't find it, then I'm going in.

Wish me luck
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It's polio. I've seen it before!
>> Anonymous
i bet its lupus. its always lupus
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Let's have a look...Damn. Newfagitis.
>> Anonymous
>>83833350
but the upper motor neuron lesion does not explain the high lymphocyte count or the outrageous histamine levels. this is clearly an infection or of autoimmune nature
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
13: It could be terrorist or drug related.
Kuthner: Is that directed at my role as Kumar and bit part on 24?
13: Yes. Now look at my boobies.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
We're gonna need a surgeon to get that cancer out
Right guyz?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
We meet again, House!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Not your normal strain of newfagitis. Meningococal Newfagitis. This shit kills.
>> dr. johnathon crane
     File :-(, x)
>>83833812
its not polio, its exposure to high levels of fail thats contanimating /b/s bloodstream
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Thirteen's boobs.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Oh, hai guise
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83833812
No, you are WRONG
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
don't bring it .. COXY... i' have /b/lackup this time.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Did somebody call a... oh, you mean that other guy. I'll be over with Belle De Jour.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hey. Im a little bit late. Did I miss anything?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
What if it's Lupus?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
RAWR MY NAME IS CANCER AND I AM A SERIAL KILLERS!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
You better find this cancer....
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
IT'S LUPUS !!!
>> -r!0t !tlsxySLVy6
     File :-(, x)
PLEASE SAVE ME DOCTOR
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
This is Madness...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Immunoglobulin deficiency?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I caught this nigger trying to steal microscopes again. maybe he slipped AIDS into the bloodbank.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83834261
Bring it on, cripple
>> Anonymous
>>83834111
If it was environmental having /b/ here would have cleared the symptoms by now.

How about Neurotoxins?
We should do a full tox screen.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Why does it have to be me?
What did I do to you humans???
>> Anonymous
IT HAS TO BE LUPUS!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Neurogenic bladder isn't causing the pain.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hey guys can i join too?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
it's me faggots
>> Anonymous
hey /b/.
I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 years. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags".
Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power.
Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious
business.

I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today:
A place of internet tough and cool guys trying to impress each other. It's pathetic.

/b/ is an image board. It's not a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't
part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts,
nothing more.

558520369223030
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83834771
no you nerd
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83834111

Would you like to see my mask?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Hey, did someone call for an Oncologist?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Consult the Neurosurgeon.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Tox screen will take a few hours
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It's Lachmann's granuloma. You have your autoimmune AND your cancer.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Doctor, I don't like this new Nurses outfit, but even though I'm a nurse I have a theory.

What if it is the cancer that is keeping /b/ alive? What if it requires the cancer, it feeds on the cancer, for without the cancer, than /b/ would be nothing. I suggest maybe that the cancer is actually the life support behind /b/ and that the cancer is in fact too dug in to be removed. In fact one could say, that the cancer is needed to keep one knowing what was fresh and new from /b/.
>> C?ligvl? !D/8AYbw6s.
Everyone knows /b/ has paraneoplalastic syndrome.
>> Anonymous
>>83834807
WHAT GAME IS THAT DOG FROM AGAIN?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
brb golf
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hey /b/ how's yourPENIS?
>> Anonymous
>>83835151
I just lost the game
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Check the x-ray, I am pretty positive it is a carpal tunnel syndrome from a chronic overdose of fapping.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Marijuana explains the high carboxy, the cloudy lungs, and the happiness.
>> dr. johnathon crane
     File :-(, x)
>>83834659
i highly doubt it, one sitting in a failfree zone could not possibly crear up sympthoms, i say start him on a round of broad spectrum antibiotics, just to be safe
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Nigger: Hey Gais, anybody wanna buy a Microscope I stole from House?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
that can't be right beacuase is a girl
run the test again
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
The abdominal series showed no evidence of obstruction
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I think we need to amputate at the leg.
>> Anonymous
>>83835151
Jet Force Gemini
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Will this help you concentrate?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It's headcrab flu.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I agree, prostate cancer from epic fapping surely is to blame. all the systems invovled are the only ones i use on /b/
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
We checked her lungs, they're clean.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83836170

But isn't fapping reported to reduce the risk of prostate cancer, rather than increase it?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
What if the clear arteriogram is significant?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
We've found it /b/, it was definately in the prostate
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>83835816
>>83834031
>>83834320
>>83834618
>>83834863
>>83835254

Maybe the cancer is from from the Scrubs fags who apparently need to infect their shit on unrelated threads.
>> Anonymous
>>83836543
win
>> dr. johnathon crane
hows the antibiotic treatment going
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Let's test that theory. Begin fapping now.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I'm suing you for malpractice, House!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83836412

but on Meth it isn't...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Okay, what causes rage, headaches, personality disorder and hypogonadism?
>> Anonymous
>>83836543
>>83836513
>>83836462
>>83836412
>>83836244
>>83836170
>>83836115
>>83836092
>>83836074
>>83836046
>>83835874
>>83835872
>>83835816
>>83835649
>>83835614
>>83835487
>>83835412
>>83835254
>>83835239
>>83835151
>>83835128

This is where the fail begins.

Fucking fail.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
>>83836543
>>83836543

Jet Force Gemeni
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hai gais can we help too?
>> Anonymous
hey /b/.
I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 years. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags".
Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power.
Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious
business.

I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today:
A place of internet tough and cool guys trying to impress each other. It's pathetic.

/b/ is an image board. It's not a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't
part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts,
nothing more.

518669616870900
>> C?ligvl? !D/8AYbw6s.
The dirtymags are in the bottom right drawer of the desk.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83832567
its baby lupus
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
You have 20 seconds to diagnose.
>> Anonymous
>>83837007

I dont' care. YOU ARE A SUCK
>> dr. johnathon crane
     File :-(, x)
>>83836893
have you not herd of the phrase, "too many cooks spoil the broth"? GTFO
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Clearly, it's melancholia
>> Anonymous
If the problems are at my heart, why did that other doctor look at myPENIS?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
is faping
lets now fix the problem
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83832774

Oh hey.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
brt
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83837521
Ok, team's all here. We can begin the procedure.
>> Anonymous
MyVAGINA's tingling. Is that normal?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Lupus?

I don't buy it, Sam
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
listeriosis cures cancer
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Let's ask mr owl:
Mr Owl, how many ITT's does it take to get to the center of the cancer?
Mr Owl: The World may never know.
>> Anonymous
And my lupus is killing me. Could this test cause that stuff?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83837736

oh SHI--
>> Anonymous
hey /b/.
I've been lurking on /b/ for about 4 years. Back before there were "oldfags" and "newfags".
Back before /b/ became a place for angry teenagers to get a sense of belonging and power.
Back before there were any of these Fight-club style rules. Back before /b/ was serious
business.

I look at /b/ now, and it has become what ebaumsworld was back then - and is still like today:
A place of internet tough and cool guys trying to impress each other. It's pathetic.

/b/ is an image board. It's not a place to act cool, tough or desensitized. You aren't
part of a gang. You aren't part of an army. /b/ is for funny and random pictures and posts,
nothing more.

911004092438797
>> Anonymous
>>83836893

No you cunts fuck off
>> Anonymous
RAID!

www.thisismason.com

Live NOW

Or simply call him 818-574-7033 be sure to ask if he's having a Happy fat nigger day.

Go, Go, Go!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Uh, what about a spinal cord lesion?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83837716


Feels normal to me!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
...
>> Anonymous
the cancer is slowly targeting all of the major organs although only the liver and kidneys have failed so far I predict that in time it will spread to the lungs and heart and eventually to the brain
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Anoxia? that could account for the surge in retardation.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Wake me when they've done an exploratory laparotomy.
>> Anonymous
somebody cap this...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
found.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
oc
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Screen Capped. Now, Where was I ? Oh yeah, what about Goatsee Syndrome? I've read about that once somewhere.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hang on House, there may be problem.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It'sNNNNNNNNG
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83838281

Done.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
i knowed fap sydrome
anymore ideas?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>83838671

hahaha
>> Diagnosis Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
what if its too-mainstream syndrome?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
House, this is just distracting you.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Your all liars.
>> Anonymous
>>83838972

You've cracked it.

Now strip; it shall please me.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83838997
no its not...what?
>> Anonymous
WOOOooooo, 13 has lesbian sex this season!
>> Anonymous
>>83838972
soooo hot, i wanna finger her :3
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
what if the cancer is in our asses? quick, everyone jam a finger up there and root around for cancer.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
DO IT FAGGOT!!!
>> Anonymous
r we evar gonna see cuddys titties? :( i wanna fuck her so badly.
>> Anonymous
tumor on the thyroid
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
dr cox, you're scaring me.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83839252
>>83839196
its extremely contagious
>> Anonymous
EHEHEHEHEHE....EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NYAHAHAHA-HEHEHEHEHE! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA
>> Anonymous
>>83839252
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hR4CvWNaW0
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Quick Dr. Wilson, check my tonsils with your tongue to see if there are any tumors!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It must be a negrological problem.
>> Anonymous
A CURE IS DISCOVERED:

Item #: SCP-500

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-500 must be stored in a cool and dry place away from bright light. SCP-500 is only allowed to be accessed by personnel with level 4 security clearance to prevent misapplication.

Description:

SCP-500 is a small plastic can which at the time of writing contains fifty-nine red pills. One pill, when taken orally, effectively cures the subject of all diseases within over 9000 hours, exact time depending on the severity and amount of the subject's conditions. Despite extensive trials, all attempts at synthesizing more of what is thought to be the active ingredient of SCP-500 have been unsuccessful.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I have a pic of Cameron's tits I'm just too lazy to find it
>> dr. johnathon crane
     File :-(, x)
>>83839540
SHIT! hes od-ing get a crash cart now!
>> Anonymous
>>83839680
ill give you 100 internets
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
RULE 34
>> Anonymous
>>83833958
stopped being funny here
>> Anonymous
>>83839252

>soooo hot, i wanna finger her :3
> :3

i think we've managed to find the cancer's origin
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
toooo... much... druuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs...

>>83833350
Wait, Wilson why are you dressed up? Did you have another date?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
STFU
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Lack of tits, that's your cancer
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83840182
case solved
>> Anonymous
guise, i'm so hungry..i haven't eaten anything in almost 40 hours and even then it was just tw­o chicken wings...fuck, i'm going...i can see teh lite...
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Well, being an oncologist, I believe the answer is overdose on memes.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83840351
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
It's not lupus. Trust doctor House
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
FUCK!!!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hai guyz which is the treatment?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83840758
we done our work this week.
see ya on monday
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
OP here, what started out as a thread for possible epic, quickly became infected with cancer. and it's metastatic and terminal. Goodnight Sweet /b/.
>> Dr. Cox
     File :-(, x)
>>83841087
Well sure, why not. Lets have all the fake, private practise wannabe quacks leave the room right now.

Now that that's over with, how about you wastes of oxygen all start doing something useful like....Oh GEE, I dunno.......Curing the patient?
>> Anonymous
>>83834235
You sir, are a cool person.
>>83834272
Where the hell is Moche de Nuit ?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
hahahaha I already know what it is but I'm not telling you guys.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
Don't mind me gais! On my way to Pg 10!
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>>83841541

Ready 4 surgery here
>> Anonymous
Guys, sorry I'm late to the thread

did we already explore the "Lupus" option?
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
I'm gonna try to shock /b/ back... oldfags, hand me the paddles, set to 360 joules, CLEAR!!! *zap* LIVE /b/!!!!!! LIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>83842464
read the whole first half of this thread when it was funny.
really did stop being funny here>>83833958
>> Anonymous
Scrubs and the other medical series are the cancers killing this thread. Fuck Scrubs.
>> Anonymous
>>83833958
>>83842757

samefag.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
we should do a house thread every week!!
>> Anonymous
>>83843045
Good work detective dipshit. yeah, they were both me. I'm also the OP, so I have a vested interest in my thread.