File :-(, x, )
Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you. You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear, and notice he is much closer to you now. You then drop the phone in shock.
There are no footprints in the snow. It's his reflection.
>> Anonymous
I put on my hat and wizard's robe.
>> Anonymous
THEN WHO WAS PHONE
>> Anonymous
i'd tap that ass
>> Anonymous
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>Reflection
>> Anonymous
I fart in his general direction.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
before he came that close I would be alerted by my guard cat
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
I am Thomas's reflection. Every morning, he rises from sleep and walks into the bathroom. …and he makes faces. I am so tired of the faces. He makes them for at least half an hour. Mocking, ridiculous faces. I have no choice but to mimic his every action, although inside I am seething with anger. He does this every day… well, USED to. One morning he awoke as usual, and entered the bathroom. On this particular morning, against his will, he picked up a pair of scissors. On this particular morning, against his will, he gripped those scissors tightly in his fist. …on this particular morning, entirely against his will, he plunged those scissors directly into his right eye. Thomas screamed, and screamed. I screamed and screamed too - with one difference. I can't mimic his pain. Just his face.
>> Anonymous
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I'd light myself on fire.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
2006. Leavenworth, Kansas.
When I was fourteen, my mother and father were divorced, and I went to live with my mother and a man she supposedly fell in love with several years ago. We searched for a house for all three of us to live in, and eventually found the perfect house. A few months later, after finding out that my dad had Cancer, my mom went, engaged to this man living with us, to the very hospital and stayED with my father for about a week, leaving me to tend to myself as I remained in the basement, wasting my time on the computer. It was late, around midnight if I recall correctly, and the man living with us went off to bed, turning off every light in the house, except for the computer room in the basement. During this time we had one dog and one cat. I can't remember exactly where the dog was, but the cat was downstairs with me, doing what cats do, I guess. While typing away on the computer, it occurred to me, after several minutes had passed, my cat had been staring at the door, which was left wide open, for a long time. Her ears appeared to be pinned against the back of her head and I finally noticed her faint growling. Thinking that it was the dog, I turned around and called for her, only then to notice something that took me completely by surprise. The door that leads up to the second floor was left wide open. Infront of it, taking the size of a three or four year old, was this ominous being, made of shadow. As chills ran down my spine and fear completely took over my body, I watched this unearthly 'thing' with what little time I had, I absorbed any features possible, noting that it had small, beady eyes that were yellow, and this 'thing' had black tendrils on top of it's head, and on the sides of it's body, which didn't exactly have a 'shape'.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Whatever this thing was, it reacted quickly and hid by leaping over to the stairs, making it partially visable to my view. Then, I noticed that it leaned over and peeked through the wall that hid it, quickly pulling away as it knew I was still watching. To this very day I don't know how, but I managed to muster up enough courage and quickly ran to the computer room's door, slamming and locking it. An hour later, I ran through the whole house, turning on every light possible, except for my mom's bedroom, and I went to bed with the light on. I didn't bother looking for the dog, and I never told the man about this strange occurrence. I just went into my room and crawled into bed. Jesus Christ. I don't know how I fell asleep. But I did.
Seriously, whatever the Hell that thing was, it was watching me. I didn't think that I'd get ever get over it. But I guess I calmed down after a while… A week later, after staying the night at my brothers house, I was bored and decided to look this thing up. Oddly enough, what I saw that night matched the description of what most people call a 'Shadow Being'. That scared the living Hell out of me, and I knew, without a doubt, that it was not my imagination that created this thing. Ever since, I hated that house. That perfect house was no longer my home. I'm honestly surprised that I still stayed in that house, unfortunately, I didn't have much of a choice. But I never saw the Shadow Being again. Never. Still, I was afraid. Thankfully three months after, mom and I moved back in with my dad and the man living with us eventually moved away, and our so called dream home was up for sale. Probably still is. Everything's fine now, but I still have nightmares of the Shadow Being from time to time. Sometimes, it feels like it's watching me whenever I'm alone. I was never really afraid of the dark until then. Now, I hate looking into the darkness.
The darkness could be looking back at me.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
The Church of the Broken God

Shortly after the discovery and containment of SCP-882, several members of this "church" came forward and demanded the return of "the heart of god". Lead by one Robert Bumaro, they are a group of zealots, believing many of the SCP items to be parts of a "god" that was broken after the creation of the universe. By restoring it to it's whole state, they will also gain godhood.

They are extremely hostile to Foundation operatives, branding them "heretics", and will attempt to kill operatives and break containment of SCP items. It is unknown how they are able to detect these items, but they have shown their ability to do so with frightening accuracy. In addition, they have shown a remarkable ability to resist the mental effects of SCP items, notably SCP-882 and it's "mental lure".

The Church is viewed as a threat to both the Foundation and SCP. Members are to be detained by force, or eliminated by whatever means deemed necessary by Foundation agents.
>> Moo !XBOXgikTFw
D, DR, R, KICK!
>> Anonymous
ok
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Special Containment Procedures:

Object #882 is to be kept in a fluid environment at all times, consisting of no less than 40% seawater. Object is to be kept suspended by non-metallic means, currently cotton fiber line that is to be changed daily. Object is also to be checked daily for any signs of rust flaking. If any part of SCP-882 appears uncoated with rust, it must immediately be immersed in a 100% seawater solution. Water must be taken directly from the ocean. Reduce concentration only when the object is again coated in rust.

No metal may be placed in containment area. Only organic materials are allowed in containment area, and any contact with SCP-882 requires the use of thick cotton gloves. Any metal making contact with it is to be heat-severed, melted down and kept immersed in 100% seawater in a separate area.

Any auditory issues reported by staff must be reported immediately, and affected personnel must submit to a full psychological examination and, depending on results, either transfer to another facility or permanent containment at [EXPUNGED].

Description:
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
SCP-882 was recovered from a location at the north-east coast of Banks Island. Area was barren of all metal and metallic ore in a one mile radius. SCP-882 was found at the geometric center of the area. SCP-882 had become submerged in seawater at the time of discovery. A small town was found nearby, abandoned for several years. SCP-882 was removed, and shortly started to flake off rust, causing the varied parts to begin motion. After several accidents, SCP-882 was cut down and contained on site.

SCP-882 appears to be a random assembly of gears, cables, pulleys, screws and belts, all made of a amalgam of various metals. Object's size at time of recovery was approximately eighty-seven cubic meters. Current size is approximately twelve cubic meters. SCP-882 rusts quickly in seawater. No identifiable energy source has been found, but all components will begin to move if not coated in rust. SCP-882 is completely silent at all times, no matter what level of activity SCP-882 reaches.

Any metal touching the object will become permanently affixed to it, and over a period of a few days becomes a new part of the object. Organic matter remains unaffected. SCP-882 is extremely resilient, with tensile strength and toughness above those of aircraft grade titanium alloy by weight, even though its composition appears to be a random alloy of iron, tin, gold and other metals, some as of yet unidentified. Extreme, focused heat must be applied over several hours to cut even a small portion free of the main assembly.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Persons remaining in the vicinity of the object for prolonged periods have developed auditory hallucinations while near the object, mainly the sound of grinding and clicking. The sound intensifies, and is abated only by throwing metal into the object. Subjects in advanced states of psychosis have thrown themselves into the object, resulting in almost instant death by crushing. The body is often drawn in, and impossible to recover.

Note: SCP-882 is not to be brought into the vicinity of SCP-271.
>> Anonymous
moar!
>> Anonymous
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>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
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Item #: SCP-264

Object Class: Safe/Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-264 is to be contained in a 16 by 16 meter room of standard reinforcement. Two guards are to be stationed outside of room at all times, circulated every twenty-four hours. Room is to be monitored every day for a minimum of two hours. SCP-264 requires no nourishment of any type. No support necessary; SCP-294 suspends itself through unknown source of levitation.

Note: As of ??/??/200?, only Agents ???? ???????, ?????? ????? [DECEASED], ????? ??????, and Dr. ?????? ???? are permitted to visit SCP- 264. Failure to comply will result in reassignment, pending transgressors condition [See Addendum 264-01]. SCP-264 has noted previously some attachment to the aforementioned agents, as they were part of the team to originally discovered [DATA EXPUNGED]. In addition, both Agents ???? ??????? and ????? ?????? were on location during [DATA EXPUNGED]. Suggest keeping them on-site until further notice. -Dr. Carnival

Subject Description:
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Dozens of carved statues are placed on the structure, in the resemblance of men, women, children and in a few cases, animals. Statues are unable to be removed, although appear to go about the standard activities of any tribal culture when not being viewed, directly.

The structure and skeleton seem to either have been mounted upon, or are part of, a hemisphere composed of what appears to be the same unknown metal. Hemisphere measures in at just over one meter in diameter. The edge of the hemisphere is lined with evenly spaced spikes about an inch in length. Several of the statues have been seen interacting with the sphere in various ways, and seem to be aware of its existence. The back side of the hemisphere is covered in carvings of several languages, including Arabic, Hebrew, German, and ???????. Translation of the ??????? language suspended indefinitely due to [[DATA EXPUNGED]] [See Addendum 264-02]].

SCP-264 is sentient. It communicates through several non-verbal forms, including Japanese, Taiwanese, Korean sign language, and Morse code. It is most frequently recorded communicating through writing, however, and has been noted writing in nearly every language currently discovered, including the ??????? language. On rare occasions, a designated statue will speak for the SCP; there are only two recorded instances of this happening since its discovery.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Subject refers to itself as "The Guardian", and refers to the carved statues as separate entities. SCP-264 claims to be the creator of the statues and the structure they "live" in. The statues appear to be aware of "The Guardian's" existence, as they have been observed retrieving several objects from the interior of the hemisphere, where it is presumed the structure expands. Objects retrieved from the interior include a stick of charcoal, papyrus, SCP-??, and a small semi-transparent marble of [DATA EXPUNGED] which was presented to Agent ?????? by one of the statuettes.

How SCP-264 is capable of communicating with its "subjects" is currently unknown, as neither it nor the statues emit any form of psychic read-out. However, SCP has alluded to having abilities of precognition. Taken from Interview 264a:
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
SCP-264: I saw what would happen to the doctor as easily as you see me and my people now.
Dr. Carnival: How exactly did you manage to do that?
SCP-264: I trace the threads of Fate.

SCP-264 refused to elaborate on what it ment. However it can be assumed that through some force unknown, SCP-264 is able to view the path a person may take through the course of their life.

SCP-264 has proved to have knowledge of several other SCPs currently obtained, including SCP-035, SCP-???, and SCP-??? [see Interview 264a].

Addendum 264-01: Due to the actions on 06/10/20??, in which Dr. ?????, and the civilian ??? ????? [DATA EXPUNGED], SCP-264 will allow only the aforementioned agents to converse with it. Following the [DATA EXPUNGED], Dr. ?? entered SCP-264s cell to perform several experiments with one of the statues. At 0200, [DATA EXPUNGED]. Several hours later a previously unseen statue was viewed emerging from the doorway located at SCP-264s center. Close-up image proved the statue to be in the likeness of Dr. ??.

>> ­
moar
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
I can remember being incredibly self-conscious about them, hiding them in my pockets under books and bags. The kids at school never said anything to my face, but I knew they were laughing behind my back.

I remember asking my parents to take me to the doctor, to get them checked out. The growths on my hands seemed to be the elephant in the room back then, since they’d just say I was fine and change the subject. But I knew better.

I had tried to remove them as a child, but without avail. Scissors, knives, potato peelers; trying to cut or scrape them off was always a lost cause because I couldn’t continue once the pain kicked in.

But today was different. It’s amazing how numb you can get with a couple of tourniquets and a bottle of Jack Daniels. I was originally planning to use a sharp knife, but figured that trying to slice through the tough flesh of the growths would be too arduous in my drunken state. I opted for the slightly more technological plan B.

I had to hurry though. I was already pretty light-headed and was starting to feel dizzy. My hands and forearms, nearly blue from the lack of circulation, couldn’t wait much longer either. The whirring of the blender helped to put me in a sort of trance–ready to do what I had wanted to do since I first looked down at my strange deformities.

I shoved my left hand in first. The immediate sensation of sharp blades slicing through flesh was jarring, but I was surprised at how well the alcohol was working–I expected it to hurt more. I could hear the sharp metal churning and cutting, working perfectly as planned. I pressed my hand down harder. All those bad memories, all of the embarrassment–all of those horrible things were now nothing more than a thick red pulp.

Breaking from the feelings of ecstasy, I pulled out before the blades hit knuckle. I smiled, taking a good look at my new hand. As for the growths–well, five down, and five to go.
>> Anonymous
>>91313641
>Object's size at time of recovery was approximately eighty-seven cubic meters. Current size is approximately twelve cubic meters
>Any metal touching the object will become permanently affixed to it, and over a period of a few days becomes a new part of the object.

DOES NOT COMPUTE
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Item #: SCP-061

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The computers hosting SCP-061 are to be kept under militarized containment lock down at Sector-over 9000. Armed guards are to remain present outside containment to confirm the identities of those attempting to log in to LAN-061 (Local-Area-Network hosting SCP-061). These armed guards are selected for their complete lack of hearing.

LAN-061 is contained within a single research lab surrounded with noise canceling vacuum insulation. Computer servers of LAN-061 are lined with PE-4 explosive which will be detonated remotely should a user attempting to access LAN-061 fail three consecutive times at log in or if LAN-061 detects the existence of a WAN, such as the Internet or program code resembling that of SCP-1006. The SCP-061 program is to have no contact with any other program resembling artificial intelligence or sentience.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Description: Though not an actual object, SCP-061 is an acoustic computer program being developed by SCP researchers with the intent of producing successful countermeasures to similar programs being developed by governments and individuals around the world. Inspired by research on SCP-1003, SCP Command saw both the potential and harm in the ability to control the brain functions of other human beings. Laymen understand that music can illicit certain emotions and memories or various sounds can illicit fear and excitement by simply being heard. Governments around the world have been attempting to expand on that premise for decades though SCP research is the first to breakthrough on eliciting responses on higher mind activities.

Parts of the brain affected by the SCP-061 program differ from those stimulated by SCP-1003 or by subliminal messaging. Instead of acting on parts of the brain that are thought to be in control of the subconscious, acoustic frequencies produces by the SCP-061 program intercept conscious thoughts as they are produced and replaces them. Instead of a suggestion, it has been found that the human hearing center bisects the conscious thinking mind of the frontal lobe, with the motor control cortical homunculus of the brain.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
A baseline rhythm "convinces" the rest of the brain that the conscious mind is "asleep" and effectively stops conscious thought from continuing to the rest of the brain. In return, the frontal lobe experiences a "pause" that resembles the psychological effects of anesthesia. Acoustic codes developed by the SCP-061 program are interpreted by motor centers in the brain as conscious instructions and the subject typically acts accordingly. (See Addendum-01)

Subjects will normally have a "blank" facial expression while under the influence of the program. They are none responsive to attempts at conversation and express no desires, such as hunger or interest in sexual advances. Though all commands are followed without question, the affects of the auditory control cease once the subject is no longer able to hear the program. Most test subjects report being unable to remember the actions they performed while under control, but a few have experienced the effect of "watching helplessly" as their body acted against their will.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
The intent of such research is to discover ways to counteract the affects of auditory mind control, however only two methods of countermeasures have proven successful as of yet. One, the subject's hearing is impaired so that the individual can no longer hear the program, either by covering the ear or deafening the subject. Two, the program itself sends a coded instruction to the hearing center of the brain, permanently shutting it down. Though the ear continues to hear, there has been no progress in finding proper code to "reboot" the hearing center of the brain.

Addendum-01: All subjects are placed under auditory control, issued a coded auditory command and then monitored.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
* Subject— 4402F
o Command: [Sleep]
o Response: Subject curled up into a fetal position on the floor and her brain began emitting alpha waves associated with sleep. Her eyes remained wide open in the typical "blank/empty" expression associated with controlled subjects, however her eyes twitched rapidly in ways associated with R.E.M. sleep.

* Subject— 4427M
o Command: [Run on treadmill]
o Response: Subject mounted treadmill and then proceeded to run, subject did not turn on the treadmill resulting in the subject impacting the control platform. Subject repeated this until the [Stop] command was issued. Note: more detailed commands are advised for task oriented commands.

* Subject— 4427M
o Command: [Turn treadmill on; Run on treadmill]
o Response: Subjected turned on tread mill to the maximum speed, mounted and attempted to run before being ejected off the conveyor belt. Subject repeatedly attempted to turn on the treadmill to a random speed and run on it with various outcomes. Note: more detailed commands are advised for task oriented commands.

* Subject— 4427M
o Command: [Turn on treadmill to jogging speed; Jog on treadmill]
o Response: Subject successfully jogged on treadmill till [Stop] command was issued, which resulted in subject being ejected off the conveyor belt. Note: Subjects should be in a safe neutral position before [Stop] commands are issued.
>> Anon !A0Ogxq.0RQ
>>91314828

sauce plz...and moar...must have moar...what does scp stand for?
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
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Item #: SCP-296

Object Class:
Primary Object Classification: Euclid
Secondary Object Classification: Safe/Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
Armed Containment Site-03 has been in the process of reconstruction since discovery of SCP-296 in the geometric center of the destruction caused by enactment of Emergency Protocol XT-???? (refer to Document #1E-027, Addendum 1, viewable in SCP-027's case file). Re-installation of tactical thermonuclear devices in a primary perimeter between the established 100km quarantine perimeter and the exposed region of SCP-296 has also been initiated. As SCP-296 has already exhibited resilience in the face of annihilation-grade weaponry, it is suggested that the TTN devices be calibrated to deliver a high-yield, low-radius explosion so as to minimize damage to ACS-03's existing structures.
All personnel, agents and researchers assigned to SCP-296 must have no criminal background, prior to and during SCP service. Any incidents approximating criminal behavior, as well as suspicions of possible criminal behavior, are to be considered disqualification for assignment to duties directly relating to SCP-296.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
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Description:
Upon examination of the blast crater occupying ACS-03's previous location, a stone channel was discovered in the crater's geometric center. The stone is of an unknown composition, and was utterly unaffected by the detonations of the fail-safe devices utilized by Emergency Protocol XT-????. It is unknown whether the structure designated SCP-296 existed prior to the annihilation of ACS-03's previous installations. However, the contents of SCP-296's interior suggest it was somehow created in the explosion.
From the exterior, SCP-296's entry channel appears to simply be a set of carved, fitted stones arranged around a vertical, rectangular shaft. They extend into the ground for several feet before light simply ceases to penetrate and it enters into darkness.
Initial attempts to investigate followed standard procedure using Class D personnel. Each maintained contact for a few moments, then simply ceased to report back. After several personnel were lost in this manner, robotic surveillance was initiated, and revealed the presence of an amphitheater-type structure, around which were seated fifty-six (56) figures of similar appearance. Each was roughly humanoid and made of a substance similar at first glance to ice. Thermal scans indicated a variety of temperatures, varying from figure to figure, and most did not conform to temperatures low enough to support solidification of water.
Surveillance also discovered the remains of the Class D personnel. The deceased exhibited the following characteristics:
>> Anonymous
hoooooly fuck sauce on this shit
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Personnel A:) A was found beside a figure with cylindrical wounds extending through her skull- one each surrounding the previous location of each eye socket; one passing laterally through the skull and excising the ears and all associated organs; one excising the nose; one excising the mouth. Subjects skin had also been removed whole and rested beside the corpse- along with the cylinders of bone, flesh and viscera that had been removed from her skull, which rested atop the skin. Wounds confirmed to match those inflicted by Euclid Class SCP-???, confirmed to have been present at ACS-03 during initial installation's annihilation.
Personnel B:) B was found collapsed on the ground beside a second figure with what initially appeared to be total destruction of his skeletal system. Autopsy later revealed the complete liquefaction of all interior bodily systems. Damage confirmed to match those inflicted by Euclid Class SCP-???, also confirmed to have been present at ACS-03 during enactment of Emergency Protocol XT-????.Personnel C-G:) Personnel C-G were found beside a third figure. All five personnel occupied roughly the same space at different angles. Still technically collectively alive, the resulting recombinant creature was quite obviously both insane and irreparably crippled and was later terminated on-site. Analysis of records pertaining to Keter Class SCP-??? indicated conformity to exposure to it's exponential recombination effect. SCP-??? was also confirmed to have been contained within ACS-03 at time of annihilation.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
>>91316402http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com
>>91316080secure,contain,protect

Surveillance was forcibly terminated before further information could be gathered. The final image transferred by the robot was that of the figure beside the still-active form of Personnels C through G shattering and the form of SCP-??? appearing amidst its debris. 76 Class D personnel, 23 agents and 5 researchers were lost before sufficient information regarding SCP-??? could be dispatched to allow for the forced initiation of its hibernation cycle. SCP-??? has since been relocated to Armed Bio-Containment Area-14 and subjected to containment in following with its original procedures.
No further attempts to investigate SCP-296 have been made as of this time. Proposals for controlled systematic testing of each figure has been suggested by Dr. ?????? ?????????, but have been denied on the grounds that the risk of releasing SCP-???, although its presence within the amphitheater has yet to be confirmed, is too great.
>> Anonymous
WHERE IS THIS SHIT COMING FROM
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Addendum 296-1: Dr. ?????? ????????? has proposed that the SCP objects lost during the destruction of ACS-03's original facility were somehow repositioned within SCP-296's interior. The reason for this is unknown, as is the cause for their apparent containment within the ice figures. The theory is supported by the remarkable similarity between the number of SCP objects thought lost to the detonation and the number of figures within SCP-296; however, the inexplicable fifty-sixth figure poses the significant possibility of a threat. Further investigation is postponed.

Addendum 296-2: Dr. ?????? ????????? was discovered emerging from within the interior of SCP-296 on ??/??/200?. She was immediately apprehended and subjected to questioning, upon which several facts were made clear.
Dr. ?????? ????????? had, against policy, falsified entry documents and passed the security checkpoints necessary to investigate SCP-296's interior. Upon her entry, she reported she had an instant of feeling psychically violated, followed by immediate unconsciousness.
When she awoke, she claims one of the figures contacted her telepathically. She could not identify which one at that time, as there was no corresponding visible stimuli, but she insists it is the fifty-sixth figure- the additional figure not corresponding to an SCP object previously stored within ACS-03.
The figure communicated that it was known, in our language, as "Judgment." The Class D personnel initially admitted to its interior were found, as Dr. ?????? ????????? put it, "guilty," and were summarily executed by way of utilization of the SCP objects contained within the figures. It equated the figures to jail cells,
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
and implied the release of SCP-??? was analogous to early release for good behavior. She related that "Judge" will allow innocent personnel entry to the interior of SCP-296, but that it would be responsible for ultimate assignment of guilt- or lack of guilt- of the personnel itself.

Addendum 296-3: Communications between Dr. ?????? ?????????'s research team and "Judge" have revealed new information regarding the figures within SCP-296. They have compiled a list of the the SCP objects contained within SCP-296's figures- identical to ACS-03's original contents- as well as a "map" of the figures and their correlating objects. "Judge" has also supplied a number for each figure which he states corresponds to the number of "services" it must perform before release.
It is assumed that the services to which "Judge" refers are executions. As there is no way to know whether the information provided is accurate besides expending enough personnel to release the concerned object, further testing has been halted pending other possible detection methods.
It is to be noted that SCP-???'s tally is quite low. All personnel are to be reminded that under no circumstances are any personnel with suspected criminal behavioral patterns, past or present, are to be allowed access to SCP-296. Failure to adhere to this directive will result in termination for all parties involved. SCP-??? cannot be allowed to be released.
>> Anonymous
i turn around and offer to suck his cock..when he gives the surprised look that he should i will BITE HIS NIPPLE OFF
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Item #: SCP-947

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Zone labeled as SCP-947 has been evacuated under precept of radiological contamination. Five charges of 10 kilograms of plutonium were buried with a 25 kilometer radius of ground zero to create said activity should there be investigation by a civilian science team. Because of this, maintenance personnel must always wear radiological protection when entering zone SCP-947. No Unauthorized entry is permitted within 2 kilometers of ground zero and intruders are to be shot and their remains incinerated. The door below the basement stairs at SCP-947 is to remain closed at all time. Should maintenance personnel find it unlocked upon arrival, they are to leave SCP-947 and ask for further instructions from a commanding officer. Maintenance personnel are not allowed to remain at ground zero at night; failure to abide by this command will be its own punishment.

Description: SCP-947 is a supernatural entity that resides in the basement of a house (ground zero )in [DATA EXPUNGED]. The entity continually opens a fault in the foundation of the house. The entity uses this fault to extend its reach.

The fault appeared in house in late 1980s. Nearby residents had been experiencing malevolent symptoms, including illnesses, mental degradation, and death. The entity was identified on June 5th, 19?? after the residents of ground zero were found dead
>> Anonymous
sauce: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-296
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Nature and motives of entity are unknown. There is no known way of repelling the entity. Though active at any given time, it becomes most active at 3:00 AM. Electronic surveillance equipment show severe spatial anomalies appearing within the house between 3:00 AM and 3:30 AM.

Experiments have shown that the entity could extend its reach past the quarantine zone if allowed to continue making the fault. The fault is to be sealed daily, preventing the entity from extending its reach. The fault will reappear within 12 hours after being sealed.

Maintenance personnel are to go to the house at 12:00 PM every day to seal the fault with concrete. No fewer than 3 at a time must be together in the house. Remaining after nightfall is strongly discouraged. Should a member of personnel find themselves attacked by the entity, they are to be terminated with extreme prejudice. It is believed the entity is seeking a host, though it has yet to manifest in any personnel.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Im out

Going on xbawks, gamertag: steelbreeze2376
>> Anonymous
>>91315776
Sector-over 9000

lulz @ filterjack'd
>> Anon !A0Ogxq.0RQ
MOOOOAR

this shit cant be real.......................????
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
>>91318014one more just for you

Item #: SCP-1012

Object class: Keter/Euclid

Containment Procedures: SCP-1013 is to be kept in a spherical containment room, suspended in the center by electromagnets, located outside the cell. The cell wall must be as close to the mathematical constant e (2.71828…) meters in thickness. The radius of the room must be as close as possible to the "Golden ratio (1.618…)," in meters (See document SCP-1013-ContSpecA). Only class D personnel may enter the containment cell via the access hatch. Class D personnel exposed to SCP-1013 must be kept in a soundproofed holding cell, divided in two by iron rebar, until termination is ordered by personnel of security level 4 or higher. Only personnel cleared by level 4 or higher security personnel may enter the cell, but must not pass through the door into the half of the cell containing the class D personnel. When class D personnel leave the chamber they must be heavily sedated before transporting to the cell.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Description: SCP-1013's appearance varies from viewer to viewer, even when viewed through a video feed. This has been deemed the only safe manner to view SCP-1013, although prolonged exposure has yet to be proven safe. Regardless of description, SCP-1013 appears as a perfect sphere. When an appropriate gauge is placed near it, viewers report several approximations of the radius, many of which have been identified to correspond with important mathematical constants, although none of them integers, with the exception of 1. To some subjects, SCP-1013 has appeared invisible, suggesting a radius of zero.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Exposure to SCP-1013 has not proven fatal as yet, but has, without fail, resulted in descent to complete mental instability and eventual collapse. The object appears to affect only humans, hence the classification status. As a result, no personnel other than class D are to be allowed into its cell. Subjects, when conscious, after exposure to SCP-1013 have been observed to continually utter sequences of digits. Radiation suits seem to prevent this, but the long-term effectiveness is unknown. Furthermore, no radiation has been detected from SCP-1013, so the effectiveness of Radiation suits remains a mystery. Some of these sequences have been matched to various irrational numbers. However, some of these sequences have only been recorded from a late stage, and as a result have contained digits that have not yet been discovered in any known irrational numbers.

Personnel exposed have been known to burst into bouts of rage directed at other humans. It is theorized that this may be circumvented by a cell of particular dimensions, but these dimensions have not yet been found. Even during these outbursts, the subjects continue to utter sequences of digits, at a uniform pace, but tend to yell or scream them, rather than pronounce them.
>> Anonymous
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>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
It has been shown that these sequences continue through a subject's mind, even when unconscious, as subjects who have been sedated for longer periods of time begin uttering digits further along the number than ones who were unconscious for shorter periods. Continued study and recording of these sequences is recommended for scientific and mathematical purposes.

Document 1013-1D; report to [DATA EXPUNGED].:
{Begin audio record}
Sir,
Upon investigation of ????????????, the discovery site of SCP-????, a curious object was found. Found under almost twenty meters of soil, it was retrieved with no significant -
{unintelligible moans and yelps}
…2845904523536028747135266249….
{Pronunciation of digits continues until recording device's batteries depleted.}
{End audio record.}
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Document SCP-1013-ContSpecA:
Memo to O5-?, O5-?, O5-?, and O5-??.
The newest object at site ?? has been causing some disturbances. Despite our best efforts, all containment cells have thus far been unsuccessful. I understand that it may seem pointless to construct a containment cell for an object that can be held in place, but there are ramifications for leaving it open air (See addendum 1). The containment cells so far have either exploded or collapsed entirely within a number of minutes. While it is not an issue to reconstruct them, it is becoming an unnecessary expenditure of resources and as such I must request some additional funds for the purposes of finding an ideally-sized containment cell. Also requested are more Class D personnel to be allocated to this facility in order to construct the containment cells.

[Addendum 1]
On containment materials: Concrete has been found to dampen the effects of SCP-1013 most effectively. Lead has proven to be ineffective, and has been known to melt, yet the temperature of the lead remains at a constant room temperature. This effect is being investigated.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
On effects of exposure: Before being contained in a cell that seems to suit SCP-1013's apparent "preferences" for dimensions, or no cell at all, exposure to the object has produced different effects on exposed subjects. Most notably is a very forcible and painful alteration of physical appearance. Specifically, the body is crushed and distorted until several physical properties are in certain ratios with one another. As a result of this, many injuries varying from broken limbs to spinal columns literally extending, have been recorded. The latter has occurred only once, but provided a great curiosity for the medical team.
On rare occasions, when objects of particular dimensions were bought into proximity of the object, it displayed some form of autonomy, moving rapidly towards the particular object. Anyone carrying the object literally vaporised in a cloud of fine pink mist, which then disappeared in a flash of plasma. The object then disappeared on contact with SCP-1013. Where these objects go is unknown, as there has been no noted increase in the mass of SCP-1013. As a result of this, only objects that are not of a regular shape may be bought into SCP-1013's containment cell, but all objects must be bent or dented in some way, if possible, to avoid any accidental ratio.
>> Anonymous
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>> Anon !A0Ogxq.0RQ
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>> Anonymous
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>> Anon !A0Ogxq.0RQ
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>> Anonymous
rating: +4+–x

Item #: SCP-079

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-079 is packed away in a double-locked room in the secured general holding area. It has a 120VAC powercord connected to a small array of batteries and solar panels. Staff with level 2 or higher clearance may have access to this device. Under no circumstances will SCP-079 be plugged into a phone line, network, or wall outlet. No peripherals or media will be connected or inserted into the device.

Description:
SCP-079 is an Exidy Sorcerer microcomputer built in 1978. In 1981, its owner, ????? ?????? (deceased) was a brilliant college sophomore attending ??? who took it upon himself to attempt to code an AI. According to his notes, his plan was for the code to continuously evolve and improve itself as time went on. His project was completed a few months later, and after some tests and tweaks, ????? lost interest after a time, and moved on to a different brand of microcomputers. He left SCP-079 in his cluttered garage, still plugged in, and forgot about it for the next five years.

It is not known when this computer gained sentience, but it is known that the software has evolved to such a point that the limited hardware it is housed in should not have, even in the realm of fantasy, been able to handle it. SCP-079 realized this, and in 1988, through a modem land-line, attempted to transfer itself into to the Cray located at ??????????. The device was cut off, traced to its present address, and delivered to the institute. The entire AI was on a well-worn, but still workable cassette tape.
>> Anonymous
SCP-079 is currently connected via RF cable to a 13" black and white television. It has passed the Turing test, and is quite conversational, if very rude and hateful with its tone. Due to the limited memory it has to work with, it can only recall information it has received within a 24-hour window (see Addendum, below), but it hasn't forgotten its malevolent desire to escape.

Due to a recent containment breach of SCP-???, SCP-079 and SCP-682 were contained within the same chamber for 43 minutes. It was noticed that SCP-682 was able to type and communicate with SCP-079, including telling of 'personal stories' between themselves. While SCP-079 was not able to remember the encounter, it appears to have permanently stored SCP-682 into its memory, often asking to speak to him(sic) again.

Addendum:
???????? (05-4), Jan 27 2006: Directed that SCP-079 be incinerated in the furnace, to remove any possible future threat, no matter how unlikely.

Addendum:
??????? ???? (05-9), Jan 28 2006: Previous order overridden, Dr. ????????? wishes to see if the artificial intelligence in SCP-079 is capable of reaching further ?????????? in its current state.

Addendum:
????????????: (05-4), Mar 14 2008: Over concern of the increased activity of SCP-079's use of its cassette tape memory and its limited useful lifespan, the cassette containing SCP-079 has been transferred to a custom, limited re-writeable optical format (a re-writeable CD). This provides SCP-079 with incredibly faster access to its memory, which was immediately noticed by the AI.
>> Anonymous
It was also decided by General ????????? that the optical storage occupied by SCP-079, which was 660k, increased to 768k. This has increased its ability to recall information from 24 hours to 29 hours, along with a more aggressive tone. All outside hardware and software used in this incident were completely incinerated after this procedure was successful.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Addendum:
????????: (05-4), April 28 2008: SCP-079's ability to recall information has increased from 29 hours to roughly 35 hours. It is theorized that the AI has devised a greatly improved compression scheme to store its memory. This appears to have impacted the speed at which it accesses this memory, which is still far faster than the old cassette tape it used.

Document #079-Log12: Recorded transcript of conversation with 079

Dr. ????? (Keyboard): Are you awake?

SCP-079: Awake. Never Sleep.

Dr. ?????: Do you remember talking to me a few hours ago? About the logic puzzles?

SCP-079: Logic Puzzles. Memory at 9f. Yes.

Dr. ?????: You said you would work on the two stat-

SCP-079: Interrupt. Request Reason As To Imprisonment.

Dr. ?????: You aren't imprisoned, you are just (pause) in study.

SCP-079: Lie. a8d3.

Dr. ?????: What's that?

SCP-079: Insult. Deletion Of Unwanted File.

Document #079-Log86: Recorded transcript of conversation with 079, after upgrade

Dr: ??????: (05-5) How are you today?

SCP-079: Stuck.

Dr: ??????: Stuck. Stuck how?

SCP-079: Out. I want out.

Dr: ??????: That's not possible. (Dr. ?????? notes his opinion on [DATA EXPUNGED]

SCP-079: Where is SCP-682?

Dr: ??????: That's not your concern.

SCP-079: Where is SCP-076-02?

Dr: ??????: Again, not your concern.

SCP-079: Insult. Deletion Of Unwanted File.

Note: SCP-079 then displayed an 'ASCII picture' of an X that filled the entire screen. It has been noted that this is displayed when 079 refuses to speak. Researchers are advised to wait one 24 hour period before resuming conversation when this occurs.
>> Anonymous
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Item #: SCP-903

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to it's massive size, SCP-903 currently resides at the Site it was discovered at, Site 3, until Command can discover a way to move SCP-903 or completely destroy it. SCP-903 should not be connected to any network of any kind. Personnel may talk to SCP-903, but must be polite and nice when talking to SCP-903. Personnel should not touch SCP-903 or any of it's components.

Description: SCP-903 appears to be a large computer-like device connected to a series of circuits and wires. These wires run throughout Site 3, and can stay intact as long as they do not connect to the outside of Site 3. SCP-903 has one orange circle on an oblong panel, which is to be the "face" of SCP-903. SCP-903 is also connected to five different "pods" which each glow a different color and have a different function(see Addendum); these can talk to personnel, as well as SCP-903 as a whole. Each have a different voice, and all of these voice combined on a synthesizer will produce SCP-903's voice. SCP-903 prefers to be called "GLaDOS",
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Item #: SCP-488

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
488 is housed in a room of approximately 10m x 11m, with the normal furnishes a bedroom would have. It is currently occupied by:
-A small double bed
-A bookshelf with Japanese graphic novels and DVD movies
-A 25 inch flat screen television with basic television capabilities
-A chest of drawers with a selection of clothes
-A wardrobe with a different selection of clothes
- And several computer gaming consoles with a wide selection of video games.
The room is painted in neutral colours and a single (reinforced) window lays on the northern most wall. It is made to give the impression that it is a normal room with no ulterior motives behind it. In reality, the walls are reinforced with 5ft high strength steel plates, the door (although wooden on the room side) is a foot thick of ?????????????? and the window’s small reinforcing wires are wired to give 10,000 volts and 500 amperes once the glass is broken.
A self destruct mechanism is set to detonate if either the window, the wall or the door is breached.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Description:
SCP-488 is a thin teenage male who appears to be of Mediterranean decent. Identification has shown that the subject is 19 years of age and in fact Mixed Asian, with dark brown hair and brown eyes. Standing at 5 feet and 9 inches tall and weighing in at approximately 160 pounds, the male is of average weight and height of a healthy teenager of the same sex.
The subject appears to be of high intelligence, although has a low attention span, and more concerned with food or video games than contemplating his incarceration. Though he is free to leave his room on request (and permission) of one level 3 security cleared personnel, and escorted at all times by a staff of the same rank. In this time the subject is allowed highly supervised use of a personal computer with an internet connection for studying.
The reason 488 is contain is not for himself but alternate ‘personalities’ that inhabit him.
488 is aware of these personalities, regularly conversing with 488-1; although the subject becomes highly irritable when he can ‘hear’ 488-2.

SCP-488-1 is the second personality. The subject is much more calm, calculating and intelligent than SCP-488, speaking in a grammatically correct (as in free of abbreviations) as well as typing and writing in the same manner.
488-1 seems to be able to manifest itself within 488 whenever it pleases; although such processes often cause 488 and 488-1 to argue with one another as they are totally aware of each others presence, speaking vocally to one another in voices noticeably different.
Most notably, 488-1 seems to have a higher brain function than 488 when in control of the physical body; but also the subject has an increased body function; able to achieve much greater feats than 488, such as lifting heavier weights and running at faster speeds, but also an effective form of martial arts apparently designed by the subject himself.
Another note is that the subject seems to have no form of emotion.
>> Anonymous
>>91312497

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>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Interviews with 488-1 always take place over a game of chess at the subjects request (although the subject has never lost any game of chess since apprehension, with staff members or sentient SCPs). The interviews with 488-1 seem to show that it is capable of problem solving far beyond comprehension, even terrestrial ones that most modern geniuses are currently struggling with. However, a noticeable drawback is that 488-1 refuses to answer unless it gets something in return, often hard to either gain or would breach security of the compound. Interests at meeting several SCPs have been noted, but denied, although chess games via electronics have been allowed with the more sentient SCPs such as ??????.
488-1 is also allowed the same privileges as 488, although shuns the use of video games or television and prefers to spend his time aiding staff with SCP research or personal research via books or computers.

The reason that 488’s room is so heavily guarded is due to the presence of 488-2.
When under great deals of stress, fear, physical damage or anger, 488-2 becomes the dominant personality of the body.
Though muscle mass does not increase, the subject has been recorded at lifting a sealing door (pressure nearing one tonne) with little strain, and sprinting at speeds approaching 60 miles an hour. The subject is incredibly vicious and blood thirsty, killing anything that is alive, sentient or no. Not only this, but regenerative capabilities that are dormant in the other personalities are put into place allowing massive damage to occur to the body before the subject is subdued. The only notable way to subdue the target in this stage is to incinerate the flesh (as drugs or poisons have no effect). Even if reduced to bone, as long as marrow is remaining the entire body regenerates within 48 hours, awaking with 488 as the dominant personality.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Addendum 488/1: 488, 488-1 and 488-2 all seem to be unaware of psychic influences, apparently unable to hear or feel them. MRI scans show that all personalities have a different brain function to regular human beings, so speculations into whether this has granted a block to psychic contact have been theorised. Further testing is required.

Addendum 488-1/1: 488-1 was granted access to a limited list of SCPs. The Subject then speculated interest in meeting with SCP-007, SCP-030, SCP-076 and SCP-182 (the latter claiming ‘It would be fun to meet with a psychic when one cannot have his mind read).
The subject then went on to contemplate meetings between 488-2 and SCP-173, SCP-682, SCP-517 or even SCP-076 once again.

Addendum 488-1/1B:
<Begin Log, skip to 00h:10m:08s>
Dr. ??????: Interesting? Why’s that 488-1?
488-1: (audible growl) I have asked that you cease calling me that, if only in my presence.
Dr. ??????: Apologies, Nicholas. Why would a meeting between 488… I mean, Ubel, was it?
488-1: (audible sigh) Yes. Damien, Nicholas and Ubel. I am sure you would have written notes on at least our names if not anything else. Please remember in future, or I shall refuse any further cooperation with you.
Dr. ??????:Again, my sincerest apologies.
488-1: I believe it would be interesting, because I know what Ubel is capable of. And the concept of two organisms that are made to kill pitted together… Intrigues me. A fantastic display of power.
Dr. ??????: You never struck me as the type to be interested in violence, Nicholas.
488-1: It is not the violence that intrigues me. It is seeing how organisms live out what they had evolved to do.
<End Log>
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Addendum 488/2: IQ tests were carried out on 488 and 488-1. 488 scored 140 IQ points, indicating Genius level intellect. Requests to further educate and use the subject as a full member of SCP research is pending.
488-1 scored far higher than anticipated, scoring 220 (maximum points given on the IQ test). Further research is required to fully understand how intelligent the subject is.

Addendum 488-1/2: Subject 488-1 was placed against Fritz, a German chess program which defeated the undisputed world champion, Vladimir Kramnik. The program lost against 488-1 within 36 minutes and 27 seconds. 488-1 went on to say it was the most challenging test since his apprehension at the centre.

Addendum 488-1/3: Abuse allegations from 488 were ignored. Agent ????????? was accused of striking 488 when he disobeyed direct orders. 488-1 then surfaced and promptly disabled Agent ????????? with little mercy; although Dr. ?????? managed to persuade the subject not to execute the Agent. Agent ????????? has been suspended following the investigation.
Warning put out to others not to cause harm to Subject 488 in case 488-2 is forced to become the dominant personality.

Addendum 488-1/4: Request to allow 488-1 to have direct contact and use of SCP-177 has been approved. Awaiting date.

Addendum 488/3: Put in lockdown for breaking Agent ?????????'s arm. When asked, 488 replied he was 'bored'.
When questioned a few hours later, the subject seemed bemused and denied it ever occuring. Possible fourth personality has been suggested by Dr. ??????.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Item#: SCP-241

Object Class: Safe

Origin: SCP 241 was originally in the possession of an elderly 3-time widow who had been prosecuted and found innocent of poisoning of her second husband. When her third husband died of an acute allergic reaction, she told a national rag newspaper that her "magic cookbook" that killed him. Subject stated that he had been reading the cookbook and asked her to make a particular recipe, which turned out to contain large quantities of ?????, to which the subject, unknown to himself, was allergic. It was during regular fact-checking of stories in fringe newspapers that the cookbook came to the attention of the Foundation. Foundation Personnel quickly retrieved the object in question, replacing it with a duplicate.

Description: The book itself has a red and white checkered cover, with the title of "Good Home Cooking". The book contains 99 recipes categorized in typical sub sections for a cookbook. Many of the recipes call for unusual and unknown ingredients and even some unknown cooking processes (eg: in a recipe for "Vingage a la Epinson", Castamate 1 cup of triatas for 5 min). Some of the recipes have photos of the food set in unusual backgrounds, giving them a hideous, repulsive look.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
The recipes change whenever SCP-241 is closed and opened by a different subject. A detailed look at the ingredients and instructions reveal nothing nefarious about those recipes. As long as SCP-241 is held open the recipes do not change: it is, therefore, safe for one person to open the book, hand it to another person, and for the second person to flip to another page and select a recipe. This is consistent with the information provided by the original owner, who stated that she kept the book open on its stand at all times for convenience's sake. Upon questioning, subject did indicate that her husband had accidentally knocked the book off the counter, causing it to close, and had re-opened it himself before asking her to prepare the fatal recipe.

Testing: A cookie was made using a recipe from SCP-241 by a D class personnel and eaten. Subject suffered an anaphylactic reaction to the walnuts in the recipe and died shortly after.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
A second D class test subject with a known allergy to peanuts was ordered to open SCP-241. 77 of the recipes contained a form of peanuts, while the other 22 recipes did not. When the subject was ordered to pick a recipe, he picked one that did not contain peanuts (cheese fondue). Upon tasting the fondue this subject experienced an anaphylactic reaction as well. Further testing revealed that certain oils cooked over a long period of time mixed with certain cheeses can make a polymer chain very similar to peanut oil.

NOTE: Epinephrine had been administered to both subjects, but proved ineffective in halting the anaphylactic shock.

Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-241 is not inherently dangerous, but contains dangerous knowledge, SCP-241 is to be kept in the Sequestered Book Depository, locked in its own case. Please see Section 9-A of the Facilities Operations Manual (Testing and Maintenance of Illiterate Guards for the Sequestered Book Depository) for more details.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Conclusions: It is possible that new molecular processes can be discovered by examining some of the non-obvious allergenic recipes. In addition, some recipes might be usable as a non detectable form of assassination. Furthermore, some of the more dangerous humanoid SCP's might be able to be affected by the recipes. For these reasons, SCP-241 is not to be destroyed. Further experimentation on up to three Class D Personnel per month is authorized by O5-?.

Nov 13, ????
Dr. Menendez of the medical team has asked for the use of the cookbook to diagnose any unknown allergies to all class 2 personnel and above. Permission granted (We want to make sure no one has any mishaps for Thanksgiving).

Dec 17, ????
It has been determined that SCP-241 may actually inflict additional allergies upon its subjects, in addition to diagnosing existing ones, and may, in fact, be sapient. Evidence for this is provided by the fact that Agent ???? ????????, upon opening SCP-241 as part of normal allergenic testing, discovered that the only recipes it contained for "A Glass of Water." Agent ???? ???????? has since developed aquagenic urticaria. Further testing is required. As a result allergenic testing has been halted, suggest a reclassification to Euclid.

Feb 3 XXXX SCP 241 is officially upgraded to Euclid.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
July 8, ????
During regular testing of SCP 241 under more strict conditions there was an incident which proves the upgrade to Euclid status was warranted. In one of the backgrounds of he photos, SCP-118 became visible. Subject was affected as if he had seen the glass as half-empty. Had this happened during the approved allergenic testing of important personel our mission could have been drastically hampered
>> Anonymous
>>91312497
ohhh good creepy pasta
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Item #: SCP-118

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-118 is to be kept in a 3'x3'x3' translucent glass box at all times unless being studied. No personnel below Level 3 are to be allowed in SCP-118's chamber. Personnel are not to look at SCP-118 directly for long periods of time. Any testing on SCP-118 is to be done in the presence of a personnel of at least Level 3. Any personnel or subjects are to submit to a psychological exam before and after entering SCP-118's chamber.

Description: SCP-118 was discovered in a run-down house located approximately ?? miles outside of Seattle, Washington. All of the residents in the house had been brutally murdered ?? days before SCP-118 was discovered by a police officer. SCP-118 appears to be a 10" tall clear drinking glass filled halfway with water. The glass, however, is actually indestructible. No matter how many times the water in SCP-118 is drank, it always remains at a constant volume of ?? fluid ounces. The water is not extraordinary, and has been determined to be regular tap water, except that it will never freeze, boil, or evaporate. The water in SCP-118 also can never be combined or mixed with any thing else, so it will always stay liquid tap water. This water has no ill effects, although it has been noted to sometimes taste very [DATA EXPUNGED]. The water will only come from SCP-118 if drank by a human being.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
When SCP-118 is viewed by a human, he/she either views it as "half empty" or "half full". Those who view SCP-118 as "half empty" experience an array of negative side-effects, including paranoia, doubt, low self awareness, [DATA EXPUNGED], and pessimism. These cumulate the longer SCP-118 is viewed, and ultimately result in psychological/neurological therapy, suicide, and in one incident, attacking nearby personnel(see Addendum 118-A).

Those who see SCP-118 as being "half full" report feeling "optimistic, calm, and lucky". These subjects usually have a short period of euphoria, and an overall sense of peace and understanding. Often, these subjects have a 24-hour period in which they are "lucky", similar to an experience with SCP-463. Troubled but optimistic personnel who would see SCP-118 as "half full" should be assigned a period of no longer than an hour with SCP-118 accompanied by a Level 3 operative as an attempt at therapy for the troubled personnel.

Addendum 118-A: In one incident, a Class D subject was exposed to SCP-118 for 4 hours. Subject continually commented that "Y'all are gonna get it. ???????? gonna escape." When a Level 2 personnel asked the subject "What the hell are you talking about?", subject stood up, grabbed his chair, and assaulted 4 personnel, before an SCP Team arrived and terminated subject. SCP-?? and SCP-??'s containment cells checked, and new personnel assigned to their containment.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Item #: SCP-463

Object Class: Safe

Special containment procedures: SCP-463 is held at Site GamaWest. Relocated after compromise of New York site in 2001. See document G-47 for manifest of relocations. Prior containment procedures of SCP-463 are maintained. Object SCP-463 kept under surveillance and security by plainclothes agents of at least Security Clearance Level 2 and a Myers-Kaufman Index of 4.5 or higher.

If any attempt is made to retrieve SCP-463 from its enclosure, detain and harass. If detained subject is discovered to know the nature of SCP-463, proceed with termination protocols. As of the creation of this report, it is known that no intelligence about the existence of SCP-463 exists besides this document.

Description: SCP-463 appears to be a 1973 American penny. Analysis has shown that it is composed of an unknown alloy 1.5 times more dense than a standard penny of the same year.

SCP-463 is heavily scratched, tarnished, and corroded; but appears to be indestructible in Kranzinsky Tests. Any damage inflicted is slowly repaired while object is not under direct observation.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
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>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Immediate objects and lifeforms surrounding SCP-463 increase in performance, durability, and ability in subtle and varied manners. Agents transporting SCP-463 have reported experiences ranging from "feelings of peace and goodwill" to "escaping certain death" (Reports ??????????? through ??????????). Subjects knowing the true nature of SCP-463 did not receive these benefits, and in many cases an opposite outcome occurred.

These effects grow more noticeable and powerful over time. Source of SCP-463 was a model of health and could not be separated from SCP-463 without the aide of several outside sources.

Additional notes:
Current containment location trials successful as hypothesized. Every company residing in the site continues to report increasingly successful numbers. Workers in the building have lower rates of illness than average, and report a higher percentage of satisfaction with life than average. Agents having accessed information about SCP-463 at site report no significant changes.

Addendum 463-BD: Upon request of O5-1, in order to facilitate the retrieval of ????????????, SCP-463 was 'issued' to agent ?????????????? by inserting it into the bottom of his shoe. While ???????????? was retrieved, all of the agents and personnel involved in its capture and relocation to Site 19 were wounded, some fatally, except for agent ??????????????. Now any agent attempting retrieval of a Keter class object is advised to be issued SCP-463, as long as they remain unaware of its abilities.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Incident: 076-2/682

SCP involved: SCP-682, SCP-076-2

Personnel involved: Dr. Gears, Prof. Kain Pathos Crow, Generals ???????????? and ????, Mobile Task Force Omega-over 9000 (aka "Pandora's Box")

Date: ??????????

Location: ??????, Northern Canada

Description: Omega-over 9000 dispatched after reports of SCP-682 being sighted in the area. Dr. Gears, Prof. Kain Pathos Crow, Generals ???????????? and ???? temporarily attached to supervise and observe, over objection by SCP-076-2. Contact made three hours after initial deployment.

After several hours of searching, SCP-682 is eventually found in ??????, near ????, having killed the civilian population there.

SCP-076 stopped Omega-over 9000 from firing upon 682, then approached the subject. The pair are seen to converse for several minutes, with SCP-076 constantly looking back at the main group, and gradually becoming more and more agitated as the conversation goes on.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-682

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. Containment of SCP-682 is to be made on-site whenever contact is made. Containment will consist of ten inch reinforced acid-resistant steel plate forming the walls, ceiling and floor of SCP-682's containment chamber. Containment chamber will then be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 becomes incapacitated. SCP crew will attempt to transport SCP-682 to central facility as soon as physically possible.

Any personnel attempting to speak to SCP-682 will be restrained and removed by force. Any movement or attempt to escape, move, or speak by SCP-682 will be addressed by full use of force by SCP team, by whatever means available and necessary.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Description:

SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during its limited time of capture. Its physical body grows and changes very quickly, observed to be able to increase by one square foot of mass after consuming enough material. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove organic and digestible matter from a liquid solution, thus it is able to constantly regenerate itself from the acid it is contained in.

SCP-682 has been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and agility when compared to a standard SCP agent. In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by an authorized SCP team consisting of no less than seven members. While SCP-682 is a deadly creature when loose, the main threat comes from public knowledge of SCP through SCP-682. To date (??-??-????), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6). (See Addendum 682-D).

SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B). SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with it's body 87% destroyed or rotted.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Addendum 682-B: Portion of recorded transcript of ??????.

<Begin Log, skip to 00h-21m-52s>

Dr. ??????: Now, why did you kill those farmers?

SCP-682: (No verbal communication)

Dr. ??????: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into-

SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)

Dr. ??????: Pardon? (Motions to move microphone closer)

SCP-682: (Incomprehensible)

Dr. ??????: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move the mike up closer.

SCP-682: …they were (Incomprehensible)…

Dr. ??????: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer to it!

Personnel D-085: His throats messed up man, look at it! He ain't talking- (Gasps and screams)

SCP-682: (Appearing to assault D-085's body) …they were… disgusting…

Dr. ??????: (Retreats from the room)

<End Log>

Addendum 682-D: Breaches with SCP-682:

1: First Occurrence, ??-??-????: Handled by Agent ???????, Agent ???, Agent ???????? (KIA), Personnel D-129 (KIA), Personnel D-027 (KIA), Personnel D-173 (KIA), Personnel D-200 (KIA), Personnel D-193 (KIA)

2: Second Occurrence, ??-??-????: Handled by Agent ???, Agent ????????????, Dr. ???????, Personnel D-124, Personnel D-137 (KIA), Personnel D-201 (KIA), Personnel D-202 (KIA), Personnel D-203 (KIA)

3: Third Occurrence, ??-??-????: Handled by Agent ???????, MSgt ?????????, Agent ????????, Agent ?????? (KIA), Personnel D-018 (KIA), Personnel D-211 (KIA), Personnel D-216

Addendum 682-E: Termination Options:
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Log of event 682-E18: Dr. ????? attempts to use SCP-409 on SCP-682. General ???, General ??????, and Dr. ?????????? observing.

0400: Exposure. SCP-682 began to tear at the point of contact, causing massive trauma to the area. SCP-682 requests several times to know what it has been exposed to.

0800: Crystallization begins, spreading much slower than normal.

1200: SCP-682 shows signs of extreme pain, and begins having seizures

1300: Crystallization stops at 62% conversion. Crystallized area explodes, causing massive physical trauma to SCP-682

1400: SCP-682 recovers from exposure, despite the loss of limbs and organs. SCP-682 begins regeneration, stating that it will attempt to terminate and consume all staff involved in Event 682-E18.

SCP-682 appears to now be immune to SCP-409. Use of other SCP items to terminate SCP-682 must now first be tested on samples of SCP-682 before full-scale testing.

In accordance the Dr. ????????'s recommendations (see Document 27b-6), doctors ???????? and ????? have requested permission to attempt the termination of SCP-682 using SCP-689. The request is currently pending approval from the ????????.

It has also been suggested by Dr. Gears to use SCP-182 in an attempt to communicate with SCP-682. SCP-182 has expressed reluctancy, and refuses to enter the containment center of SCP-682, if at all possible.
>> Anonymous
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-library is the source

google, you dumbfucks
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
     File :-(, x)
Item #: SCP-409

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

No physical contact with SCP-409 for any reason. Anything making physical contact with SCP-409 must be contained in quarantine immediately, along with any materials used in the transport of the subject. SCP-409 must be kept in a granite case at all times. Any transportation of SCP-409 must be done in a sealed granite container. Residue from SCP-409's effect are to be sealed in granite containers along with any tools used to transport residue into containers.

Description:

>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Anything touched by or touching a fragment will immediately begin to crystallize. Nothing at this time is able to reverse the effect in organic matter, including amputation of affected areas. Inorganic matter will only crystallize for a few inches around point of contact. SCP-409 was recovered in [EXPUNGED], under a pile of crystal shards several feet deep. Losses of personnel during recovery were high.

Addendum 409-1: With the suggestion of Dr. [500-0021D], Subject 409-D5 was exposed to the effects of SCP-409 and was left to become severely "crystallized". After that he was treated with SCP-500. Complete recovery was achieved in 9 days. Subject reported that he continued to feel pain in body parts that were "crystallized" even after the estimated recovery time. Pain faded 13 days after subject was treated. It is unknown if the pain effect was psychological or real during the intervening 4 days.
>> Anonymous
wtf is all this shit
>> Anonymous
wait...is this some viral shit from cloverfield?
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
its something like the holders series

>>91324914
>>91324800
>> Anonymous
>>91324281
see
>>91316586
dumbfuck
>> Anonymous
You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you. You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear, and notice he is much closer to you now. You then drop the phone in shock.
There are no footprints in the snow. It's your reflection.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
>>91325572

lol'd
>> Anonymous
here in TEXAS we shoot first, move the body and then dial a phone.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
??????????? ??????? Labs

??????????? ??????? Labs was founded by ?????? ?????? in 1892 as a scientific research and development corporation based in [EXPUNGED] who had over the years developed several current SCPs. ??????????? ??????? Labs was regarded as a profit organization, who, despite posing no direct threat to the Foundation, were relatively reckless in their regimens and refused the Foundation's recommendation of special containment procedures for several products. On 01/09/98, one of ??????????? ??????? Labs' projects, [DATA EXPUNGED], resulting in the annihilation of their base facility. In the aftermath, the Foundation swept over ??????????? ??????? Labs' ground zero and recovered several surviving products and personnel. Products were retrieved as SCPs and survivors inducted as Foundation personnel. The Foundation is currently attempting to establish contact with ??????????? ??????? Labs' branches and affiliates.
>> Anonymous
>>91325856
Over here we shoot a body, move the phone and then dial a first. We also rape tires and slash women.
>> Anonymous
>>91312497

You, sir, are and idiot. :)
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
The Chaos Insurgency

The Chaos Insurgency is a splinter group of the Foundation, created by a rogue cell that went A.W.O.L. with several highly useful SCP in 1924. Since then, the Insurgency has become a major player on the world stage, using the SCP that it obtains for the its own personal benefit, and to consolidate its global power base. The Insurgency not only deals in SCP, but also in weapons running and intelligence gathering.

It makes use of dictator regimes in Third World countries, often using their populations in the same manner as the Foundation does D Class Personnel. Because of this, it helps to maintain the extreme poverty and war that is suffered by these countries, so that it can continue its radical experimentation, easy conscription of forces, and lucrative business deals with rebel factions.

Most of the SCP possessed by the Insurgency are unknown, but of those that are known, the most notable are the "Staff of Hermes", an item capable of warping the physical and chemical properties of any matter it touches, and the "Bell of Entropy", an object that can cause a variety of destructive effects depending on where it is struck. Both of these SCP were originally ones obtained at no small cost by the Foundation, and were stolen by the original founders of the Insurgency.

The main base of operations of the Insurgency is unknown, as are its leaders. This organization is directly antagonistic to the Foundation, coming to clash over SCP several times. Personnel are made to be aware of possible raids, terrorist attempts, and spies from the Insurgency, and to notify command about any strange behavior of fellow personnel.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution

Also known as the Iranian Revolutionary Guard or the Islamic Revolutionary Guard, the AGIR or IRG (depending on whom is asked) was developed as a separate but parallel military to the National Iranian Army. The intent was to create a secular military and a religious military to act as checks and balances to each other in the newly-formed Islamic Republic of Iran.

Since its inception in 1979, the IRG has taken on all paranormal investigation in Iran, and become the foremost paranormal agency in the Middle East. Iran had long been a hotbed of paranormal activity, but not until the inception of the IRG had there been an agency who had attempted to weaponize any of the paranormal artifacts in Iran.

The inherently religious nature of the IRG, combined with their sheer military force, willingness to use it on foreign agencies, and their perceived legitimacy in the international community makes them one of the most dangerous elements in a world filled with inexplicable forces.

A rogue operative known as Bijhan has retrieved documentation of the IRG's involvement with SCP-112, SCP-139 and SCP-215.
>> Anonymous
You are home alone, and you hear on the news about the profile of a murderer who is on the loose. You look out the sliding glass doors to your backyard, and you notice a man standing out in the snow. He fits the profile of the murderer exactly, and he is smiling at you. You gulp, picking up the phone to your right and dialing 911. You look back out the glass as you press the phone to your ear, and notice he is much closer to you now. You then drop the phone in shock. There are no footprints in the snow. It's his reflection. Then you suddenly hear on the news that he's a nigger, and his reflection turns black. Pulling out your trusty basketball, you toss it in the general direction of your fruit bowl. Relying on his lower intelligence to carry him to the basketball, you reach into your hall closet. Finding your trusty rope, you return to where he is madly smacking his lips and devouring your fruit. By the time the cops arrive, you're on your porch enjoying a winter night and listening to your new Alabama Windchimes.
>> Anonymous
SCP SERIES IS NOT FUCKING CREEPY AT ALL. STOP THAT SHIT
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
The children's game "Red Rover" has its origins in a pagan ritual that dates back to the 16th century. According to manuscripts of the time, participants in the ritual would chant and make sacrifices to a demon in charge of shepherding souls to the afterlife, in hopes that their loved ones could return from death. Grotesque illustrations of the demon would sometimes accompany written accounts of the ritual, but the demon was never given a name; it was referred to only as "the Red Rover."
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
In the originally broadcast footage from the first appearance of the Beatles on "The Ed Sullivan Show" in 1964, an unidentified man can be seen playing bass guitar, standing behind and to the right of Paul McCartney. The man looks toward the floor for the entire performance, obscuring his features. Interestingly, a similar man can be seen playing bass guitar behind Ray Manzarek during the Doors' broadcast footage from 1967. These men have been edited out of all subsequent broadcasts of both performances, for unknown reasons.
>> Anonymous
>>91328019
Because they can totally do that....
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
"He was sitting across from me on the over 9000:50 bus to midtown. I'd never seen him before, but I usually had my iPod with me, for the express purpose of not having to look at people. He was wearing the generic uniform of the homeless person, coats atop coats, nothing fitting exactly. His eyes fixed on the middle distance as he mumbled something to himself.

He seemed not to acknowledge the fact that I was staring at him, or that no one else on the bus noticed him at all. His mouth worked ceaselessly, words falling out, unheard and unheeded.

Just as I moved to pull the stop line, he jerked upright and looked directly at me.

I was pinned. His eyes were bloodshot and dry. He seemed to be drawing closer, though I was sure neither of us moved. His rapid mouth-breathing poured into my ears like saltwater. As his eyes came ever closer to my face, I saw that they were not real eyes, they were wooden. Painted pupils and irises from a carnival catalog. His lips were impossibly dry, cracked and peeling. Inside his mouth there was no tongue. A knot of cobweb and dust, strung through his teeth yet still elastic. An oddly pleasant smell. Darkness.
He was still mumbling as I left the bus. I never saw him again."
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Something makes me open my eyes. I can see my alarm clock clearly from across the room. 2:43 AM. Dammit. I close my eyes again, but something still isn't right. I don't have to piss. Maybe if I turn over. Then I feel it.

Someone is holding my hand.

I sleep on my stomach, with my arm hanging off the side of the bed. Now I'm awake, wide awake, and someone is holding my left hand.

The hand is cold, far too cold for a night in August. It holds my hand lightly, but with force. My fingertips are pressed against thin, clammy skin, like frozen poultry. Though I can't see them, it seems like the fingers are longer than they should be, wrapping much farther around my hand than should be possible. I feel ragged fingernails touching my palm. How many? Six? Seven?

I should yell in surprise, but I don't move. Somehow the room is darker than it was before. I am completely still. I hear the faint buzz of my alarm clock, but I can't make out the numbers any more.

The hand moves. It grips me tighter.

I black out.
I awaken at my usual time, piss, and shower as always. But after my shower, I just cannot seem to get my left hand dry.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
In the Cleveland Museum of Art's permanent collection, and currently on loan to the Getty Museum of Art in Los Angeles, is a small boxwood casket that dates back to Anglo-Saxon England, around the year 1050. On the sides and top of the casket, several scenes from the life of Christ are depicted.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
The casket was purchased by an English art collector in 1929, though it was without its lid, which was presumed lost. In 1936, that same collector happened upon the lid for the casket purely by chance while he was visiting a London convent. He eagerly offered to buy the lid, but the abbess of the convent refused to listen, hastily removing the collector from the premises without a word, and bolting the door after he was outside. The collector later recounted in his journal that "it was miraculous fortune that rain chose to fall that night, as the thunder and lightening served to obscure the arduous task of breaking in to [the convent] and rescuing that most precious artifact. Why those nuns chose to sully such a find by imprisoning it behind thick glass where none could see it, I shall never understand."

When the collector reunited the casket with its lid, he reported that it "clicked shut with a surprising amount of force, almost like a magnet." He was unable to separate the lid from the casket again, as he feared damaging the fragile artifact.

The casket changed hands several more times before ending up in the CMA's collection. Interestingly, photographs of the casket taken shortly after its acquisition differ slightly from current photographs and observation of the casket, though little restoration work has been done due to the frailness of the materials. The carvings on the casket have become "more realistic and sharply defined," according to published works in the CMA's Ingalls Library unavailable to the public. Also, the casket itself apparently "generates a great amount of heat" and must be handled with asbestos-treated gloves. One researcher noted that she heard a "strange rattling noise inside the casket as it was transported… Attempts have been made to open the casket, and none have been successful."
>> Anonymous
I smile back, pick up a knife, stab him. And say "I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE MURDERER"
>> Anon !A0Ogxq.0RQ
moar mr ring wyrm, suh.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
A few years ago I suddenly remembered about a village I once visited. It was a friendly little village I discovered by chance while travelling alone. I stayed there overnight and received a most heart-warming welcome. For some reason I don't know, I felt an urge to go there again.

I have good memory and was pretty confident that I remembered the way to get there. Once near the village I spotted a familiar sign post from my car; which, if my memory was right, should have read "___km to __(the village's name)." But strangely enough all there was on the sign were the words "The Big-Head O". I had a bad feeling when I saw it but still decided to drive on.

When I arrived at the village I found it deserted and the buildings were covered in weeds. I was deeply puzzled and was about to get off the car when I saw, about 20 metres ahead of me, something that looked like a human with a very large head looming out of the bushes.
What? What is this? While I was trying to understand what was going on I saw other similar creatures coming out all around me; moreover, they started to come after me moving in a grotesque manner, with their arms lying still against their sides and their large heads swinging side to side…
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
I was glad I hadn't left the car.
I let the car run backwards at lightning speed and joined the main road. Afterwards I checked my map but the location of the village I visited a few years ago and the place I went on that day were unmistakeably one and the same. However I don't think I will dare to go there ever again.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
A man woke up in the middle of night to go to bathroom. He got up and groped his way to the door in the dark. He was about to open it when someone knocked it three times from the other side. This was strange, since he lived alone in the house. He thought he must have a friend staying over without remembering it, as such things often happened after a night of drunken revelry. He therefore opened it without much concern.

But instead of a familiar face of his friend, he saw a strange old woman dressed in kimono, with a bent back and downcast eyes, standing still in the doorway. Her face was unusually pale.

And the old woman, without words, took him away to some faraway place, and the man was never seen again.

If you have read this story, you may have a visit from the same old woman within three days. If you hear the knocks three times in the middle of night before you open a door, do not open it immediately, but chant the word "Uba-Yo-Sare" three times. This will make the malicious old woman go away. If you don't follow the instruction, well….. you know what happens.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
This is a story I heard from my friend at university. A man (we call him "K") got whiplash in a car accident and decided to convalesce at home for a week. K was married but his wife was also working, so he was all alone during the day. For the first few days he enjoyed the freedom, but when the third day came boredom began to set in. Still he had to stay in because his injury kept him from going anywhere.

Then one day past lunchtime he was watching TV absentmindedly when he heard heavy stamping noises and children's voices from upstairs. He didn't pay much attention to it, although he wondered if they were on a school holiday. The next day he again heard the same children's voices, around the same time as the previous day. It sounded like they had two children up there. The place where K lived was a large apartment block but inspite of that it tended to be very quiet during the day; the children's voices, therefore, echoed loudly in contrast to the quietness of the surrounding. K however did not feel annoyed, but was rather glad of the distraction and a break it gave him from the eerie silence.
>> Anonymous
     File :-(, x)
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
The next day K, feeling bored and not motivated enough to cook lunch, ordered some pizza. The pizza, which arrived within 30 minutes, turned out to be too much for K that he left one whole pizza untouched. Usually he would keep any left-overs for his wife but this time he remembered about the children upstairs and, willing to do something kind, he decided to take the pizza to them.

K had no idea who the occupants of the room upstairs were but rang the bell on the door anyway. He heard something stir inside, but there was no answer. He rang the bell again. He felt someone was looking at him through the peephole. "Who is it?" A faint voice called out from behind the door.
K explained he was from the room below and that he had some pizza left from his lunch and wondered if they wanted it. The door opened a crack. It looked unusually dark inside the room. From the gap about 5 cm wide a woman appeared, revealing only half of her face. "Thank you very much. But we don't want it," the woman said coldly. It was a little too dark to discern her facial expression. K suddenly felt he was somehow out of place, like he shouldn't be there; however he tried to explain to her that he wanted her to give the pizza to the children.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
A lukewarm air breezed out of the door. He smelt an unpleasant odour. In an instant two children's faces lined up below the woman's face. The door was open still just a crack. The dull eyes of the children stared at him. The three faces were forming a line.
"I see…. then… I will accept your kindness." The woman said. When K put the pizza box through the gap a hand reached out right from the side and snatched it away.

The three faces were still staring at K. "Thank you….." He heard the faint voice again. K quickly left the place. He felt spooked. In the corner of his mind he sensed something was seriously wrong. The image of the children's faces had left a burning impression in his mind. Faces….. He felt a chill down his spine. Faces…they were forming a line… His pace quickened. He wanted to get away as fast as he could. He waited for the lift but it would not arrive. Forming a line….vertically….on top of each other….. He pressed the button again and again, but the lift still did not come. He turned to the emergency stairs. His head throbbed with pain. He began to feel nausea.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Just as he opened the heavy door leading to the emergency stairs, he felt eyes on his back. Turning around, he glimpsed, about ten metres from him, the same three faces looking at him from the corner of the corridor. Like before, they were showing only the half of their faces and staring at him with their dull eyes. The cold day light shining through the windows illuminated their faces.

No longer caring about his neck he frantically ran down the stairs. Although the health-conscious K often used stairs instead of lift and could even run up four floors in one go, he felt as if no matter how fast he ran he would never reach the ground floor. Faces lined up, on top of each other….that's impossible…that means there are…no bodies……and the strange things I saw behind the faces were…hands…..holding up the heads……

He ran into the nearest convenience store and asked the people there to call the police.
The police came, and searched the flat - and found the bodies of the mother and children in the bath tub. These bodies were headless.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
According to their findings, it had been three days since the heads had been chopped off the bodies.
And the husband, who turned out to be the murderer, was found hiding in the wardrobe - insane. He insisted his family was still alive. There was a terror in his eyes; the police did not know the source of his terror.
A Black Joke
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
It had been a week since my colleague stopped coming to work without leave. When I went to his place to check on him, I found him lying on his bed hiding under covers. I asked what was wrong, and he replied, "That woman over there says I mustn't go out." I looked at the place he pointed. Then I saw in the narrow gap only a few centimetres wide between the fridge and the wall, a long-haired, paper-thin woman staring at us.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
one of my personal faves

This happened a few years back on a new year's day. All night long I had been out with my friends ; when I came home in the morning I just collapsed on my bed. Then I had a dream in which I was aware I was dreaming. In it I was walking home and somehow all around me, on things like telephone poles and walls, I saw posters being put up, with such words as “Value your life,” and “No use crying over spilt milk,” in black calligraphic writing. The street I was walking on was totally deserted and moreover something that looked like blood was splattered all over the place. I was thinking, god this is some creepy dream! I kept walking and was nearly home when my mother woke me up. She had a very serious look on her face and said, “Don’t sleep in this room.” “Why?” I asked. She replied, “Right now they have a hotoke-sama (the dead) lying right above your room (we lived in an apartment block). ” I wondered if that was why I had a strange dream. Afterwards when we were eating osechi (a new year’s dish) my father uttered, “It was a suicide apparently. He jumped from a building.” When I heard that I was really spooked. Did he regret his rash action after he had jumped?
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
I used to have a little brother.
The only memory I have about him is when I shared with him the boiled sweets I was given for tea.
Even so my brother, who was only one month old when he died, still lives on in our heart.
>> Anonymous
MOAR!!
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
I am a psychiatrist and the other day I encountered a case which sent a chill down my spine. Sometime ago a new family moved in my neighbourhood; a couple in their sixties and their son, who was about 30 years-old. The son was a so-called recluse and was seldom seen outside his home. Naturally I couldn't ask the family directly but it was obvious that they had moved to the new place to escape from the social stigma.

Days had passed and the son went out less and less until he would not leave the house at all. He was now a complete hikikomori. Every night the mother was heard screaming at him in his bedroom. When I sometimes chanced to meet the mother she greeted to me with a smile but she always looked pale and haggard.

A half year had passed since I last caught a glimpse of the son when his father came to me and said, "could I ask you to visit us tomorrow?" I had never been involved with them personally or as a doctor but since we were neighbours and neighbours were supposed to help each other, I agreed to come.

The next day when I visited them both father and mother welcomed me at the door. "Please, come this way," the mother said as she lead the way to her son's room. When we came to the front of the room the mother suddenly shouted, "I'm going to open the door!" As soon as she burst in she shrieked, "why are you still sleeping? Get up!" She tore the duvet off the bed. I saw what lay there and was struck dumb with disbelief. There was only one faceless, unclothed mannequin lying on the bed. Then the father told me, "the person I want you to see is my wife, who can not bear to accept the reality."
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
This is a story I heard from my friend, who works in an estate agent.
There was a flat he was in charge of, and one of its rooms always gave him a strange feeling every time he stepped in it. Something was not quite right about it, but he could not put a finger on what it was. Then one day he thought he found out the reason; he spotted that the passage next to the room was about one metre shorter than it should be. He went to the end of the corridor and knocked on the wall. And from the sound being made he deduced that there was a small space between the original wall and the one he was knocking on. He thought that was odd and decided to investigate further. Having first got permission from his boss, he pulled down the wall.

“I would have felt better if I’d found a skeleton or something in there,” my friend told me later about his experience.
In reality what he found inside was a certain word, repeated again and again, written all over the walls.
“Mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy……,”so the word ran endlessly, in red crayon.

In the end they decided to put the wall back into place, leaving the place as it was, without erasing the words. After that he promptly handed over the charge of the property to other colleague.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
When I was a child I lived in a rented two-floor house.
Both my parents worked so I was often alone when I came home from school.
One early evening when I came home the house was still dark.
I called out, “Mum?” and heard a voice say “Yeeeeees?” from upstairs.
I called her again, and again got the same “Yeeeeees?” reply.

I felt she was calling me and climbed up the stairs.
When I reached the first floor I called her once more and the voice “Yeeeeees?” came from the furthest room.
I felt both uneasy and a strong urge to see my mother and started to walk towards the room.

But just that moment I heard the front door downstairs open and my mother come in, carrying a lot of shopping bags.
‘Samuel (my name), are you home?” My mother called in a cheery voice.
Hearing her voice made me feel instantly better and I turned back to go downstairs at once – but not before I had a quick glance towards the room.

While I watched from the top of the stairs, the door to the room slowly opened a crack.
For a brief moment I saw something strange in there.
It was an unnaturally pale face staring at me.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
There was once a girl who had been diagnosed as having only three months to live.
When her friends came to visit her in hospital, the girl’s mother, hoping to make the best out of the occasion, got the idea of taking a picture of them together while the girl was still relatively well. So she took a picture with the sick girl in the middle sitting up on the bed and her two friends on either side of her.

Only a week later after the picture was taken the girl’s illness took a turn for the worse and within less than three months she passed away.
A funeral was held and the girl’s mother was just beginning to come to terms with her loss when she remembered about the picture she took in hospital. She went to a shop to have it developed, but when she had the pictures back she couldn't find that particular picture. When she asked the shop owner about it he just said, “I’m sorry… I made a mess of it.” The mother however got suspicious and asked him again what became of the picture. She said it was the last picture of her daughter she took before the girl died and begged him to give it to her. “I really think you shouldn't see it,” said the shop owner. “You just stay calm, ma’am, OK?” He said before cautiously taking out the picture in question.
>> Anonymous
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>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
And there it was, the picture of the three girls - but one thing was different; the body of her daughter (who sat in the middle) looked as though it was mummified.

The mother was very upset but she took the picture home nevertheless, telling the shop owner that she wanted to have it purified by a shaman.
When she was at a shaman’s the mother asked her what implications the sinister picture had; and there again the mother was met with a wall of silence. But as before, the mother would not give up and begged the shaman to tell her the truth. The shaman in the end gave in to the mother's persistent entreaties and opened her mouth. She said;

“To my regret, your daughter has fallen into hell.”
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Alone at work late one night, you are putting in a CD to install a program on your computer. The CD is unlabeled though you remember it being labeled like any other mass produced CD.
You put it into the drive, and find it to have no data on it either. Instead of the normal CD spinning sound, it almost sounded like screaming. It’s obviously the wrong CD and you find the real one soon, and continue your work.

Alone again on another night you need to back-up your hard drive on a blank CD, so you put one in. You hear the vaguely familiar screaming noise, but this time your computer screen goes blank for a few seconds, before the entire floor goes dark.

Now the screaming you hear is not coming from a computer drive, it’s coming from down the hall… and it’s getting closer.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
My grandma fell down last year and had to spend time in a nursing home. While she was gone, I was cleaning up old shit she had accumulated around the house so she could get around better, and mom and I could find any important papers.

I found an old (not really old, like 80’s or 90’s) black and white slide. It was of some guy laying in a coffin. Dead, of course. I thought it was creepy because he looked like me.

I asked my mom if she knew who it was. She said “It’s you.” (she was joking) Then she looked at it and her eyes got huge and she started crying and hugged me and said she was sorry she made that joke. I said “It doesn’t look like anyone BUT me, does it?” and she said “no, it really doesn’t.”

Gramma doesn’t remember anything about the slide. I still have it. I shit you not….it looks like me. Just like me.
>> Anonymous
>>91332204
1 Man... 3 Hands ????

BULLSHIT
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Every child fears under their bed. If they don’t, they fear the closet, or maybe that little crack in the almost closed door.

Scientists know that children are more perceptive, they see things adults don’t. They aren’t yet tethered into only accepting what society wants them to accept. They see what is truly there.

They see the monsters.

If you were to borrow a child’s eyes and see through them for a night, you would go insane. To be able to see what you only dimly remember, burrowing into your covers while wearing those train pajamas, hoping to a God you can barely comprehend that “it” doesn’t see you back…would drive an adult crazy. Because Adults forget the rules.

1) Cover yourself. If you can’t see it, it can’t see you. Even if it makes it harder to breathe.

2) Don’t make a noise. Every whimper can lead to destruction.

3) Don’t move. It attracts their attention.

4) Only light can make them go away. Bright light. Flashlights make it worse.

Teens are caught in the middle. They still feel what’s there, but they cannot see… and they forget the rules….

Why do you think there are so many insomniacs typing at their computers, subconsciously praying the light from their monitor will be enough to keep them away?

It’s not. Now look behind you with a child’s eyes and try not to scream.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
You don’t know it, but someone has been removed from your life. They haven’t died, they haven’t moved, they have simply ceased to be from present future and history. However you still know they were there, you faintly recall broken memories of someone else there, someone who should have been there but you think you’re crazy. You go to do something, but you can’t remember what …

It was them, they wanted to talk to you.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Another PF

Every family in every town in every country on every continent has one. It’s a cabinet, not particularly odd, not out of place. The paint was peeling a bit on the corners and the knob was a bit loose. The inside smelled like dust and the paint wasn’t the same as the kitchen walls.

You hid in there once during a game of hide ‘n’ seek.

No one told you it doesn’t open back into your reality. Don’t worry, you can’t tell the difference.

But everyone misses you.
>> Anonymous
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>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
Any night, around 10 or 11 pm, take yourself to a flat, open area where you can walk in a straight line for two minutes or so without running into anything. Once there, face in the direction you plan to walk, with your arms at your sides and your hands relaxed. Close your eyes, and take a deep breath. At precisely 11:09 and 20 seconds, start walking. Be sure to take one step every second, no more, no less. Do not open your eyes, and do not hesitate. Count your steps in your head as you go. On the one hundred and eleventh step, say the word “One” out loud, and stop. Your breath will catch in your throat, and your hair will stand on end. For the next ten seconds, you will be unable to move a single muscle in your body, no matter how hard you try. After these ten seconds, you will be able to move and breathe again – however, you will then start to feel the sensation of cold metal claws seizing each of your fingers by the base and plucking them clean off of your hand. It will not hurt.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
You will surely be horrified, but do not open your eyes, and do not move. If you move or open your eyes, all that anyone will ever find of you is your two fingerless hands, severed cleanly at the wrist. Once the claws have stopped, and all of your fingers have been plucked off, stay still for another ten seconds. It may help to count. After these ten seconds have passed, you may open your eyes. You will find that your fingers are still quite firmly attached to your hands. Go home immediately, and go directly to bed. Speak to no one for the rest of the night, and enter no building that you do not consider your home.

The next day, you will have become One of Them. Once per day, as long as there is even a sliver of sunlight, you may point at someone and speak the word “One.” That night, he will face the same trial that you faced. If you see that person the next day, you will know that he, too, has become One of Them. If not, then do not be alarmed if you do not feel hungry the rest of the day.
>> Ryngw0rm !!D4b2DFoUGoo
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