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SCP-173 Anonymous
Item #: SCP-173

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

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>> Anonymous
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
>> Anonymous
good story bro
>> Anonymous
>>94662772
>>94662808
That...
That's a very surreal follow up.
>> Anonymous
>>94662772

GTFO my /B/
>> Anonymous
wat
>> Anonymous
>>94662772


I KAN HAZ SEX WITH CHILDREN?
>> Anonymous
copy pasta is copy.
>> Anonymous
nice story i like it

Wheres the pic from tho?
>> Anonymous
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You know... old copypasta was tasty. I miss this stuff.
>> Anonymous
old shit is old
>> Anonymous
the euclids are nothing, man, you don't wanna get stuck in a room with a fucking mobius. "object" my ass!
>> Anonymous
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epic thread
>> Anonymous
Item #: SCP-871

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-871 is to be housed in a sealed plexiglass box. 4 armed guards are to be on staff at all times to terminate anyone attempting to gain unauthorized access to SCP-871. If SCP-871 is removed without disabling the alarm the room is sealed off and cyanide gas is pumped into the room terminating the threat.

Description: SCP-871 was originally found in ??????,??????????. It appears to be an ordinary pencil eraser, composed of an unknown rubber like substance. All attempts to break it by bending have failed and all attempts to cut it using any means has also failed. SCP-871 will immediately go back to its original state when the stress is removed. It is also to be noted that the eraser leaves no shavings behind even on the atomic level so it is believed that the eraser can be used an infinite number of times and has no risk of any part of it being smuggled out.

Any written phrase of factual events that have passed in the life of the test subject using SCP-871 that is erased becomes false, as if the event never occurred. The test subject retains no memory of the event which was erased nor the act of erasing the statement.

Further tests were made on SCP-871 to test the breadth of its effect. A test of a statement written involving active participants other than the test
subject resulted in no effect. Another test of a statement written involving the test subject as a witness to an act resulted in the test subject forgetting the act but did not change the act that was witnessed. Test results so far indicate that SCP-871 only erases events in which the user was the sole active participant in.
>> Anonymous
Is /b/ orientable?
>> Anonymous
>>94663633
A test on the date [DATA EXPUNGED] using a voluntary death row inmate in exchange for a life sentence showed a possible hazard when using SCP-871. The subject was to erase the phrase "I murdered [NAME REMOVED]." The subject appeared to immediately implode, leaving no visible sign that he/she was even there at all. In his/her place stood the victim, completely naked. The victim appeared the same age as when he/she was murdered, but any attempt at communication resulted in failure as the newly revived victim showed signs of dementia and great confusion. It is hypothesized that the victim had no memory of who he/she is, nor any language or basic motor skills. The victim passed out and was promptly tested. Brain scans of the victim showed erratic signals as well as nearly every part of the brain being active at the same time. Upon waking, the victim began to thrash about and became very distraught. Heart monitors recorded the heart beat at 180 beats per minute and a blood pressure of 400/212. Before a tranquilizer could be administered, the victim experienced a massive heart attack and died. Victim could not be revived.

Autopsy revealed that the majority of the victim's brain was completely smooth and about the size of that of an average newborn. The rest of the body was that of a typical adult. The reason is currently unknown.

Until an accurate effect range and safety level of the item's usage is established, SCP-871 is to be locked away until further experiments are authorized by a unanimous vote of a 10 member panel of O5 personnel.
>> Anonymous
TL;DR EPIC WIN OP
>> Anonymous
SCARYTHREAD GO GO GO
>> Anonymous
WAIT A SECOND !!!!! if that all is true....
THEN WHO THE HELL WAS PHONE?
>> Anonymous
i request more of this, gentle op
>> Anonymous
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>>94664215
MILLHOUSE WAS PHONE
>> Animal Sister
Badass.
>> Anonymous
MOAR STORYS LIKE THIS!
>> Anonymous
KEEP THIS SHIT BUMPED!!

WHRE I CAN READ THESE OFF /b/?????/
>> Anonymous
>>94663633and
>>94663918here, not OP though...

here's one of my favorites

Item #: SCP-294

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: There are no standard special containment procedures on file for Item SCP-294. However, only personnel of security clearance level 2 or higher are allowed to interact with it (see document SCP-294a). SCP-294 is currently being stored in the 2nd floor personnel break room and is monitored by two guards of security clearance level 3 at all times.

Description: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to every alphanumeric character of the English language. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured. Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed (including requests for water, coffee, beer, soda, and non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil) and each one returned a success.

It is of note that after approximately fifty uses, the machine would not respond to further requests. After a period of approximately 90 minutes, the machine seemed to have restocked itself. It is also interesting to note that many caustic liquids that would have eaten through a normal paper cup seemed to have no effect on the cups dispensed by the machine.

Further testing is scheduled, especially for liquids of extreme temperatures such as molten metals and liquid nitrogen. As suggested, SCP-294 was moved to the 2nd floor personnel break room as a money-saving venture. Following incident 294-01, guards were stationed at the item and a security clearance became necessary to interact with it.
>> Anonymous
>>94664657
Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01): On August 21, 2005, Agent Joseph ?????? attempted to utilize Item SCP-294 to obtain coffee during his alloted break time at 9:30 AM. At the request of Agent ????? ????????? "to see what it would do", ?????? requested "a cup of Joe" from the item. Moments after confirming the selection, Agent Joseph ?????? began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing. After being moved to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by Item SCP-294; a foul-smelling combination of blood, bits of flesh, and other various bodily fluids. Most disturbingly, testing revealed the DNA sequence of the biological material dispensed by Item SCP-294 matched that of Agent ??????.

Agent ?????? made a complete recovery in the infirmary after four weeks of rest and intravenous hydration. X-rays and CAT scans showed no further signs of injury, and ?????? was released. Both agents were reprimanded. Recommend additional security placed in the area of Item SCP-294.

Addendum [SCP-294f]: After reviewing documentation on SCP-294, ??????????? suggested testing SCP-294's ability to 'retrieve' specific liquids from several distances. The theory [DATA EXPUNGED]. Included in ??????????? report was a suggestion of using SCP-294 as a method of assassination by draining a target's fluids. Use of SCP-294 in such a way is highly discouraged, primarily for the possibility of discovery.

Addendum [SCP-294g]: Attempts to use the paper cups delivered by SCP-294 to contain SCP-075's acid excretion resulted in failure. Apparently, the paper cups can only contain the liquid last selected in SCP-294's touchpad. Further testing of this phenomenon is scheduled.
>> Anonymous
At first I was like "SPOILER TAGS? ON MY /b/?"

But then, I frowned
>> Anonymous
>>94662772
>>94662772

WTF is this shit???!?! z0mg
>> Anonymous
>>94664215

yeah i noticed that too
>> Animal Sister
Mmm... Creepypasta.
>> Anonymous
>>94664583
it's not that hard to find even if you're a newfag...
>> Anonymous
>>94665393

well then

tell me if its not that hard mr smarty pants
>> Anonymous
am I the only one besides OP who likes reading/posting SCPs? I'll only post one more fav then you guys are on your own.

Item #: SCP-007

Object Class: Safe/Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-007 is to be contained in a sealed room measuring 10' on each side. Room is to be furnished comfortably as a living area, along with whatever items are requested by ??????????????? (hereafter referred to as subject), given that providing subject with requested items would not compromise security. Subject is not to be allowed to leave the room, and is to be detained with force if necessary.

Description:

SCP-007 is located within a cavity in the abdomen of subject. Subject is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 25 years of age (subject claims to be 28) and is 176 cm in height. Most of subject's abdomen (muscles, skin, and organs) are absent, though subject does not appear to suffer for this. Instead of normal flesh, a sphere composed of soil and water is present, though it does not actually come into contact with subject's body at any point. The sphere appears to be in most respects a miniature near-duplicate of the Earth, approximately 60 cm. in diameter, although continental alignment is not consistent with that of any alignment known in Earth's history. Sphere has its own weather patterns and negligible gravitational pull, in addition to microscopic organisms somewhat resembling those of modern-day Earth inhabiting it. Two intelligent species have been observed, though contact and communication with either has yet to be made. Technology levels of observed species are approximately equal to that of 15th century Earth. Technological levels of observed species are to be checked no less than once weekly.
>> Anonymous
omgg
>> Anonymous
>>94665661
Subject claims to be named ???????????????, but no records of such a person can be found. Subject does not require food or water, and while he has been observed consuming both, what happens to such substances after being swallowed is unknown. Subject is intelligent (IQ has been measured at 128) and amiable, and regards the planet in his abdomen as a minor curiosity about his body. Subject seems to experience no stress about his unusual condition. When questioned about planet's origins, subject replied "I just woke up one day, and there it was. I don't have any idea how it got there." Subject has provided a Social Security number and driver's license number and requested that they be checked against known records. When checked, it was discovered that neither had yet been allocated.

Dr. ??????? has a weekly chess game with subject, during which the subject's mental health is evaluated. Dr. ??????? reports that subject does not seem to mind the restricted living environment, and has yet to attempt to escape or show signs of violence or mental illness, though he has repeatedly requested a computer with an internet connection. It is recommended that this not be provided as it may be used to compromise security.
>> Anonymous
PASTA FOR UR COPY?
>> Anonymous
>>94665573
sorry don't feel like it. partially because you assumed I was a mr.
>> Anonymous
These are epic.

MOOOAR
>> Anonymous
>>94665853

then your a troll and have no idea where it comes from.

cuz im sure a title would of been less to type than that rude rebuttal
>> Anonymous
scp-wiki(DOT)wikidot(DOT)cum/scp-series#toc10
>> Anonymous
>>94666438
dude, fucking google "Item #: SCP-007" or any other such phrase from one of the articles. are you retarded?
>> Anonymous
Aw shucks, we're getting nice things back :3 Moar old timey copy pasta to set /b/ right.
>> Anonymous
>>94666438
well I'm sorry to have stepped on your dick just because you're too lazy to google "scp series"

if a girl can do it you should be able to
>> Anonymous
WOOT! Old time copypasta thread!

I don't remember the name of the "items" but they were all really creepy, like there was one where it told you to go to a church and get a machette from the organ player, and murder the whole wedding, then go to hell and whatnot, and you get an item at the end. don't remember what they were called.

HALP
>> Anonymous
>>94666714
How could you have stepped on a 2cm dick?
>> Anonymous
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WARNING REGARDING THE RELEASE OF DANGEROUS INFORMATION AND DISTURBANCES WITHIN OOHARAS ROOM.
Are probes within the SARACH-project reports as follows; a false informationcarrier within THURAH, with imprecise temporal coordinates has been exposed to a congruent flow of unknown nature and stripped of its shell that concealed a HEERES-tunnel. This occured at T?= 17 324 775 994.
An automatic and instantaneous vacuumbarrier was erected around the offending planet by a pesuodosatellie from the NUNC-network.
At this point a new and previously unexpected disturbance occurred in the Vacuumsymmetry in Ooharas room.
All informationschannels on THURAH are now open for HERRES. Our HWCC-observers have spotted numerous and frenetic transmissions on the LIC-CEWS band emanating from the HERRES-probe.
As far as our patrol has not yet established physical presence in your solarsystem you will be responsible for all the disturbances in the vacuumsymmetry and quadrolumniscence that has and will occur in the TOD-zone.
Avoid processes in the organisator-field.
Avoid processes in of Scoroid and Therapid-type.
>> Anonymous
>>94665661
Where are you getting these from?
>> Anonymous
>>94667363
I have very small feet and good eyesight ;)
>> Anonymous
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/main

took me 2 seconds
>> Anonymous
Newfag here, what the hell is this about?
>> Anonymous
EPIC
>> Anonymous
It's fake, it's probably just something that was found in a storage unit that was owned by some psycho mexican.
>> Anonymous
bump because i love this thread
>> Anonymous
Makes no sense to me, found the site, fucking cool, but why, when, what?
>> Anonymous
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I love this thread