As a precaution I'm uploading SCP-317's condensed field report. Part 1 attached.
Item #: SCP-317
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Internet connection to Server 23 of our localized database is to be avoided. The server does contain important information required for the maintenance of field operations, and connection of the server to the internet must be limited to very short amounts of time while the data stream is monitored by a certified PN Computer Technician. No new data may be stored on the server.
Description: A PHP file was aberrantly created on Server 23 on 2 August 2008. This file mirrored many automatic scripts programmed by our software, but it was outside of system parameters. On 26 September 2008 the file, SCP-317, began to update its content. The origin of this content is unknown. No data trace has been successful in discovering the origin of this content. Soon after, more content began to be created. A recursive loop eventually found itself into the file. This led to any attempt to access the file slowly overloading the RAM of the computer, rendering it inoperable. The content reflects a conscious awareness. Before the size of the file led the recursive loop to crash many computers in our network, research indicated clear and cognizant opinion statements and even legitimately humorous English-language jokes contained within the file.
It is therefore our scientific conclusion that the file is in and of itself self-aware. Attempts to delete the file have resulted in the complete obliteration of the computers attempting to access the server. The silicone in the RAM cards melted. How has not been ascertained.