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Anonymous
I love it when Yanks say "God bless America."

Firstly there is no "God," this has been proven.

Secondly, expecting/requesting that "God" will bless America exclusively (perhaps damning everyone else?) is racist, selfish and downright retarded.

Third, if you think God has ever blessed America, look around. Americans had every chance to build something beautiful: Huge arable landmass filled with every resource, European technology, friendly natives and no other countries starting any shit. Paradise.
And look what you did with it. It's now a polluted, bigoted wasteland of violence and ignorance, and as if the land you took from the natives wasn't enough, you have to fuck up every other country, using hideous chain stores and corrupt puppet governments to satisfy your greed.
God Damn America.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922
Agreed
>> Anonymous
Inb4 137 predictable responses.
>> Anonymous
>this has been proven
lol wut?
>> Anonymous
nigger nigger nigger nigger
>> Anonymous
>Firstly there is no "God," this has been proven.

i must have missed that
>> Anonymous
Americafag here.

>>95800922
Agreed.
>> Anonymous
>>95801204

Untill there is proof to show that god exists, we can pretty safely say that he does not exist.
Dont really care about the BAWWW you're gonna shoot back at this reply, i dont respect your rediculous belief in a childrens story.
>> Anonymous
i do believe sir you are jealous of us Americans.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922

You, sir, are and idiot. :(
>> Anonymous
>>95801477

I love it when they say that.
>> sagesagesagesagesage sagesagesagesagesage
obvious troll is unsucessful
>> Anonymous
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-024
lol wut? anonymous contained
>> Anonymous
who proved God doesn't exist?
>> Anonymous
>>95801204
>>95801346
OP here, it was proven centuries ago but the churches suppressed the information because they were getting so much cash from the ignorant peasantry.
Most intelligent people see through their bullshit at a very young age anyway, I know I did.

>>95801477
You got me. I'm jealous that you get to pay through the nose for medical treatment, which you need regularly because of all the gun-toting maniacs.
I wish I could have such a mediocre education too, not to mention an increasingly corrupt police state controlling and monitoring me.
Mostly though I'm jealous of how loved you are throughout the world, it surprises me that so few Americans have passports when they are so warmly recieved wherever they go.
>> Anonymous
AGREED
>> Anonymous
>>95802063
>>95802063
"the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"

yes it was said before Boondocks. fuckers.
>> Anonymous
i love how because I'm American its my fault that Bush ruined our foreign affairs. I'm 21 which means i was not eligable to vote for him but if i were to travel anywhere i would be criticized because of where i'm from. i've also never been threatened with a gun let alone shot or stabbed or anything of the sort and i live in new york city so figure that one out
>> Anonymous
>>95801426

Not even that, really: any evidence or rationale justifying belief in gods would be greatly anticipated.
>> Anonymous
>>95802344
Belief in something without any evidence of it's existence is delusional.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922

No, there is no proof "god doesn't exist". If there was religion would not be around. What proof is this? Try to show us categorical proof that disproves God.
>> Anonymous
>>95801426

There are lots of things we can't prove in day-to-day life that we all accept as true. As someone else said, the absence of proof does not prove an absence.
>> Anonymous
Athiests use the same baseless arguements christians do.
>> Anonymous
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>>95802665
First, define "God."
Omnipotent, benevolent superbeing? Disproved.
NEXT!
>> Anonymous
>>95802781
>>There are lots of things we can't prove in day-to-day life that we all accept as true. As someone else said, the absence of proof does not prove an absence.

Indeed. But we believe those things because we have EVIDENCE for them. Our belief in them is JUSTIFIED. The problem with religion is that such beliefs AREN'T justified.
>> Anonymous
>>95802978

This argument can be explained away as easily as it is made. There is possibly a reason for said "evil", perhaps sometimes a child just needs to die for the greater good.

What one person sees as evil could be good, or for the greater good to another.
>> Anonymous
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Dude, we all hate Americans, but trolling them is pointless...
>> Anonymous
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>> Anonymous
>>95803006

No, there are many things we have no evidence proving a theory about. For example we aren't quite sure how the drugs an anaesthetist uses works when putting people to sleep for an operation, we know that it works and how much we need to use but aren't 100% sure about the workings of it.

If you can't disprove something (which you can't) and they can't prove it then there's no proof either way. Sorry, it's just the way it works.
>> Anonymous
>>95802665
Religion was a notion devised to control people and elevate clever individuals to a status of power.
>> Anonymous
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>>95803247
Wouldn't an OMNIPOTENT God be able to remove the need for "greater" good, and make everything good?
Why would God need to compromise with evil if He/She was all-powerful?
>> Anonymous
>using hideous chain stores and corrupt puppet governments to satisfy your greed.

Fuck guys, I think he figured out that we are a nation that consists entirely of rich fat cats that all get a cut of the nations we exploit.
>> Anon
we are never going to convince religifags that god doesn't exist, nor are we going to make athiefags accept he does.

God doesn't need proof, god is merely faith, as is the belief he doesn't exist.

Because we just fucking DON'T KNOW. We can believe, speculate or whatever but that's the end. WE DON'T KNOW!

Atheifag here.
>> Anonymous
>>95802978

Perhaps the evil is in the world to decieve people, kind of weed out the non-believers who aren't quite as "pure of heart" as the true "believers". If there was a god and everything always went great there would be no "faith" there would only be knowledge. Maybe he doesn't want "bad seeds" getting a free ride just because they realise that they have to be good or *will* goto hell.
>> Anonymous
The only thing correct about this thread is the pic depicting a troll by the op

all posts are thus invalid
>> sage sage
First of all there is a god and his name is Rick Astley

Secondly fuck the natives. All countries except the shit poor ones invade other countries and take their shit.

Third... how is asking god to bless america racist? That just doesn't make sense.

Fourth Fail troll is Fail
>> Anonymous
haha u wasnt talking shit back in ww2 u pussy!
>> Anonymous
>>95800922
No one can disprove God, nor can anyone prove his existence. They're all theories, some having more evidence than others, but still theories. What do you mean no other country starting shit? War with Mexico in 1840's, then the southern states wanted to secede. And America did has used the huge arable land, did use every resource and did use European technology, that's how in 200 years, they've become the most powerful nation on the planet, dip shit.
>polluted
And so is almost every other MEDC in the world.
>bigoted wasteland
Southern states do not represent America
>violence
Every country has violence, it's natural
>ignorance
see point on bigoted wasteland
>fuck up every other country
Such as...
>hideous chain stores
fuck you, walmart rules
>Corrupt puppet governments
Yeah, that's EVERY government in American history.
>greed
human nature.
What ever country you're from is probably shit. Don't throw all those satistics about Iceland and other small european countries having the best education and such, their populations are tiny, it's easier to provide a high level of education to such a small number of people. And if you're a britfag, FUCK YOU! YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM IS GOD SAVED THE QUEEN! THAT'S EXPECTING THAT GOD WILL PREVENT THE QUEEN FROM DANGER (PERHAPS DAMNING EVERYONE ELSE?) IS SELFISH AND DOWNRIGHT RETARDED.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922

Fuck yeah, I hate those fucking baptist and evangilical christcunts who try to run the world through the us government. Bush was put in power by these cunts. Atleast the Catholics keep out of shit now.
>> Anonymous
>>95803727
You don't even know where the OP is from you ignorant thundercunt.
>> Anonymous
>>95801039
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>>95803792
Samefags.
>> Anonymous
>>95803537

see

>>95803687

God created Adam and Eve and they deceived him, why should he trust humans? Fuck them, if I was him (if he exists) I'd be fucking with humans non stop.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922


That's your opinion. You're entitled to it.
>> Anonymous
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OP here,
pic related. It's me.
>> Anonymous
>>95803976

What this guy said.

>>95800922

That's a wonderful faith you have there, your belief is no different from a christfag's one though. Just because you believe something and have faith in it doesn't mean that another outcome may be the true one. Until you provide evidence there is no God you will not be able to convince anyone.

Hell, even if you provided evidence it wouldn't matter, this is a FAITH people have, they could easily just assume that the evidence was put here to test their faith. So you keep going with your faith and they'll keep going with theirs.
>> Anonymous
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNiPu6ezI8

AMERICA FUCK YEHA
>> Anonymous
C'mon look at the face holding the sign! ITS A TROLL!!!
>> sage sage
Eww if that really is you in the pic op you truly are a piece of shit... I don't really care what you think about america...

but is that really a Kansas City Royals shirt? a pink one no less?
>> Anonymous
>>95803790
>>No one can disprove God, nor can anyone prove his existence
A claim without evidence can be disproven without evidence.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922
so true =(
anyway america rule the world
the rest of the world fails harder
>> Anonymous
ITT: One person posting.
>> Anonymous
well at least we invented goddamn mcdonalds

got that shit going for us
>> Anonymous
>>95803450
>>No, there are many things we have no evidence proving a theory about.

Not what I said. There is no such thing as evidence that PROVES something. We can only ever change how certain we are that a given proposition is true.
For example, we can never PROVE quantum mechanical theory, but we can perform tests that makes us more and more certain that it is true.

>>For example we aren't quite sure how the drugs an anaesthetist uses works when putting people to sleep for an operation, we know that it works and how much we need to use but aren't 100% sure about the workings of it.

Not 100%, no, but we nevertheless have a very good grasp. We can do tests that either support or disprove a given explanation.

>>If you can't disprove something (which you can't) and they can't prove it then there's no proof either way. Sorry, it's just the way it works.

Well, yes. But that just means the logical stance is nonbelief: neither affirm that gods exist, nor affirming that gods don't exist.
>> Anonymous
>>95804574

No, it can't. Look at the word you are using. You CAN NOT PROVE anything without evidence just as you CAN NOT DISPROVE anything without evidence.

Look at science, everything is theory until disproven. I can say 1+1=2 and it's going to be 2 as the answer every time you do it BUT if one time you do it and it comes up as 3 then my theory is disproven, you cannot disprove it until you have the evidence from the time it come up as 3.

To repeat, you CAN NOT disPROVE anything without evidence. If you think you do you fail at science and are probably a religofag as they also hate science and fail at it.
>> sergeant frog
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britfags ftw......seriously though we've got crisps
>> Anonymous
>>95800922
Where are you from OP?
>> Anonymous
>>95804883

Yes, you can take a logical stance. Logic has defied many people of coming to a true fact in the past though.

Logically with no prior knowledge you would assume the sun rotated around the earth just like the moon.
>> Anonymous
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>>95805017
Britcrisps FTW!!!!
>> Anonymous
>>95804279
lols
>> Anonymous
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>>95805118
OP here, I'm from the internet.
>> sergeant frog Anonymous
>>95805179
WOTSITS.....FUCK YEAH
>> Anonymous
Newfags
>> sergeant frog Anonymous
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this thread is now about crisps
>> Anonymous
>>95804883
In science a theory is a TESTABLE model of the
manner of interaction of a set of natural phenomena, capable of predicting future occurrences or observations of the same kind, and CAPABLE OF BEING TESTED through experiment or otherwise verified through empirical observation.

In scientific usage, a THEORY DOES NOT MEAN AN UNSUBSTANTIATED GUESS OR A HUNCH, as it can in everyday speech. A theory is a logically self-consistent model or framework for describing the behavior of a related set of natural or social phenomena. It originates from or is supported by rigorous observations in the natural world, or by experimental evidence (wiki)

Umm...

tldr: Theory =/= Guess
>> Anonymous
>>95805997
Hey, this is America, and those are called chips limey.
greatest country in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>95806049

ITT people such as the above who have a 8th grade level science understanding just making shit up.
>> Anonymous
Uh, no, it has never been proven that God doesn't exist. Ever.

Try again next time.
>> Anonymous
>>95805997
I FUCKIN LOVE PRINGLES!
>> Anonymous
>>95805997
POTATO CHIPS FAGGOT
>> Anonymous
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>>95806111
Hey, this is Britain, and THOSE are called chips.
Greatest country in the world.
>> Anonymous
>>95806111
No
This is the INTERNET
>> sergeant frog Anonymous
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>>95806111
you calling me a fucking limey????? i ain't no sailor bitch
meh call them what you want this thread is now about thinly sliced lightly fried potato
>> Anonymous
>>95806049

Define: theory

An unproven conjecture; An expectation of what should happen, barring unforeseen circumstances; (sciences) A coherent statement or set of statements that attempts to explain observed phenomena; (sciences) A logical structure that enables one to deduce the possible results of every experiment.

A theory is an educated guess. You have not disproven god.
>> Anonymous
>>95806323


Britain, greatest country in the world???

Even your islamic leaders don't think so.
>> Anonymous
>>95806412

Britain created America. True story.
>> Anonymous
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>>95806161
Can you prove that?
>> sergeant frog Anonymous
>>95806412
britain is a shithole but i like living here
>> Anonymous
Why are the atheists bothering anymore? You can't convince them as they've had this nonsense drilled into them since birth.

Answer me this: Supposing you'd never heard of the bible, never went to church in your life or heard of this jesus character. You go into a bookshop (or your knuckle-dragging equivalent) and pick up a book which has the premise for the bible as it's blurb, what would you think?

You'd laugh and return it to the shelf with rolling eyes.

TL:DR; You are a grown man with an imaginary friend, and that to me is so, so sad.
>> Anonymous
>>95806154

STFU
>> Anonymous
>>95805178
>>Yes, you can take a logical stance. Logic has defied many people of coming to a true fact in the past though.

Logic comes to conclusions via premises. False premises leads to untrustworthy conclusions. If you don't know your premises are false, you don't know that your conclusion is untrustworthy.

That's where experimentation comes into play. Via empirical observation, we can determine just how likely our premises are to be true.

>>Logically with no prior knowledge you would assume the sun rotated around the earth just like the moon.

Indeed. But we can perform experiments to see whether our conclusions is true. As it turns out, motion is relative, so go figure.

But that said, without ANY knowledge we wouldn't even know whether the Sun or Moon exist, how they move, etc. As we acquire more and more knowledge, we can come to more and more reliable conclusions.


But getting back to the point at hand, we STILL have no logical reason to conclude the existence of deities. We have reason to believe in the existence of neutrinos, but not gods. Discrete quanta of light, but not gods. Galaxies and other Suns, but not gods.

Nor, for that matter, unicorns, goblins, or leprechauns.
>> Anonymous
>>95806161
"There is a invisible flying pink teapot orbiting around Mars."

Can you disprove that?
>> Anonymous
>>95800922

Ill read the thread after i post this: Americans say "God bless America." because hollywood has that saying in every-fucking film ever made - Amerifags take alot of things from movies and even believe there real (to an extent...).

tl;dr amerifags watch too many movies
>> Anonymous
Successful troll is successful.
>> Anonymous
>>95806591

People have believed in gods for many ages. Thinking that just because Christianity never exited there would be no religion is a pretty stupid thing to think.

I'm not a Christian but I always find it funny the hardcore "Athiests" preach, have beliefs and pretty much are religious in their endevors.

A lot of them are backyard "scientists" though they've never read one text. They preach that god musn't exist because Science disproves it when they have no idea themself.

It's kind of funny how science and the churches have swapped places over the last few hundred years.

>> Anonymous
>>95806808

If it's invisible, how do you know it's pink?

Also, the teapot being a human invention- how'd it get into orbit? Also, if it is invisible by ways of science, who did that? Are you suggesting other life forms?

If so, they, being of further technological advance may have created us and not your god.
>> Anonymous
>>95806808

Yes, though you are mis-quoting. It is entirely disprovable nowdays with satellites and mars visitations.
>> Anonymous
>>95806369
All I'm saying is I'm done with you limeys spelling our language wrong, learn to spell with a fucking u or s, its gay. God bless America.
>> Anonymous
>>95806808
Invisible objects reflect no light
Pink objects reflect pink light

There is nothing which is both invisible and pink
There, Disproved.
>> Anonymous
>>95806978
>If it's invisible, how do you know it's pink?

Because i believe its pink.

>Also, the teapot being a human invention-

Our teapots where created in it's image

FUCK YOU ATHEIST SCUM
>> Anonymous
>>95807098

Err... no, it's not. We can image more and more the Martian stratosphere, but we can never say with 100% certainty that there are no chocolate teapots orbiting Mars. It is incredibly unlikely, but it could just be that there exists such a teapot.
>> Anonymous
>>95806808

It could probably be proved nowdays. Stop trying to be smart by quoting others.

Either way, what does this add to the arguement? The arguement is that god can be disproved, this is fase, he cannot be disproved. Drawing parrarells to other things in no way helps your side of the arguement, you're just trying to bring in ambiguity and other things to the arguement.

Keep it simple. Show evidence that god doesn't exist.
>> Anonymous
>>95802344

Agreed 100%. OP is totally gay.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922

You, sir, are and idiot. :/
>> Anonymous
Completely agreed.
>> Anonymous
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>>95806161
The existence of God was disproven in the Simpsons episode "HOMR."
If you don't believe me, doesn't matter because:
Unless you can prove that God has never been disproven, I have faith that God has, at some point been disproven.
And you can't fuck with blind faith.
>> Anonymous
>>95807214
Lazy american is lazy
can't be bothered to spell the word "colour" so has to remove a letter from the word.

English was here first, you are the one spelling everything wrong


p.s. its an AUBERGINE, not an Egg Plant. Its not hard to spell, dont go fucking renaming plants because it takes a little thought for a 5 year old to remember how to spell it.
>> Anonymous
Ever argued from a theists point of veiw? It feels so child-like, you don't even have to use your brain to justify an answer.

No offence inteded ofc... but it's easy arguing that side than arguing against it.
>> Anonymous
>>95807428

Of course it could be disproved. Build a gigantic wall that it would have to hit into if it was there.

Also, if it's just invisible but exists it would be detectable.
>> Anonymous
>>95807321
>where created
>where

You tell me.
>> Anonymous
>>95800922
that statement sir is made of win
>> Anonymous
>>95807257
>>95807321

I believe you are a haddock
Therefore you ARE a haddock

Belief doesn't define reality, try again.
>> Anonymous
>>95807626

But that's fine, it's fine to have faith. In your case though your faith can be disproven as there has never been any evidence of the non-existance of god :) Disproving god is a lot harder then proving a statment wrong by an athiefag.
>> Anonymous
>>95807674

That wouldn't disprove it: the teapot could just so happen to quantum tunnel through the wall instead of colliding with it. It's a slim chance, but it precludes any disproof.

The only way to disprove something exists is to show that it is logically impossible for it to exist (e.g., square circles or four-sided triangles can't exist because their definitions are logically paradoxical).
>> Anonymous
>>95807650

You know you could say that we spell alot of things wrong seeing how alot of our words come from latin and we've changed them to fit our needs. It's ok for us though - at least we don't call our language fucking latin.

But it's not ok for americans to do it because they still call there language english rather than american/american-english.
>> Anonymous
>>95807758

Hahahahahahaha, I love it when spelling nazi's pick on someones spelling of a word then fucks up.

You linked the wrong post fucktard.
>> Anonymous
So after all this faggotry, the theists STILL haven't produced any reason to believe in the existence of gods.

Funny, that.
>> Anonymous
>>95807758

Teapotians feel no need for correct grammar or spelling, innit.
>> Anonymous
>>95807976

Ahh but it wasn't stipulated that it had these abilities. Sure, you can go chopping and changing your belief as you go like most athiefags do :)
>> Anonymous
>>95807999

Fuck yeah!!
>> Anonymous
>>95808110

Still hasn't disproved Gods existence either :)
>> Anonymous
>>95808207

If someone doesn't believe in something then it's a bad grounds for them to start working from, especially in this case seeing as there is no factual evedence that there is a god.
>> Anonymous
>>95808145
Actually, it was: it's a teapot made of chocolate. Chocolate is capable of quantum tunnelling: it is, after all, just a complex arrangement of proteins and fats. These are in turn made up of particles which can quantum tunnel. Since there exists the possibility for any given particle to exist at any given point in space, there is the remote possibility that the teapot could just so happen to quantum tunnel through the wall.

Oh, and I'm not an atheist, but thanks for caring.
>> Anonymous
>>95807668

So is arguing from an athiests point of view, they have to make the same large stretches to try and "disprove". I mean how stupid can one be if they feel the constant need to try and disPROVE something they should know is impossible to disprove?
>> Anonymous
>>95808366

Actually it was just "yellow teapot" previously.

>>95808336

No factual reason there isn't either.
>> Anonymous
>>95808419

Very true, I am slightly more in favour of atheists form of arguments though (The smarter ones mind, not the "Your gods like the tooth fairy" style of arguing).

I am a bit of a realist though so arguing the theists point is a little tricky for me D:
>> Anonymous
>>95808207

Please disprove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I am not in fact killing you right now.

Go.
>> Anonymous
>>95808593
>No factual reason there isn't either.

Bleh, I hate this argument. What your saying is your Theory is right although you have no way of proveing it.
>> Anonymous
>>95808207

Not the point. We're not saying he doesn't exist, just that there's no reason to believe he DOES exist. Believing in something despite the complete and total absence of due justification (read: reason to believe) is retarded.

People don't believe in unicorns because there's no evidence of them. Why, then, do people believe in gods?
>> Anonymous
>>95808662

I don't have to, if you believe that then that's fine, though that's a physical thing you're talking about, we're talking about god here, you can't draw parallels and try analogys, it's just bad science.
>> Anonymous
dudes , go watch Zeitgeist and Zeitgeist II - Addendum
and come back once you seen them , then reply to this thread , you can stream it for free for the website if u cant be arsed downloading it.
>> Anonymous
>>95808817
>Why, then, do people believe in gods?

Because of habits, growing up in an enviroment where god is pretty much taught to them at an early age. Sad but true. People that grow up with no mention of god(s) will not believe in it.
>> Anonymous
>>95808593

Good point. I'm saw 'teapot' and 'Mars', and I thought the guy was talking CHOCOLATE teapots (which CAN quantum tunnel).

Nevertheless, my point stands: you can't disprove the existence of something without showing it to be a logical paradox.

Consider the notion of a unicorn that is both invisible and pink: though there is nothing inherently paradoxical about unicorns, it IS paradoxical to be both invisible AND pink; you can't simultaneously emit and not emit EM radiation (part of the definitions of 'pink' and 'invisible', respectively). Thus, invisible pink unicorns don't exist.

;)
>> Anonymous
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OP here, this was never meant to be a thread about God.
Disproven or not, we all know "He" exists no more than Santa, The Tooth Fairy or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Let that be the end of it.
This thread was about Americunts (and briefly about crisps/chips), so what say you /b/?
What can be done about these greedy, jingoist anti-intellectuals?
>> Anonymous
>>95809359
>What can be done about these greedy, jingoist anti-intellectuals?

Give them lots and lots and lots of huggles! ^__^ <3
>> Dave !!S3Q7VuxPK2l
>>95809359

They've shown they're capable of fixing their mistakes: they have, after all, voted in Obama. I say we give the fat fucks another chance.
>> Anonymous
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>>95808817
I believe I can answer that.
Way back in the day, cavemen were struggling to understand the world they found themselves in.
"This environment seems ideal for our habitation, but where did it come from?"
In the absence of any immediate evidence to the contrary, their primitive minds concluded it must have been made. How else could such an appropriate living space for us have come about? They had made things themselves and knew things could be constructed for a purpose, so it must be with this world. And since it was usually the men who made tools in the tribe, they decided it must be a very impressive man indeed that could make a planet, sun and moon.
It turns out the world was not made for us, we adapted (by "evolving" if you will) to suit the environment.
The God theory is very obsolete. Ditch it.
>> Anonymous
>>95810061

This is also a theory. You can't prove it :)
>> Anonymous
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>>95810867
ITT: No proof of anything.

Pic unrelated.
>> Anonymous
>>95810061
Yes, it's quite obvious that nothing magically exploded and created order against unimaginably astronomical odds. Can't you see this obvious fact, you MORONS?
>> Anonymous
>>95808145
Christians are the fags chopping up and changing their religion.

Why don't they hunt witches today?
Allowing fag marriage I hear?

The teachings of the bible are full of barbarism which would be condemned it today's society. These absolute words of your God are never mentioned in your sunday church.

I hope you have strong faith in Creationism, unless you are a hypocrite.
>> Anonymous
>>95812662

Who the fuck said I was religous? Stop trying to clutch at straws like most athiefags. Stop trying to force your BELIEFS (because it is a belief you know?) on other people. Shit... Fucking hypocrite.
>> Anonymous
>>95812662

Religion evolves just like people do dumbass. Some of them don't move with the times but the majority do.
>> Anonymous
i believe that OP has a point america sucks dick
>> Anonymous
>>95812662

I must ask, I know you're going to lie with your answers though but:

-Have you read the bible?
-Do you have any scientific background or do you just buy what you're told regarding athiesm?
-Are you just some pop culture soaker-upper who saw Richard Dawkins on southpark once and figured you are now so very knowledgeable on everything?
-Did you figure out if god existed on your own or are you a brainless sheep the two questions above were getting ag?
>> Anonymous
choke on dick and die, OP, before I get my government to bomb your pussy tea-sipping ass back to the fucking stone age.
>> Anonymous
God save the queen.

ITS IDIOMATIC, DICK EATER
>> Anonymous
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Well played, mr. Troll
>> Anonymous
>>95814607

But this is a paradox. OP is obviously American, who else could be *that* stupid and America is the only country that actively bombs the shit out of little pussy countrys. Will the US bomb the US? AWESOME! K-GO!
>> Anonymous
I live in america...

It sux balls here.

Im gonna die here soon...

I will make sure to record it for you /b/
>> Anonymous
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>>95814607
Obama says: "Not your personal army."
>> Anonymous
>>95814046
The witches sure didn't evolve through genetic mutation to develop a trait which resists pyres and pitchforks so they went extinct.
>> Anonymous
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>>95814760
OP here,
Not bad for my first deliberate troll, if I do say so myself.
BTW, those of you who took issue with what I said at the top of this thread, check the pic that came with my original post.
Self-confessed troll is self-confessed.
You lose.
>> Anonymous
>>95816312

No, we have nothing better to do with our time, we trolled you faggot.
>> Anonymous
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>>95816966